"Last time on Total Drama Domination," said Don.
The camera shows Sanders running away from a bear, followed by a baboon sitting on Sierra's face.
"Our campers went wild for our second edition of Wawanakwa Gone Wild!"
The camera shows Gerry swiping Eddy, followed by Arnold slamming a chair down repeatedly, eventually breaking it.
"Some campers had it easier than others," said Hawkeye.
The camera shows Heather not finding Olaf from the windows of her helicopter, followed by her flying back and receiving an hour penalty.
"But none had it harder than Heather, who gave up finding Olaf and accepting an hour penalty."
The camera shows Shrek and Dwayne charging into the mess hall right before the penalty timer can hit zero, followed by her being blasted off the island.
"Unfortunately, it proved to be a penalty too long, and she got eliminated," said Chef.
The camera flashed to the hosts. "Who will be exported from this country next? Find out right now, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Rolf.
"DRAMA!" yelled Don.
"DOMINATION!" yelled all four hosts.
*cue intro*
The cast sat in the mess hall when the staff came in. "Alright gang. Ready for your next challenge?" asked Don.
"Woah woah, hold up! Don't we get idols, too?!" asked Eddy.
Don sighed. "Yes. Just like all of the other idols here, these new idols will also grant the user immunity along with a new power for each one. The Eddy one lets you exempt a challenge and be immune from that episode as well, the Wizard Whitebeard one lets you make a contestant permanently ineligible for immunity for the rest of the season, even if they win immunity. The Arnold idol forgoes the vote and sets up a tiebreaker between two people of your choice in addition to being immune in the episode that follows, the Jake idol denies a contestant of your choice from being treated at the infirmary for the rest of the season, no matter how serious the injury. The Ronald McDonald idol will let you pick one contestant this season to come back and participate next season. The Chowder idol lets you pick a new contestant from the applicants to participate next season. The Franklin idol lets you pick one contestant this season to NOT come back and participate next season. The Arthur idol lets you pick a new contestant from the applicants NOT to participate next season. The Colton idol lets you receive every confessional sent to you for the rest of the episode, or the episode afterwards. The Numbuh 4 idol prohibits someone from using the confession cam for the rest of the season."
"Not even to use the bathroom?" asked Owen.
"No. The Duckman idol lets you see who voted for who at the ceremony you play it at, or the next one if you don't play it at a ceremony. The Shrek idol lets you find the exact location of any other idol of your choice. The Robbie Rotten idol can prohibit someone of your choice from being allowed to play any idols for the rest of the season. And finally, the Steve Harwell idol lets Chef cook you a real meal."
"'Bout time," said Chef. "Shit, that reminds me! I need to buy some more bread." The cook then ran off.
"Bread? BREAD?!" The Smash Mouth lead singer started roaring with rage, pounding his fists on the ground repeatedly, scaring everyone and causing Chef to turn around to see the commotion.
"Well, it is the healthiest food group," defended the cook.
"Now look what you've done. You've got the guy all riled up!" said Shrek.
"It's just bread, dude."
Steve promptly screamed in rage and ran at Chef, who muttered an "oh, shit" before running. However, Steve was faster, and he tackled him and gave him a good pounding before walking away from him.
"Jordan! Take Chef to the infirmary!" requested Hawkeye.
"Aye aye, captain!" Jordan picked Chef up above his head without too much effort.
Don restored order in the mess hall. "Now! Today's challenge is the tri-armed triathlon challenge. We've already put you guys into pairs. One of you will be exempt from this challenge, due to there being an odd number. The worst performing pair will be automatically eliminated in a double elimination!" The cast gulped. "Rolf? The list please?" asked Don.
"Why yes!" The immigrant pulled out a sheet of paper. "Thy shall have Jay boy and Ernesto boy, Dwayne boy and Alejandro boy, Spud boy and Brick boy, Kitty girl and Cameron boy, Sam boy and Harold boy, Courtney girl and Sierra girl, Ezekiel boy and Veronica girl, Rock boy and Tom boy, Cody boy and Sky girl, Beardo boy and Devin boy, Dave boy and Duncan boy, Amy girl and Trent boy, Ennui boy and Tyler boy, Katie girl and Crimson girl, Dara girl and Laurie girl, Topher boy and Ella girl, Ellody girl and Owen boy, Geoff boy and Brody boy (the two high-five), Junior boy and Sanders girl, Scott boy and Sammy girl, Shawn boy and Ryan boy, and Gerry boy and Dawn girl! Noah boy, this means you shall not partake in today's festivities."
"Hoo rah," Noah said while mockingly raising his right arm.
The scene flashed to the other campers being chained into their respective pairs. "OK, so the challenge is threefold, with a wimp key offered to any pair willing to drop out" said Hawkeye, who held up a silver key. He put it away and said, "First is the eating contest. You will pick one person to do the eating and the other to do the feeding. It doesn't matter if you finish first; what does matter is don't suck if you wanna avoid elimination."
The scene flashed to the pairs seated at the table, with a healed Chef putting a metal bucket in front of each pair. "Alright, looks like we have Jay, Dwayne, Spud, Cameron, Harold, Sierra, Veronica, Tom, Cody, Devin, Dave, Amy, Ennui, Katie, Dara, Topher, Ellody, Geoff, Junior, Scott, Shawn, and Dawn feeding Ernesto, Alejandro, Brick, Kitty, Sam, Courtney, Ezekiel, Rock, Sky, Beardo, Duncan, Trent, Tyler, Crimson, Laurie, Ella, Owen, Brody, Sanders, Sammy, Ryan, and Gerry," said Don. "Everyone ready? Go!" Hawkeye fired an arrow to start the challenge.
The feeders looked in the buckets and saw a different colored liquid in each one. "What's the hold up?" Gerry asked his partner.
"This...is laundry detergent," Dawn said with a look of disgust.
"Ewww!" cried the tennis rival.
"Better than mine; I got fabric softener," Ryan said next to him.
"Alright, where did these "drinks" come from?" asked Gerry.
"Why don't you ask him?" Topher (he got hand soap) pointed to Wizard Whitebeard.
"These new flavors will be a hit in no time!"
"I hope no one got bleach," said a wide-eyed Don.
"I got dish soap," said Ernesto.
"I actually got one of those Cascade Complete circles," said Alejandro, holding up a white, blue, and green square.
"Oh yeah, I'm testing out new candies, too!" said Wizard Whitebeard.
"I, have no words, man," said a repulsed Hawkeye.
"For once, my customs are perfectly aligned with yours," agreed Rolf.
"I got canola oil," said Brick.
"Motor oil," said Kitty.
"Lime juice," said Sam.
"Windex," said Courtney.
"I got bleach, eh," said Ezekiel.
"UH OH!" cried Chef, with the other hosts looking panicked. "You didn't swallow that, did you?"
"None of us did, eh."
"Alright, we're moving on to part two, still on a clean slate," said Don. "Follow us outside."
As everyone started leaving, Wizard Whitebeard grabbed the bleach solution and said, "Hmm. I don't get what the fuss is over this one." He then drank, then fell to the ground immediately.
"RED ALERT!" Jordan immediately ran back in and lifted Wizard Whitebeard off the ground. "He's dead y'all."
"Well, there goes one already," said Hawkeye.
"Alright, follow me!" said Don, bringing the attention off the deceased intern.
The scene flashed to the cast standing outside, with tables full of carved heads of the fallen campers out there too.
"Part two of today's challenge is building a tower of the eliminated contestants, starting with the first on the bottom, and the most recently eliminated on top. Got it?" asked Chef. When the contestants signaled their approval, he said, "Go!" while Hawkeye shot an arrow.
The pairs started building their towers. All of them, except one.
"Hold it, we must analyze the physical details of each head for the most ideal positions," said Ellody.
Owen looked around and saw the other pairs stacking up their towers without issue. "Uhh, I have no idea what you're saying, but no one else seems to be doing that, and it doesn't look like they need to."
"They'll reach their downfall soon enough." Ellody put down the Staci head, then picked up the Anne Maria head.
The scene flashed to Geoff and Brody stacking on the Heather head. "We got this, bro!" Geoff told Brody excitedly.
Rolf walked over, examined the surfer dudes' work, and said, "Rolf commends your sound memory! You win this leg of the relay!"
"YEE-AH!" The two pink-clad boys stomach-bumped.
Alejandro and Dwayne then raised their hands, flagging Chef over to inspect them. "Yep," he said.
"Nice job, amigo," Alejandro told the father, holding out a fist.
"Thanks, man!" Dwayne said back, accepting the fist bump.
The scene flashed back to a worried Owen. "Uh, Ellody? Other teams are starting to finish." At this point, only Jay/Ernesto and Dara/Laurie were left, the former pair still a few people short of finishing and the latter pair put Miles three spots too high. "There's still one more part," defended Ellody.
Owen put his foot down at last. "Ellody, I'm sorry, but I'm finishing this for you." He started building the tower quickly, but when he tried putting Heather's head on, it fell forward, and it hit Staci's head, causing the entire tower to collapse. Ellody loudly groaned in frustration and anger. "You IMBECILE!" she cried.
"And Ellody and Owen lose part two of today's challenge," said Don. Owen looked down, defeated, while Ellody crossed her arms and glared at him.
CONFESSIONAL: What a beautiful mEllody her "loud groan of frustration and anger" had!
"Ellody's scary when she's angry. Kinda like Courtney." [1] said Owen.
*STATIC*
Now the cast stood at the beach, with 22 canoes in the water. "Well, you've made it to the last part of the challenge," said Hawkeye. All you have to do is row to Boney Island the fastest."
"I don't wanna go back there, eh!" cried Ezekiel, recalling his time spent there as a mutant.
"We'll take the wimp key," said Veronica, taking pity on Ezekiel. Chef took out a silver key and undid the chains binding the duo. "Y'all are free to go." The two teens left.
"Any other takers?" asked Hawkeye. No one else spoke up. "Good!"
The scene flashed to the remaining pairs on their canoes, paddling at different speeds to get to Boney Island first.
Ellody and Owen were paddling the slowest. "If we go at this speed, we'll go far," said the genius. They were gaining a fair distance from each stroke, but the duo quickly found themselves being outrowed by the other pairs. "Maybe pick up the pace?" suggested Owen. When he saw Ellody glare at him, he added, "A little?"
Ellody sighed. "Fiiiine." They picked up a little more steam, but still couldn't catch up to the other teams. Owen, fed up with Ellody's strategy but not wanting to incur her wrath again, decided to paddle quickly. Unfortunately, it only succeeded in causing the canoe to lean forward and capsize over them, covering them from camera view. "You endomorphic nincompoop!" cried Ellody.
"I'm guessing you liked my efforts?" asked Owen. A loud and annoyed huff from Ellody was the answer he got.
Eventually, Geoff and Brody and Topher and Ella pulled in neck and neck.
"Surfer dudes. Tophella. You tied," said Don. "Because of this, you all win immunity." The foursome all cheered and hi-fived each other.
Eventually, the only teams left were Ellody/Owen and Gerry/Dawn. The latter pair seemed to be very out of shape, while the former pair nervously and frantically paddled to catch up to them. "We're almost there!" said Owen.
Unfortunately, Gerry used this time to cut Ellody and Owen off, and he and Dawn ended up touching down first.
"And it looks like Ellody girl and Owen boy are going boom boom!" said Rolf. "You two blew today's festivities up moreso than my cousin Florus after eating chocolate flavored laxatives!"
"Aohhhh," moaned Owen. An angry Ellody slapped the back of his head. "Ow!"
Chef walked over to them, strapped them into the Fireworks of Shame, lit the fuse, and three seconds later, the duo went flying.
The hosts walked up. "Sounds like they got along well," said Don. "What do we have in store next time? How long until we get off this island?" He shivered at that question.
"Takes some gettin' used to," said Chef.
"Find out next time, right here, on TOTAL!" yelled Don.
"DRAMA!" yelled Hawkeye.
"DOMINATION" yelled all four hosts.
[1] In case you haven't figured it out already, they share the same voice actress (Emilie Claire Barlow).
ELIMINATION ORDER:
#90: Staci (Z)
RETURNS: Duncan (R)
#89: Anne Maria (Z)
#88: Sadie (R)
#87: B (R)
#86: Justin (R)
#85: MacArthur (Z)
#84: Mickey (R)
#83: Jasmine (R)
#82: JD (Z)
#81: Rodney (Z)
#80: Scarlett (Z)
#79: Max (DECEASED) (R)
#78: Kelly (R)
#77: Blaineley (R)
#76: Lightning (DECEASED) (Z)
#75: Eva (R)
#74: Jen (Z)
#73: Dakota (Z)
#72: Emma (R)
#71: Jo (Z)
#70: Pete (R)
#69: Sugar (Z)
#68: Jacques (Z)
#67: Zoey (R)
#66: Stephanie (Z)
#65: Bridgette (Z)
#64: Beth (Z)
#63: Chad (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#62: Carrie (R)
#61: Izzy (R)
#60: Leshawna (R)
#59: Mary (Z)
#58: Josee (Z)
#57: Lindsay (R)
#56: Miles (R)
#55: Mike (ARRESTED) (R)
#54: Leonard (Z)
#53: Lorenzo (DISQUALIFIED) (Z)
#52: Tammy (Z)
#51: DJ (R)
*MERGE*
#50: Taylor
#49: Chet
#48: Abby (QUIT)
#47: Gwen
#46: Heather
#45/#44: Ellody
#45/#44: Owen
STILL IN:
Sanders
Harold
Cameron
Devin
Tom
Trent
Ezekiel
Ennui
Crimson
Gerry
Sky
Noah
Junior
Dave
Katie
Tyler
Courtney
Topher
Shawn
Sierra
Dara
Laurie
Cody
Geoff
Ernesto
Spud
Alejandro
Sam
Jay
Dawn
Brick
Beardo
Brody
Scott
Duncan
Ella
Rock
Amy
Dwayne
Veronica
Kitty
Sammy
Ryan
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the chapter! Another slow update, but on the bright side, I only have two days of school left (Monday and Tuesday), and they're both half days, so I'm ready for them fast updates as much as y'all (hopefully) are.
Originally, I was only planning on having Ellody go, because she was beyond useless at this point, but then I decided I really didn't need to keep Owen around at this point, either, so he ended up going with her.
As you all (should) know, the next "challenge" is the visit to Playa de Losers, which means we get to spend time with the already eliminated contestants, giving them a chance of development, along with a chance to impact the game for those still in.
Here's how the next chapter will work: the eliminated contestants will vote a contestant out (and NO, that bullshit Chris pulled in canon will NOT be present here), and this time, an eliminated contestant will be voted back in by you guys to take their place. I will be posting a poll on fanfiction dot net, where you will vote for the person you want back in the contest. If you're one of the people who read on DeviantArt and not , you can just comment your vote instead. I wish I had a core membership to set a poll up (though I don't know how many options you'd be allowed to have there). If I get lucky between then (I don't have a credit card, and my parents are most unlikely unwilling to pay it for me), then I'll throw the same poll there, too.
Now let's meet our second of five quintuplets auditioning for next season, and it's Brent, the inventor!
*STATIC*
A black, red, blue, and green room appeared with a bed with a blanket with the Windows keyboard and two pillows with the caps lock and num lock buttons. Sitting on the front of it was a boy with white, sort of pale skin, chocolate brown hair, green eyes, a black jacket that was unzipped, revealing a red shirt that said GAME, INVENT, WIN in black, blue jeans, brown sneakers, and a blue baseball cap facing forwards.
"My name is Brent, and I see your show as the perfect chance to showcase my inventions for the better." He pulls out his iPhone 7 and plays a video of him flying from his house to his school. "I already perfected the soda jetpack, made with mentos and any carbonated drink. Really useful, fast and efficient, and I get to sleep in an extra half hour." He put his phone up and said, "See you around!"
*STATIC*
Well, that's Brent, the inventor, and also the second of five quintuplets from GirlPower54. This guy seems to be smart at inventing things, but we'll see if he's genuinely smart, or simply suffering from a case of crippling overspecialization (meaning only being good at one thing).
As always, read and review on fanfiction dot net, and comment and favorite on DeviantArt! Also, don't forget to vote on that poll!