This is my story! I heart you alyx this chapter is all yours!
Prologue: Hours and hours later all the wild gypsies were on the ground so i untied myself and started running and all the gypsies were either too wasted or stoned to stop me so i started running home when suddenly out of nowhere a big nasty sweaty marijuana-y smell came from right behind me it was at that precise moment in time that i knew i had pissed of the evil fat gypsy queen...
There I was cornered by the fat gypsy queen. I was defenseless the gypsy queen had special, secret powers... Secret powers that I did not have... suddenly the gypsy queen took out a sacrificial knife. As she brought down the knife my life flashed before my eyes. I was 3 and throwing my face in spaghetti with my cousins... I was 6 and peeing in my garden. I was 13 and I was making a water park in a cardboard box. (yes it did explode, maybe this was real))) with my cousin...all my memories came rushing back when suddenly, a puff of white light came right as the blade was about to pierce my skin, there was a beautiful something with wings.and she took the blade and poked the gypsy queen in the bum and it ran away then suddenly I was flying in yellow sparkles! suddenly I was in a city of yellow light and it was raining...yellow sprinkles! i looked up and say a midget about 5 inches tall carrying me over the town.. i suddenly realized that something was wrong.. that midget had wings and it was carrying me.. at that precise moment in time, i knew that i had been abducted by midgets..with wings...when the midget with wings put me down she told me she was a fairy and that her name was Alyx..
She was a strange sort of midget that I had never seen before. I decided to call her a Tibbit...she was a very strange sort of Tibbit, I realized id never met one quite like her before. The reason was coming to me when she suddenly said in a voice much like Darth Vaders
" I AM YOUR COUSIN!" I wondered for several minutes how I could be related to this midget/tibbit but then she went into a story from forever ago...
" Once a lllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong fricken time ago, the gypsies and the faeries were at peace.. I was the queen of the realm and the gypsies were my slaves. yes i ruled them all because I was awesome, they made the marijuana and the beer, and the faeries drank it and smoked it... life was good.. but then the fat fairy shaniqua now known as the fairy queen, took over half of the realm now known as gypsy land, when she took over gypsy land she also took all the beer and the marijuana.. with this all the faeries were very sad, but then there came a prophecy... a prophecy about how one day on the 28th of august an idiot girl would come to Fairytopia and hear of the legend and defeat the gypsies and steal back the marijuana and the beer that is rightfully mine. you my precious, are the only one who can do this"
i suddenly understood at that precise moment in time that i had to get back the beer and marijuana so that the midgets with wings could party again...
in 3 days I would set out for gypsy land to save the midgets with wings beer and marijuana but in the mean time Alyx was screaming like an idiot because i branch made of yellow and orange sprinkles hit her window:)