merry easter and a happy new christmas, readers, i dont own : hl2, the makers/characters of hl2, stanly kubrick, concerned, or you,but i do own this story :P
- random apartment -
The door flew off its hinges as it was kicked out by a squad of combine police. the civies inside screamed and dropped their chocolate eggs. jimmy suddenly covered his eyes with his hands and started singing to himself. "if i cant see you you cant see me!la la la l-" he was silenced when an officer whacked him with his stunstick. "take them to Nova Prospekt" said the (assumed) commander in a voice like grating metal.
- kleiners lab -
"Happy Easter, Izzy!" said eli, who, though trying to hide it, was drunk. Lamarr was head-hugging an easter egg about the size of- "This big!" said Gordon Frohman who just happened to be walking through the lab. "Hey Gordon!" barney said, "$&k off". Frohman walked out muttering to him about how they were jealous. A loud nuber of thumps was heard on the roof. "its raining again" alyx said monotonously
"Oh $H&" barney shouted as four hundred and twenty seven headcrabs and a corpse flew through the window, vaguely resembling santa clause and his reindeer. "dammit, lamarr, i told you, no friends!". The corpse got up and walked off. four hundred and twenty six headcrabs got out easter eggs,while the last one just sat and looked glum. Father gregory walked in, with a rather unusual easter egg. "i DONT think they're ment to be made out of corpses, greg.
"Wait, everyone! we all need to say happy easter together!" exclaimed gordon FREEman
"1...2...3" cr- HAPPY EASTER
i am not trying to be rude to concerned,its a great comic,but frohman p$$3d barney off. Enjoy your chocolate! i wont, i am ill >:(