HERMIONE'S LAWS

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

The day you forget your umbrella is the day it pours rain

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.

Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.

After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.

If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.

Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

All the good ones are taken.

Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

Nice guys(girls) finish last.

The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.