FG: Heeeeeeeey, we're back!

Robin: Finally.

FG: I was busy with Barnum. I was! We did it for camp…I was Tom Thumb's mom, Mrs. Stratton.

Jessica: I was a politician!

FG: Yeah. This is Sonia's best friend Jessica. She went to Japan recently, so I call her Jeshika-chan.

Jake: Yay, Japan!

Robin: Didjya see my house?

Jessica: No.

FG: You're not real.

Robin: Dun remind me.

FG: Okay, say the disclaimer, Jessica.

Jessica: What's a disclaimer?

Sonia: Um, a disclaimer is…oh, yeah! A disclaimer is when Rachel asks someone to say that some of the characters are from Kingdom Hearts…or something.

FG: Go away, Sonia.

Sonia: Aw… (walks away)

FG: Fine, you can stay. For a little.

Sonia: Okay!

FG: Say the disclaimer, okay?

Jessica: Rachel owns… (picks up list) …Emma, Dia, Jake, Robin, Bernie, Coeur/Hart, Miaow, Eclipse, Taylor, Lyze, Silke, Kinzoku, Sadym, and Alissa.

FG: That's FG. Okay, you can go now.

Jessica: No. I'm not leaving!

FG: Leeeeeeaaaaave.

Jessica: Uh-uh.

FG: Robin?

Robin: Got it. (takes out Shinku Cannon)

Jessica: You're gonna SHOOT ME?

Robin: Yeah.

FG: Pretty much.

Jessica: I'm real, you're not! So you can't shoot me!

FG: Gimme that. (takes Shinku Cannon and loads it)

Jessica: How can you hold a non-existent gun?

FG: Um… (scratches head) …here's Chapter 10.

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"23 bottles of beer on the wall, 23 bottles of beeeeeeeeeer…"

Sora jabbed Jake's back with one finger as they sat in Dia's van. "Jake, we're in here too."

Jake raised an eyebrow, then nodded quickly. "Oh. Sorry." He cleared his throat. "23 cups of sake on the wall, 23 cups of sake…"

Robin growled. "First of all, it's pronounced 'sah-kay'. Second, I think Sora meant that ya shouldn't sing loudly when there're other people 'round."

"Myeh," Jake replied flatly.

Dia glanced at her rear view mirror to get a good view of her little brother. "You can sing later." She slammed down on the brake, causing her passengers to hit their heads on the seats in front of them. "Well, we're here."

"Wow! It's better than I imagined it!" Kairi cooed.

Sora, Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, and Eclipse all gaped as they stuck their heads out the window. "Big, isn't it?" Emma smiled.

"Yeah!" Kairi pushed her door open and hopped out. "Can we go to the water park before we have to kick butt?"

Robin snorted. "Whadda ya mean 'we'? All ya do is…" She held out both palms and squealed, "Heart goes bye-bye!"

"Robin! Don't tease Kairi like that!" Sora reprimanded. "She took a Behemoth down in five seconds by using that!"

Kairi lightly tapped Sora's arm. "No, Sora, she's right…if I didn't have the powers that come with being a Princess of Heart, I'd be helpless."

"Well," Bernie sighed. "I hate to say it, but at the beginning of Kingdom Hearts, you run like…um…"

"A complete and utter wimp," Donald finished.

Bernie glared at him, her face reminiscent of when she had attacked Haiiro. "Thank you," she finally got out through gritted teeth.

Kairi scrunched up her shoulders and stalked off towards the lodge. "I know."

Bernie looked down at Donald, who cracking up. She closed her fist around his feathered neck and picked him up. "What…is…your…PROBLEM?"

Donald started shivering. He was twitching uncontrollably. "The truth hurts sometimes…?" Donald offered. Bernie must have disagreed, because she put her other hand on Donald's neck and wrung it.

"Bernie!" Jake yelled nervously. "What are you doing?"

"I'm getting revenge for Kairi," Bernie stated calmly, though she was still red-faced and twisting Donald's neck.

Eclipse backed away slowly. "I hope she never does that to me…"

"Jake, stop her!" Riku hissed. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but we can't afford to lose that duck. He's a good magician."

Jake nodded and pulled out the Ikiteiru Shield and aimed at Bernie's Uranaishi Gloves. "Animate!" Bernie's hands flew towards the right, then to the left, dragging her and Donald with them. Jake made Bernie's gloves shake mercilessly. "Let go of Donald!" he ordered.

"Jake," Donald gasped, turning blue. "You're not helping!"

"I'm sorry!" he whimpered in return.

Something began to pry Bernie's fingers off of Donald. She dropped him, but something caught him. Eclipse's eyes were glowing a soft purple color. "I got you." Using telekinesis, he lowered Donald to the ground. "All right, that's better, isn't it?" Donald nodded slowly.

Bernie continued to glare at the magician. "He hurt Kairi's feelings! I have to make him pay!" she told Eclipse, though keeping her eyes glued to her target.

"If you want to help, let's go find Kairi," Eclipse reasoned as his eyes went back to brown.

Coeur pawed at Bernie's ear. "Myew," she agreed.

"Yeah…" Bernie sighed. "You're right." She and the rest of Juu Senshi walked into the Great Wolf Lodge.

… … …

"I told you that you should have let me go defeat the Juu Senshi instead of that red-headed tin can." Silke sat on a couch in the Quinns' basement, looking smug. "Now look at him! You should have sent me."

Taylor paced around a bed in the middle of the basement, with fragments of Kinzoku on it; three Al Bhed men were trying to fit pieces of him together. "I won't have you referring to Daimyo Kinzoku as 'that red-headed tin can', Daimyo Sakura. Or else-"

"Oh, y-y-yes, f-forgive me, Shogun Quinn," Silke stuttered, and finished with a bow.

Lyze clicked her tongue disapprovingly. "Interrupting Mr. Shogun, Daimyo Sakura? That's two strikes." She hopped down from her seat on the radiator.

Taylor glanced at her. "Thank you, Daimyo Rune, but I can't let Daimyo Sakura go. She's the best Daimyo I have."

"Yes," Silke agreed with a smirk. "The best."

Lyze growled, stole a look at her hologram table, then tapped one of the Al Bheds on the shoulder. "Rao, Sadym? Lyh oui tu sa y vyjun?"

He turned around. "Fryd ec ed, Lyze?"

Guardian appeared and glared at the Al Bhed. "Sadym, stop talking to the Daimyo and get back to work! And do not call her 'Lyze'! It is too informal of a name to call your superior!"

"Ur, bid y culg eh ed!" Sadym snapped. "Oui cyo ouincamv dryd Ansem fungat vun oui, pid ra ryt oui nihhehk annyhtc! Tu oui naymmo drehg E's kuehk du fung vun Ansem's tuk?"

"Er…" Guardian blinked. "…what?"

"Go, Sadym!" Lyze cheered.

"What did he say?" Guardian demanded. "I heard him say 'Ansem'! He said 'Ansem', did he not?"

Lyze laughed. "He said he's not going to take orders from Ansem's ex-dog."

Guardian pulled back his fist. "Why, you-"

"Guardian!" Taylor stepped forward. "Leave Sadym alone. Sadym, get back to work."

Sadym bowed. "Of course, Shogun Quinn," he murmured quietly and respectively. "Right away."

Guardian's yellow eyes bugged out. "You can speak English?"

"Fryd tu oui lyna, tuk?" Sadym gave Guardian a dirty look and returned to inspecting Kinzoku's parts.

Lyze bent down and whispered quickly in Al Bhed. Although she was speaking to Sadym, she was looking at a hologram of Kairi. "Got that?" Sadym paused his work, then nodded and once again resumed sifted through some metal discs. "Okay. See you there."

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"It's all right, Donald didn't mean that…" Bernie assured the unusually somber Kairi.

Kairi shook her head. "No, he DID mean it…and he's right." She plopped onto a lodge bed and laid on it. "You guys go to the water park. I'm going to brood."

Bernie sighed. "Kairi, you have to come. It'll be fun."

"Wimps don't deserve fun."

Emma walked over, along with Robin and Dia. "I think we should let her cool off for a while."

"Make her cool off at the water park! That's what they're for!" Bernie insisted.

Coeur curled up next to Kairi. "Myew. Myew, myew, myew."

Bernie sighed again, then nodded. "I guess you can keep her company. But you'll be missing out on a lot of fun…"

Kairi sat up. "Wimps don't deserve fun," she repeated faintly, as if she was talking to Bernie from a distance.

"Okay, okay…" Bernie looked slightly deflated. "We have to change into our bathing suits. Maybe that'll give you time to change your mind…"

"WIMPS DON'T DESERVE FUN!" Kairi screamed. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?"

Everyone else took a step or two back nervously. "Calm down, Kairi," Dia said as she bumped into the wall while scooting backwards.

Kairi glanced at everyone with half-lidded eyes, then collapsed back onto the bed. "That was freaky," Robin noted.

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"I didn't know water could hurt so much," Sora lamented, dripping wet.

Dia laughed, wringing her hair out. "Well, that big bucket's going to pour out again in seven minutes."

The 10-ton bucket atop Fort McKenzie, a wooden castle in the water park, creaked back to its original position to refill itself. Jake was laying on the ground due to the force of the spilling water. "The pain…is fun…" he insisted. "It's fun…"

Emma was standing on the 2nd floor of the fort, shooting an angry Donald with a water gun. "No, this is fun!" Emma called down.

Something sprayed them, causing them to look up. "Hey, guys!" Eclipse was holding a thin, rubber hose. Emma shot the water gun at him instinctively. "It got up my nose…" He put his finger over one nostril and blew, trying to get the chlorinated water out.

"Attention visitors!" a lifeguard called. "Please evacuate the water park! Security is taking care of the problem, but we need you to leave temporarily."

Eclipse, Donald, and Emma crawled down from Fort McKenzie. "Do you think…?" Eclipse started.

"Rei no Aku," the Juu Senshi groaned.

"I'll get Kairi," Bernie announced.

Sora shook his head. "You're not going alone."

"I'll go," Emma volunteered. She and Bernie swam to the exit.

… … …

"Kairi, it's us, Bernie and Emma!" Bernie called. "Let us in!"

There was no response. "We think Rei no Aku planted some Heartless in the water park!"

The door opened silently, but nobody was standing on the other side. "Myew?" Coeur asked nervously.

Sadym jumped out at them, covering their mouths. "Fa ryja ehdnitanc, Lyze."

"Ehdnitanc? Fru yna drao?" Lyze called back.

Bernie and Emma looked nervously at each other. Coeur meowed pitifully. Sadym glanced down at them. "Uha uv dras ec faynehk kmyccac. Dra udran uha ryc y lyd uh ran cruimtan."

"Mad ic ku!" Bernie wrenched her head free. "Mad ic ku!" she demanded again.

Emma raised an eyebrow, then hesitantly echoed, "Mad ic ku!"

"Hu," Sadym replied stiffly. "Lyze ec pico fedr dra Bnehlacc."

"What did he say?" Emma asked.

"Lyze is busy with Kairi," Bernie mumbled back. "I bet she's torturing her."

"Yeah?" Emma growled. "Mary-Sue or not, we have to save her!"

Bernie nodded. "Yeah! We have to kick this Al Bhed's but! But how?"

Sadym looked like he was on the verge of laughter. "I can understand English, you know." He looked at Bernie. "You speak Al Bhed very well." He looked briefly at Emma. "Ec cra dra amasahdymecd?"

"Oac. Fro tu oui fyhd du ghuf?"

Sadym shrugged. "Hu naycuh, naymmo. E zicd fyhdat du caa dra kenm fru Lyze vuikrd, yht fru Cbened uv Ajem ec yvdan."

"If you can speak English, speak English!" Emma ordered. "I can't understand you!"

"That's the point, amasahdymecd."

Emma raised an eyebrow. "Ah-ma-sah-dee-what?"

"Amasahdymecd," Sadym repeated. "It means 'elementalist'."

"I should've known…" Emma scowled. "Where's Kairi?"

Sadym frowned. "Lyze is working with her right now."

"Let Kairi go!" Bernie yelled. "I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, DAIYMYO RUNE! GIVE KAIRI BACK!"

Lyze turned the corner, looking slightly vexed. "I'm almost done. Calm down, you two."

"GIVE HER BACK!"

Lyze groaned. "Sadym?"

"Right." Sadym clamped a hand back over Bernie and Emma's mouths.

"It's okay, guys." Kairi stepped forward, wearing two metal armlets with intricate, pastel designs. "Lyze and Sadym are good guys."

Emma jerked her hand free to point at Kairi. "What's on your wrist?"

Lyze smiled. "We heard her complaining about how weak she was, so we gave her these!"

Kairi held out her right hand and shot a thin, sparkling white beam out the door. She also smiled, full of pride. "The Gyene Armlets."

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FG: That was Chapter 10!

Robin: Why'd you have to add another OC?

FG: I like writing in Al Bhed. Oh, and here's a site where you can translate what Sadym, Lyze, and Bernie were saying at com. Just take out the spaces. Random fact: 'sadym' means 'metal'.

Jake: Hey, where'd Jessica go?

FG: Oh, she's a little…tied up at the moment.

Jessica: (tied to chair) Mmmph!

Emma: Another fight?

FG: Another fight. She kicked me off the computer when I was typing Chapter 10…at my own house!

Dia: Wow, you must be a wimp.

FG: Grrrrr… (punches Dia)

Dia: …that tickles.

FG: Okay, so I'm not that strong. FG out, yo.