"When the doors of Valhalla open, Alaya starts fucking weeping!"- quote from Mephistopheles right before opening the doors st the No-Life king could go through. basically a more serious version of Drac's Fate, still gonna be funny though.

The battle of Camlann was a brutal battle where all was lost for Camelot, but perhaps not as the Dying king meets a unusual character. follow as Father and son travel through the times until the fated meet with a familiar face and perhaps meet new ones along the way. Vamp Artoria. Vamp Mordred. Alucard Shenanigans ahead

okay so what if Shirou summons count Dracula,what if that is Helsing ultimate's Dracula, What if it is the Abridged version! with his smooth voice! what if Shirou joins the war trained and what if it's all for a cup? Do you want to risk your life for a cup?

At the dawn of the Fourth Holy War, monsters are summoned to walk upon the earth. One, cast from the graces of God, drowned in blood and countless lives. The other, a blade for which to smite God's foes, a heretical saint bound in thorns. This is their dance.

[By my sword of promised victory] [I am the bone of my sword] [It takes a man to kill a monster] [I can't lose against myself] The Fifth Holy Grail War has begun, and it shall bring forth a battle of monsters.

Shirou Emiya. A hero betrayed by his own ideals who would sell himself to Alaya. But what if someone was there to save him? What if that someone was Seras Victoria?

What would happen if the Monster of God and the Fake Priest met each other? Who would come out alive in an all out battle to the death? I hope this oneshot answers that question.

As I started my final struggle, I heard a woman's voice inside my head. She asked, "Do you want to live?" With my answer, she appeared in front of me, and that was the start of my Holy Grail War. One Shot.

The worst thing the Magus Association could do was not finish the job they had set out to do. Now, ten years later, the Hellsing family will get their revenge by summoning their secret weapon for the Fourth Holy Grail War. Fate/Zero and Hellsing Ultimate Crossover

An interesting concept I thought of while watching Fate/Zero. What if a 4th king was summoned in the grail wars.

Throughout anime, there are all kinds of demons, monsters, and other threats to humanity. In this attempt at a "Buddy Cop" situation, the two most badass anime priests fight to protect mankind from wickedness! M for violence. Lots of major character death to ensue.

The Holy Grail War. You know, somethings I think people forget that one of the Co-Founders to the creation of the Grail System was the Kaleidoscope. So now our dear participants, especially our lovely Caster, will learn what happens when you try to cheat the system.

Alucard's Stat Sheet