Sirius was bored. Peter was in the commonroom, James was at his quidditch practice and it was fullmoon. He looked out the window in the entrance hall, trying to think of something fun to do.
"Where are your friends?" Snape snarled. Sirius turned his head.
"Go grease somewhere else, why don't you"
"I think I have your little secret figured out so you might as well tell me! Although it's not really your secret, as much as Lupin's…Am I right?"
"Why are you telling me this? I couldn't care less of what's going on in your greasy little mind!"
"Fine, tell me where Lupin is and I'll go tell him!"
"So you really wanna know, huh? Even though you think you got it all figured out? That's brave, if you're right that is. Or foolish. What makes you think I would tell you something you wanna know?"
"Because if I don't know, then I will assume I'm right and I will tell everybody"
Sirius was tempted to send Snape to the Shack right away, that would teach him to mess with him.
"Ok, I'll tell you. Go to the Whomping Willow, use a stick to press the bump on the trunk. That will immobilise it. Then just go inside"
"Go inside?"
"You heard me"
"Are you sure this will work?"
"Please, would I lie to you?"
This made Snape confused. "Yes!"
"Too bad you don't trust me, then I guess you won't go"
It took a couple of seconds before Snape decided to try it out anyway. Sirius chuckled.
"Farewell. I'll miss bullying you. Now I guess I'll just have to settle with the memories-"
"Who are you talking to, Pad's?" James asked raising a brow. He was still in his quidditch getup.
"Just myself"
"Why that's not oddly disturbing at all"
"Anyway, I met Snivelly. He started to harass me with Moony questions again so I just like 'Fine, have it you way' and I told him how to get pass the whomping willow."
"You…what!"
Sirius was surprised at this reaction. "I said, I told him how to-"
"You told him how to pass the willow! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind!"
"What, I just-"
"Get out of my way" James pushed Sirius aside and ran out to the willow and went inside it. It didn't take long until he was back with Snape who seemed really angry and terrified and pushed James away from him and ran inside. Sirius wend outside to see how James was doing.
"Um-"
"Just don't talk to me right now, ok! I need full concentration to figure out exactly what you were thinking!"
"He wanted to know! So I just gave him what he wanted, and it served him right!"
James got up. "Do you know what could have happened? I know we hate that git, but since when did we want him dead?"
"I…didn't think…"
"Do you know what the worse part is? That we are not the ones who'll get to suffer the worse consequences! You betrayed Moony's trust and now he may actually have to leave Hogwarts because Snape is gonna tell everybody!"
Remus didn't talk much to Sirius the next couple of days. Not because he on purpouse ignore him, he just didn't have anything to say. One day Dumbledore wanted them to gather in his office.
"Have a seat" he told the four of them. "First of all I want to assure you that no one is leaving Hogwarts. Although I did consider expelling the two of you, Sirius and James."
"Professor Dumbledore sir, I just wanna say that James wasn't part of my practical joke. He doesn't deserve any punishment" said Sirius.
"Oh. Well then-"
"Don't listen to them, professor. All of them were obviously part of it! All of them should be expelled! And werewolves should not be allowed to attend at Hogwarts!" Snape shouted.
"The Whomping Willow was planted here to keep everybody safe. I'm sure that further similar events won't happen in the future"
"Someone should be expelled. I wanna see some punishment, detention has no effect on them!" said Snape.
"Professor Dumbledore, I just want to let you know that leaving Hogwarts is no problem for me" said Remus.
"Shut up, you didn't do anything!" said James.
"I did too. I promised Dumbledore not to tell anybody how to get pass the willow. If I hadn't told anybody, this wouldn't have happened"
Sirius rolled his eyes. "That's not fair, then I could say it's Snape's fault 'cause if he hadn't been so ugly I wouldn't have told him where you were."
"Professor!" Snape demanded.
"Nobody is blaming you" Dumblodore told Remus.
"Well you should! If you don't expell me, then I quit!"
Dumbledore got up from his chair and music begins as he starts singing (Backup by James and Sirius):
(Tune: Beautyschool Dropout)
You study very well and learn every new spell
Most mixed up non-delinquent of your friends
You shouldn't let misfortunes
Your Hogwarts schoolterm shorten
That is something nobody recommends
Hogwarts school dropout no graduation days for you
Hogwarts school dropout surely you haven't thought this through
Just because you're scared that Severus will go tell all his buddies
That is not a reason good enough for giving up your studies
What are you saying (What are you saying)
It's Sirius who is to blame
Remus you're staying (Remus you're staying)
Beause you are still worth the same
If you want job in your future, a profession of some sorts
Then just forget the past and stay here at Hogwarts
Hogwarts school dropout I won't let you walk out that door
Hogwarts school dropout stay here and show what you're good for
Right here we can teach you everything, you think that you're so clever
It's about the time you face the fact that you can't run forever
Remus don't sweat it (Don't sweat it)
Sure things could have gone really bad
Better forget it (Forget it)
Deep down you're really a good lad
No one else will hear, it all stays here
Severus wont report
Wipe off that guilty face a stay here at Hogwarts
Remus don't blow it don't put my good advice to waste
Remus you know it so don't do anything in haste
Now my owl is hear so disappear
I really must reply
Better get going to that tower so good bye
Hogwarts school dropout go back to Hogwarts
Hogwarts school dropout go back to Hogwarts
Hogwarts school dropout go back to Hogwarts
(A/N: Haven't updated as quick as usual 'cause I've been operated in my throat. Ow! Although I don't think many follow this fic anyway but I wanna put it here anyway just so everyone knows that I ficked grease first. And I'm actually proud of the filk in this chapter. So how 'bout some sympathy reviews, I have after all been eating soup for a week! Nah, just kidding. If you don't like, just leave it. Much thanks to those who have reviewed so far, though! And hooray for the 13 swedish olympic medals! Next chap coming soon)