I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or it's characters. Duh. I do own Joe and Theo but, unfortunately, not their pictures. Shame.

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"Shen Gon Wu alert!" cried Dojo as he jumped onto the table.

"Dojo…" said Clay slowly. "You're standing in my bacon."

"Oh."

"Dojo? The Shen Gon Wu?" said Joe Thunder, shaking his long red hair out of his eyes.

"This one is called the Beanstar. It can grant your deepest desires."

"And we have so many enemies who'd love to get that Shen Gon Wu, haven't we?" muttered Kimiko.

"So why don't we quit yapping and nab that Wu!" said Raimundo.

"What a waste of bacon," sighed Clay as they flew out of the temple.

"This Shen Gon Wu is mine!" cried Jack Spicer as he flew towards it. "Those Xiaolin freaks didn't even turn up."

"Jack Spicer! Prepare for a most humiliating defeat!" cried Omi, dropping to the ground. The others landed behind him.

"I spoke to soon," the evil boy genius groaned. "Jack-bots! Attack!"

"Don't you ever get tired of this?" asked Joe, taking out the Jack-bots with a bolt of lightning.

"Whatever," said Jack, and grabbed the Wu. He flew into the air only to be bought down by Joe. The Beanstar flew to the right. The boys jumped for it, each touching with a finger. The Shen Gon Wu started glowing.

"Jack, I challenge you to a…" He paused. "Since when do you have so many hands?" He looked up and saw Cyclops, Wuya, Tubbimora, Katnappé, Chase Young, Pandabubba, Hannibal Roy Bean and his twin brother, Theo, all holding the Wu.

"Now this is something I've not seen before," said Dojo from behind him. "A ten way showdown."

"Okay," said Joe. "I challenge you all to a Xiaolin… whatever it's called. My Sword of Zeus, Jack's Monkey Staff, Cyclops's Longi Kite, Wuya's Third Arm Sash, Katnappé's Changing Chopsticks, Tubbimora's Shroud of Shadows, Chase's Tangle Web Comb, Pandabubba's Star Hanabi, Hannibal's Moby Morpher and Theo's Ring of Nine Dragon's."

"And I call a Shen Yi Bu Dare!" said Theo.

"You've got to be childing!" said Omi. "The winner will get twenty-one Shen Gon Wu!"

"Omi? It's kidding," sighed Raimundo.

"My Two Ton Tunic, Joe's Eye of Dashi, Jack's Lotus Twister, Tubbimora's Tounge of Saiping, Wuya's Jet Bootsu, Cyclops's Fist of Tebigong, Katnappé's Mantis Flip Coin, Chase's Falcon's Eye, Pandabubba's Helmet of Jong and Hannibal's Orb of Tornami."

"The game is Xiaolin Sparring," said Joe. "Last standing wins."

"Let's go!" they all cried. "Xiaolin Showdown!"

The ground shot into the air, breaking away from the earth. It flew above the clouds and ten small pieces broke away, each carrying one person.. Another piece appeared holding Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay and Dojo.

"It is not fair!" grumbled Omi. "The biggest Showdown yet and I am not in it!"

"GONG YI TAMPI!" they shouted.

"Ring of Nine Dragons!" came Theo's voice, and he split into seven.

"Monkey Staff!"

"Third Arm Sash!"

"Mantis Flip Coin!"

"Tangle Web Comb!"

"Shroud of Shadows!"

"Star Hanabi!"

"Moby Morpher!"

Hannibal shrunk and disappeared from view. The Shen Gon Wu went flying, as did the competitors.

"Monkey eating banana!" cried Chase, and knocked off Tubbimora with a backward kick.

"Donkey being stubborn!" Katnappé went off.

"Elephant stomping tree!" Cyclops followed.

"Magician casting spell!" Jack fell, screaming.

"Comet causing extinction!" Pandabubba disappeared. Chase leapt for Theo and tried to hit him.

"Well, hello, boy!" said Hannibal, changing into a giant version of himself. Dropping his Wu, Joe threw himself forward, all the anger that had built up in him finding a way to be released. He knocked Hannibal over and punched him. He turned into Clay.

"If you do that again I'll be angrier than a bull seeing red!"

"Enough with the farm sayings!" cried Joe, and punched again. Hannibal became Omi.

"If you calm down, you could become second best to me!"

"You aren't that great!" Master Fung followed.

"You shouldn't release all your anger at once, young monk."

"Stop telling me what to do!" Finally, Hannibal became Kimiko.

"Don't hurt me Joe!" Joe brought his fist down, but it was shaking so badly he missed. Taking advantage, Hannibal pushed back and pinned Joe to the ground.

"Can't hit a girl? Or is it just because it's Kimiko?" Hannibal wondered. "Oh well." Using Kimko's powers, he turned his hands to flames and pushed them into Joe's chest. Joe felt them burning through his skin, but couldn't move to stop Hannibal. He heard a distant cry as Theo fell off.

"Lion munching gazelle!" Chase shouted, trying to push Hannibal off the edge. Hannibal ducked and grabbed Chase from behind, then threw him off the edge.

"Well, I'd love to stay and kill you, but I've got things to do, universes to conquer," said Hannibal, and knocked Joe off the edge. The boy blacked out as the world returned to normal.

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