Why I Hate Dantooine
Day Thirteen
Am starting to wish we never found Bastila as she is a bossy, know it all, Jedi-wench!
Plus she forced us to land on a "peaceful" farming planet.
I am surrounded by farmers plus more Jedi. Trust no one.
Would not be surprised if rancors were indigenous.
Day Fourteen
May have been mistaken about Dantooine as it is more boring than listening to Canderous talk about his many "heroic" battles.
On more humorous note: Naver is to become a Jedi.
Ha! If this is true then I am Queen of Naboo!
Since when do the Jedi train random recruits?
Later
Apparently often.
Asked Bastila what we're supposed to do while she's training.
Snapped at me and said "get counseling."
Hate Bastila.
Day Sixteen
Have decided to do something constructive while waiting for Jedi to finish training.
So have made short list of things I trust:
#1 Carth
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It's a work in progress.
Day Seventeen
Went kath hound hunting with team today.
Was actually enjoying myself in peaceful countryside. Didn't even mind slaughtering the brutes.
Kath hounds I mean; not team.
Day Eighteen
Stupid blue Twi'lek twit called me old! Maybe it's manly-stubble which makes her say such things?
On second thought, no. Stubble is obviously V. hot.
Am still resident pretty-boy regardless of what little girl thinks!
Day Twenty
Naver is done Jedi training. Noticed this after peace and quiet was interrupted by constant interrogation.
No wonder the Jedi were in a hurry to send her off.
Jedi also gave us a bunch of tasks to complete before we go. Isn't having Bastila with us punishment enough?
Day Twenty One
Got attacked by crazy cat woman today. She actually scratched me!
Least it was her claws instead of that lightsaber.
Am starting to miss those rackgouls…
Day Twenty Four
Finally found the all important "Star Map".
Gave a V. dramatic show of angst and brooding and still got no information from Naver! Maybe a manly pout would have been more effective…
Suppose I will stay with dysfunctional group until I get answers. Plus I sense I might be needed for romantic interest. If it's with Bastila I'll throw myself out of Ebon Hawk.
Cathar is coming with us.
Mental note: Get rabies shot.
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