A Day in the life of Ralph!
It's Monday. I'm going to school. I stare at Lisa. I know she fancies Milhouse and will never go out with me, Ralph Wiggum. I was to busy looking at Lisa, I didn't notice the dustbin right in front of me. So I ended up going to school smelling of rotten fruit. Otto took a detour with the bus, so we ended up on top of the tyre fire. I was hungry so I roasted marshmallows. They were lovely and gooey. We finally got to school. The bus was badly burnt. I went into Miss Hoover's class.
"Today class, we are having a special visitor. Everyone this is Dexter, a hobo." announced Miss Hoover, opening the door. A man wearing shabby clothes and looked shabby.
"Who 'ere wants a ride." he said in a drunk voice. Nobody put there hand up so I did. We went outside. I saw a brand new motorbike. I shrugged and hopped on. We went speeding through Springfield. And then we went through uptown. The sex shops and night clubs were packed full of single men and sexy ladies. We went into one of the night clubs. I started dancing like everyone. People picked me up and locked me in a cage. I had to dance. People started to swing from the cages. It was hard to keep dancing. Then some familiar music came on. The birdie song! I did the dance the best I could. Then I felt dizzy and went to sleep.
A/n: Funny and rude but it's Ralph
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