Sirius
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Voldemort, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha

You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first

When crazy Mr. Padfoot says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Pasfoot Man
And if you aren't shakin'
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the doggy song, ohhh

Remus/Peter/James
Ohhh

Sirius
Ohhh

Remus/Peter/James
Ohhh

Sirius
Ohhh

Remus/Peter/James
Ohhh, he's the crazy Padfoot Man

Sirius
Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And just can't relax
I might just make a special batch
Of chewy canine snacks
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it taste so nice?
A scrawny, slimy Voldemort to add a little spice

Remus/Peter/James
Ohhh

Sirius
Oh, yeah

Remus/Peter/James
Ohhh

Sirius
Ohhh

Remus/Peter/James
Ohhh

Marauders
Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the crazy Padfoot Man

Voldemort
Don't laugh at me,

Or you must face the dire consequences
The muggles are waiting to die,
So move or you have lost senses.

Sirius
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff

Voldemort
Right, and you're a threat to me?

Sirius
Well I am the Sirius Black

(Musical interlude)

Oh, my boys have got my back,
While we roll the bloody dice,
'Cause I'm a crazy Padfoot Man
And I aint ever nice.

It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine

Voldemort
I'll call my crew and will make extinction of you few.

Sirius
Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm crazy Mr.Padfoot

And you ain't going nowhere

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authoress' words of wisdom: So. Whatcha think? It's supposed to be before Voldemort has not much power, and the Marauders are also still young D most of this copyrighted to the writer of 'Oogie Boogie's Song' since I didn't have to change it much to match Sirius' personality. On that note, I don't own the Marauders. - sigh -