This takes place when Xena is still conquering places and is evil. Oh and I do not own anything in here that CS Lewis or Rob Tapert or Sam Rami invented such as Xena Borias the Pervensies the witch or anyone else. Just so you know. And the begging is going to follow closely to the plot of the chronicles of Narnia. Not to worry though it will differ drastically. Oh and I hope you like how I portray evil Xena. I had to skim through some episodes with her evil. I bought season six and three on DVD.
Chapter 1: Typical Day
Xena stood on a hill bordering the latest village she planned to ransack, her army flanking her and her trusted companion Borias to her right.
" Xena are you sure you want to waste your time on this pathetic village?"
" Its not pathetic. Remember what the old man said. The mayors home is just filled with gold."
" Do we need this gold?"
" Yes!" Xena snapped becoming greatly annoyed.
" And so the plan is still…"
" Yea, kill 'em all!" Xena shouted her army jeering behind her. " Soak this village in blood! Take everything kill everyone! CHEEEE!"
And so Xena led her horse backed army towards the defenseless village screaming her infamous war cry and swinging her sword above her. This she though would be the easiest of jobs. To bad she could not see into the future and how complicated it would get.
Her army neared the small wall of the tiny town. It was nothing more than a pile of dirt. Kicking her horse hard in the sides she raised her sword and took it over the hill, her army and Borias following. The horse landed hard on the other side right in front of a group of villagers. They screamed and fled as she leaped off her horse. Drawing her newly made weapon she called a Chakram she hurled it at one of the elderly men's leg. As it flew through the air towards him her army spread out slaughtering all.
The weapon hit the man in the leg drawing blood. He fell over on his stomach and landed with a grunt. Catching her Chakram Xena ran to his side. Couching beside the old fool she place her hands on his thin wrinkly neck and drew it back, while pulling down all her fingers except her index and middle. She slammed these two right into his neck with great force. She had just put on him what she named the pinch.
" I've just cut off the flow of blood to your brain. You'll be dead in seconds unless I release you." Xena growled in his ear.
" What… what do y-you want to know." The man sputtered with difficulty.
" Where's the mayor's home?"
" R-right down this road, biggest… biggest house, you cant miss it."
" Thanks." Xena replied nicely standing up and stabbing her sword into an angry villager that had snuck up behind her. As she pulled it out and the young man fell to his knees coughing up a dribble of blood the old man on the ground looked up at her.
" What?"
" You… you're not gonna release me, from… from this thing?" He asked with evident fear in his voice.
" No." Xena said simply. " You're old you've lived a long life."
" NO!"
" Yes." Xena said with a sad half smile on her face. The man looked into her evil eyes one final time and fell limp, cold and dead.
Xena stepped over him stabbing a woman who was just close enough to reach. She pulled her sword out of the lifeless corpse and whistled twice. Behind her came her beautiful black mare. She back flipped onto it and rode down the road killing civilians as she went.
When she was halfway down Borias, also on horse back, caught up to her.
" Xena, where is this mans house?"
" Over there." Xena said pointing straight ahead at a two story shack. Its walls were made of stone and covered in straw and the roof, nothing but a bunch of tangled up straw. In front of it stood a mid aged man leaning on a tall white walking stick for support. Xena yelled into the air again. He noticed her and ran into his little home nearly missing a sword blow that would have decapitated him from one of her men. She glared at him.
" Don't you dare kill him yet!" She cried in anger. The man frowned muttered an apology and rode on killing fleeing woman and men as he went. Xena dismounted her horse as did Borias and the two partners entered the dumb little house. The man was in there and when he saw them he ran for a door. From what Xena could see it opened into a small pantry but before she could get a good enough look the man closed it behind him. She could faintly hear a lock fall into place. Smiling she strode over to the door, Borias on her heels, grasped the handle and yanked it open snapping the thin metal lock. She entered the pantry her partner behind her. Without thinking he closed the door and they were engulfed with darkness, only think bars of light hitting them on the backs.
Even with these Xena could not see, there were hanging tatters that appeared to be fur attached to the ceiling. The man was not to be seen. Taking a step further into the pantry she walked past a shelf of spices and a snow covered tree branch. Doing a double take she stared at the branch with a quizzical expression etched in her flawless features. Borias noticed it too and looked equally as baffled.
" There are not supposed to be branches in a pantry." He said.
" It might lead outside."
" The village is nowhere near the woods and its spring, no snow!"
" Alright shut up and follow me." Xena snapped taking another step into a the place.
This time she found herself in a clearing in snow covered wood. Ahead of her was a metal bar extending up wards and on the top of it a glass case type thing with a small candle or something inside. Leaning on the post covered in snow was the man. The two approached him.
" Please! Don't kill me!" He cried putting his hands in front of his face as if he was worried she would throw a stone at him.
" Oh no, first you need to answer my questions." Xena said.
Before the man could reply a hand came down at his neck hit it and drew away.
" I've just cut off the flow of blood to your brain, you'll be dead in thirty seconds unless I release you, so talk!"
" Alright… alright."
" Where are we?"
" We… we're in Narnia." He said. Xena stared at him for a moment as if he was mad. Then she decided she wanted more information on this Narnia and released him from the pinch.
" What is Narnia?" she asked.
" We're in it, it's a land, a land in another dimension. I have been hear only years ago. I came in again to hide from you."
" What is this land and why is it snowing?"
" I don't know! Usually its in the same season we are."
" Alright, that's all I need to know. No go!"
Nodding an whimpering the man ran off back towards the inference to his pantry which Xena could clearly see. Making a split second decision that it was better he not be found alive she hurled her Chakram at him. It hit him in the back of his head with a loud crack signaling that his skull had broken. She caught it as it came back to her.
" What do we do now?" Borias asked.
" We do what all people do when they come to a new land, explore."
