April 15: Many were surprised today as they saw the famous debator, the sister of sewer-man, Sarah making an announcement in Oregon today. "Double-d has given us another shot at life," she had begun as many had question why she addressed him as Double-d instead of Prof. Edward. "We need to grab this oppurtunity by the horns and help all the army men battle this new threat to human-kind. Gather all the weapons, sharp silverware, and guns you can find and be prepared for the monsters. If or when they do come head to the sewers immediately!" A few hours after the debator drove out of town a force field came up and the people panicked. To them it had seemed as if Sarah had given them a warning. By the time the vicious critters had touched the surface of the planet most citizens were already underground, but woe to those who refused to descend into the murky depths. They were dragged from their dwellngs and were eaten, thrown into other buildings, or smashed. Almost everyone else was safe though, but a new abomination was introduced today killing more people than predicted. When Edward was informed about them he appropriately gave them the name Clickers. They use their throats to make weird clicking noises allowing people to mistake them for birds. Once they sense their prey they launch themselves at the victim and slash at them. They were described as vicious raptor-like creatures with bug-like eyes and wings about six feet tall. Many people are very worried now as it doesn't look like the pests are leaving. There doesn't even seem to be a pattern, they just attack any random city. In further news, Danny Annoutci held a meeting to decide how to find out where these freaks were all coming from. Anyways this is Jimmy in the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek signing out.April 16: "This can't be happening." These are the words that Double-d uttered this morning as he saw the force field go up around the city, Toronto, which he and Ed, unfortunately, were in at the moment. Then it happened, The buzzing of far off bugs in the sky. Double-d collapsed to the ground shuddering and pale. Eddy had gone off nights before after he had heard of Area 51 being attacked to look for answers of where these things might be coming from. Meanwhile, Double-d had finally unlocked a closet and gave himself and Ed the bug guns just as a specimen crashed itself through the wall and looked at the two Eds hungrily. "Double-d, fire at it!" the taller Ed had whispered, but Double-d was just shaking and quivering on the ground as the insect prepared to attack. Instead of pleading Edward even more Ed picked up a gun and fired instantly melting through the bug's tough exterior. After recovering from fright Double-d headed for the elevator. "No!" Ed commanded, "They'll be expecting us to take the elevator, we need to go down the stairs, and besides that the bugs could crash through the elevator, trust me, I've watched movies!" With some hesitation Double-d followed his less intelligent friend down the staircase. Double-d would not let me know the details of some of the horrific things he saw, but he was glad it wasn't worse. As they passed through the spinning doors of the Eaton Center they saw even more chaos on the streets. Ed yanked Double-d backwards as a trolley zoomed by full of bugs. Then they made their break for the sewers as the trolley smashed into a drugstore. As Double-d skidded into the sewer Ed remained above ground. "Sorry, Double-d," is what Ed told me he said, "But I have to stay up here and help the people get down there too." Before Double-d could reply Ed ran off. "Stay away from me!" the woman screamed at sewer man, "You're one of them I just know it!" "Fine," Ed said sadly, "but you'll regret it!" As he backed away he saw two clickers leap at the women and he turned his head away as she screamed and was torn in half. The same reply came from a kid at the playground and again two clickers leapt at the person Ed had tried to help, but this time something different happened. Instead Ed interjected by picking up both clickers and throwing them through a car. Immediately he had charged toward a manhole with the kid in his arms. He threw the kid into the sewers as he turned to face the clickers that had zoomed after their two victims. He managed to throw one that glided into him at the other, but he blacked out as a huge bug launched a car at him propelling him into the damp sewers. Finally, Ed woke up in a hospital bed with parts of him wrapped in badages. He had managed to save a total of fifteen people and stayed alive on the surface for over an hour! How amazing and horrific it must have been, but there is good news. Eddy finally came back and announced that he might have discovered where the bugs have come from! Maybe now all this can be put to a well deserved rest. In the meantime, this is Jimmy in the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek signing out.
April 17: Everything has come crashing down around me just now as I looked out the window and saw the force field come up. I'm pretty sure my end is at hand as I already hear the humming and see the creatures in my mind. Already Captain Melon Head has started herding people to the sewers.So instead of just giving up I shall fight these beasts. For right now and probably forever this is Jimmy in the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek signing out.