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April 20: Unbelievable! We have just obtained astounding news about The Plague! Apperantly this asteroid has a much different tail than other asteroids one that produces a series of rings instead of one straight line! Double-d described it as like some might theorize some aircraft's cloud trail it leaves behind in the sky. He says that if it were an engine producing the rings then it would be a sonic boom going off every couple of minutes. Some secret military people in fact have designed a jet that does just that and could in theory circle the world in one whole day even! I myself find this greatly amazing and have quite some questions and theories of my own.

For one, another piece of information that I have been able to pick up is that The Plague has in fact changed course which frightens many scientists and common folk alike. Now what I believe is that the asteroid could actually be the bugs' homeworld or mode of tansportation which circles the earth and they have somehow designed an engine which travels in a huge circle and feast off the humans whenever they decide to come by. I may or may not be right, but I'm just saying….

Anyways in other news a horrible awful nearly undescribable disaster of bugs basically annihilated everything in Kansas City today! There wasn't a building, not even a dog house, left standing. Even the people in the sewers encountered huge blob slime things which sucked humans into them, brought them back to the bugs, and forced them to get eaten. One of the only survivors also commented on how horrible it was to see some clickers tear someone to shreds and not be able to do anything about it. The attack lasted for about ten minutes before the force field finally left. Sarah had been able to get me some pictures and let me tell you it was an awful sight. Blood was seen streaming and pouring through the streets and yards and rubble. These are horrible days when we can't do anything but just wait to be devoured by these menaces! Another one of the survivors commented on the smell in the air. "It was sick and stank with the stench of blood and meat across the street I dove into a sewer on. A woman got killed by getting me into the sewers, she was literally sucked out of the underground and into a bug's mouth. I threw up and passed out was all I could remember."

Foretunately for us the Eds have devised a plan. The government has agreed to send up a platoon of marines in the new jets from area 51 to The Plague lead by Ed! They will be taking with them all the equipment we, the human race, have been able to devise thus far. Hopefully we will all live through this tragedy and be able to work together as one great nation without wars seeing as how right now we are not our enemies, but the bugs are as well! We shall take them down, we must, or die trying! So until next this is Jimmy in the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek signing out!

April 21: Well Ed and his crew have left and many wished him good luck. Someone Kevin even called Superdork gave a speech at Washington wish the brave people good luck. Well enough about that let's talk about the state the earth is in. Yet another city was attacked today by the evil bug menace and this time. It was in France this time and there's said to be even more dangerous bugs now, some that don't give up the chase of their prey for anything. When news crews entered the city it was awful as always. There were buses full of blood and some people in the sewers even got slaughtered by big slime blobs that carried them over to the bugs.

This is getting to far out of hand the world is coming to its end. If Ed and his crew don't finish these things' asteroid thing then all hope is lost, it's just a matter of time and then we're finished the apocolypse with have finally come and… I don't wanna even think about how horrifying it will be. I just need to say that Ed had better do it with his crew or bye bye all humans, animals, and maybe even earth itself!

Danny Annoutci in other news has requested that everyone be transported to special bunkers that have been built for us beneath the cities and if not that then the sewers. "We stand no chance against these beasts it seems, they just come and crush. It's not like a normal war or even a World War, this is a war that is already over! They know we don't stand a chance and have us beat to the end, no weapons affect them wherever we down one five more pop up in its place!" he annouced from Washinton. A surivor of one of the attacks however has this to say, "These things have found out we go underground to hide and they can't get in yes, that much is true, but they have also developed little slime creatures to come and get us for them. If we are all packed into bunkers then they'll just pick us off like flies. Taking our chances in the sewers is much much better than this."

I however don't know, I just say the only hope we have is Ed and his crew doing their thing! Well anyways, I have to jet, another Force Field's come up near here and I just can't miss any of this! So, this is Jimmy in the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek signing out!

April 22: I have now seen my first battle of the bugs and humans from outside a force field. It was terrifying as they have been said and from my own expirience in one. This one however was different, the people actually band together and fought back taking down countless bugs, it was amazing! I have never seen such dedication to stay alive. In the end the bugs actually began losing and the humans got to the center of the force field. It was there that the bugs fought back the hardest, Clickers, Hunters, Blobs, everything! I couldn't believe my eyes. The humans finally beat back the bugs too much and found at the very center of the force field a single bug that was generating it.

The monstrosity slammed tentacles across the ground and beat its shelled legs hard against people. It eventually got up after being beaten on a lot and began walking around and spewing Hunters and Clickers out of its back which eagerly chased the humans. Then much to everything's surprise people and special forces dug up from the earth and dragged the newly made bugs into tunnels beneath the ground where they were mercilessly beaten to death by the humans.

Using this oppurtunity the humans above ground continued to beat on the Generator until finally it collapsed and exploded destroying all the other bugs around it. Everyone in the city, outside, and me were astounded, never in the history of recorded earth had this been done before. The humans had actually won against the bugs for once. Everyone traveled to the nearest group of people outside the city where they were viciously attacked by news reporters and medical groups. Today is a glorious day for the city next to Peach Creek, very glorious, I was crying with joy.

In other news Sarah has just informed me of seven other cities across the earth being attacked at the very same time. Some cities found out about how to get rid of the force fields while others were just slaughtered mercilessly by the bugs. These invaders seem to be learning of how we humans act as they progress across earth and I'm sure the next time they come they'll be even more prepared than ever before. Man I just hope Ed isn't dead yet cause if he is then we are doomed more than likely.

What will the bugs have in store for us next do you think? Well, we'll just have to wait and see now won't we? In even other news some scientists have spotted The Plague moving away from Earth so maybe the bugs are finally learning their lesson, Don't Mess With The Humans! Sorry about that, anyways until tomarrow, this is Jimmy in the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek signing out!

April 23: Oh…My…Lord! This can't be happening it just can't be! Now I know what those demons have been up to but it's far too late now! If only we had just bombed that freaking rock while we had the chance, then maybe we wouldn't be in the state we are now, but no! The Plague that's been circling the earth has made a huge ring around it and set up a force field covering everything so that we humans don't even have a chance of escaping to outerspace! Even worse Danny Annoutci has been taken away by the bugs and the vice vice President was immediately sworn in without even taking the oath, Big Jim! He will remain president until Danny is found…if he's even still alive! Bugs are attacking all over the Earth just roaming free and tearing things apart. Even now as I write I hear the beasts knocking over buildings and uprooting trees! Oh and the cries of the people and children it's unbearable! The bugs had this planned out from the beginning and we just waited I don't believe this!

Even now I-what the! Tv's are suddenly turning on and a huge alien head is appearing and roaring with captions at the bottom. It reads, 'You humans have had your reighn on this planet but no we chose to take it back, long long ago we ruled the earth until you pesky monsters began to pop up out of nowhere and beat us to death. Earth was of course not our homeworld, but some place we decided we should have it was already providing everything for our needs so we just dove in. Never did we imagine that life on this planet existed with your kind of thinking and rebeliousness, but now we are back to beat you down and have a mighty fine smourgeousborg! Humans, your end is now!'

…What! So now everything is explained, but it's not like we can win even with this information, they're just too much for us an…what the crap! There are now bugs flying around out there that are fused with machines and raining explosive projectiles down upon us! Oh this is it, the end! But no! I won't go down without a fight I refuse too! They'll have to take me kicking and screaming into their jaws and if possible I'll blow them up from the inside out! Okay, here they are! A bunch of Clickers are downstairs, what if I just stay up here though will they notice? Oh man that was a loud scream they must've gotten that pervert that lives downstairs and maybe someone he might've been sleeping with. Oh god! It's still going on they won't shut up! I can't stand this I'm going out there! For the final time this is Jimmy in the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek signing out! If anyone finds these articles just remember this is what we had to suffer through in our last days and be grateful for what you have! I have a rifle, a elephant load of ammo, and some huge targets! Alright bugs, come and get it!

Well it looks like the Earth is pretty much doomed now folks...or is it? From the looks of it it pretty much is, but whatever happened to Ed's crew? Have they succeeded yet, have yet to succeed, or are they dead? Looks like Danny might be dead, but Superdork isn't he hid out in...let's just say it's some place no one knows about . So anyways until next time...if there is a next time, This is Edward18 signing out!