I am procrastinating from studying while on vacation... Various points of view... Creatively inspired although never good with rhyme schemes. gigi

The Giant

Do We like to eat?
Oh yes we do.
And the main course, my dear
is unfortunately you.

We like leeks and garlic.
We like eggs and milk,
Darling don't you know
You can't cook Girl in silk.

The dress goes in the fire,
the pot starts to cook.
And here my dear am I...
My legs are weak and my knees shook.

Jumping off the table,
Running out the door
The Giant chases me
As I skitter about the floor.

Ha ha There it is!
Cries the giant with a laugh
He reaches for me
but that is his gaff.

I am standing before the lamp
And the hideous giant man
sticks his hand in that
while I run fast as I can.

I ran out the window
I scamper off the porch roof,
The old burned giant cannot blame me
He doesn't have any proof.

My dear the fairy Queen
Wise and just and fair
Listens to the case
And says I had no right to be there.

I said that I was kidnapped
Caught from the field
And to that allegation
The giant's lawyer did yield.

And here I am
Home and safe and sound
never did a Princess
Feel so happily crowned.