All right guys, here it is, as always unedited. Sorry it took so long, and
hope you enjoy.
PS. Darkstar, if you destroy my computer, I'll erase your identity...or sick a horde of angry fanpeoples after you. menacing grin oh yessss...
Everybody thanks for the support. Authors always appreciate it.
Somehow all the guys made it to the couch before Kagome got to the living room. How, they had no idea, but by god they were thankful.
In the Girls' room
All right, all right. Yeesh. So we've decided on one large pepperoni pizza, half extra cheese, half extra sauce, and one medium taco pizza, with two orders of cheese sticks? Everyone nods. shakes head in exasperation and heads to the common room, where she could hear the guys loudly encouraging either Miroku or Yusuke.
"C'mon Yusuke! Petal to the metal!"
"Miroku! You can't let Yusuke beat you!"
I walked over and looked at the TV screen. "First of all, I would like to point out that not only are you not playing a racing game, but this game is single player, and it's paused. So would you care to tell me what's going on?"
The boys' silence turned out to be their undoing, because in their hurry they'd left the bathroom door open, and Sango choose that moment to start talking loudly to Kagura. My brow furrowed. "What was that?" I asked
Kagura started laughing and I managed to trace the sound back to the bathroom, where I found I could hear everything the girls were saying. I scowled, and yelled at the girls through the vent, "Get out here. We've got a problem."
As soon as I had started toward the bathroom the guys had made a mad dash for the door. Unfortunately for them, Kuwabara tripped and took two other guys down with him and Yusuke was so panicked he couldn't unlock the door. It took the girls a whole three seconds to get out here, but when they did they just looked at the guys crowded around the door in confusion.
I sighed in exasperation, before I remembered that they didn't know what was going on. Rather than go into the whole explanation and let the guys get away, I just yelled, "Stop them!"
They didn't even question me they just quickly went about their business.
Boton yelled out, "Kurama, you stop right there!"
Kurama sighed and trudged back to the couch, head down. Kikyo and Kagura were dragging Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru back to the sofa by their ears. Sango had knocked Miroku out and was dragging him back to the couch. Yukina could be heard telling Kuwabara that if he didn't get on the couch right now, he wouldn't play with Bubbles for a month. Personally, I don't know what Bubbles is, and I don't want to, but threatening Kuwabara with its absence was effective. He hurried over to the couch.
This left me to deal with Yusuke, who was still fumbling with the lock. He finally got it and had just wrenched the door open when I called out, "Yusuke, if you leave this room, Sharpie will be the least of your worries." Yusukes eyes widened and he closed the door. "Now sit down." He rushed over to the sofa. "Good." I said smiling grimly.
"Would you mind telling us why we just rounded up the guys like cattle?" Kikyo asked
"Girls, they've been spying on us."
"How!?!"
"There's a vent in the bathroom that must connect to our room because it carries sound perfectly."
"So they've been listening in on our conversation."
"Yes."
"All of it?"
"That would be my guess. Sango, why don't you call for the pizza. Deciding on their punishment could take a while, and we're bound to get hungry."
So, after Sango called the pizza guy, we huddled in a corner.
"What do you guys think?" Sango asked.
"I think they should be tortured to the full extent possible short of breaking any major laws.
"I don't know," said Yukina, "That seems a little harsh."
"Well. What do you guys suggest then?"
"Perhaps, they should spend a day as our personal slaves?"
"They have to play Truth or Dare with us as a way to get back at them for hearing things they shouldn't have?"
"Hmm...I think this will work. Okay here's my idea. They each spend a week as a personal slave to one of us. One day of which they will be dressed as French maids, and tonight they play truth or dare with us, only they don't have any opt out options, they have to do what we ask." Just then the door bell rang, I went and got it, ignored the pizza guys open mouthed staring at us, then paid the guy and tossed everyone a soda and sat back down. "Well do you guys agree?" I asked and then took a bite of pizza.
"Kagura and Sango instantly agreed, while Boton, Kikyo, and Yukina had to deliberate. After a few minutes they sighed and said, "Fine, although it still seems a little too harsh to us." We all stood up.
"Well?" the guys asked anxiously, "What do you have in store for us."
grins evilly "Alas, some of us are too soft hearted to take full advantage of this golden opportunity, but we managed to compromise. You are sentenced to a weeks worth of slavery, to yours truly," I said gesturing toward all the girls, "You will also play truth or dare with us tonight, and you are the exclusive recipients of all questions and dares, plus you don't get any opt out option. Are we clear?"
"I guess it isn't so bad," one of the guys muttered.
I grinned, "Did I forget to mention that one day of your personal slavery must be spent in a French maid's outfit?"
There was much yelling, shock, and whining after that proclamation. Not to mention the threats made.
"Awww...poor babies." I grinned, "Let the games begin....."
PS. Darkstar, if you destroy my computer, I'll erase your identity...or sick a horde of angry fanpeoples after you. menacing grin oh yessss...
Everybody thanks for the support. Authors always appreciate it.
Somehow all the guys made it to the couch before Kagome got to the living room. How, they had no idea, but by god they were thankful.
In the Girls' room
All right, all right. Yeesh. So we've decided on one large pepperoni pizza, half extra cheese, half extra sauce, and one medium taco pizza, with two orders of cheese sticks? Everyone nods. shakes head in exasperation and heads to the common room, where she could hear the guys loudly encouraging either Miroku or Yusuke.
"C'mon Yusuke! Petal to the metal!"
"Miroku! You can't let Yusuke beat you!"
I walked over and looked at the TV screen. "First of all, I would like to point out that not only are you not playing a racing game, but this game is single player, and it's paused. So would you care to tell me what's going on?"
The boys' silence turned out to be their undoing, because in their hurry they'd left the bathroom door open, and Sango choose that moment to start talking loudly to Kagura. My brow furrowed. "What was that?" I asked
Kagura started laughing and I managed to trace the sound back to the bathroom, where I found I could hear everything the girls were saying. I scowled, and yelled at the girls through the vent, "Get out here. We've got a problem."
As soon as I had started toward the bathroom the guys had made a mad dash for the door. Unfortunately for them, Kuwabara tripped and took two other guys down with him and Yusuke was so panicked he couldn't unlock the door. It took the girls a whole three seconds to get out here, but when they did they just looked at the guys crowded around the door in confusion.
I sighed in exasperation, before I remembered that they didn't know what was going on. Rather than go into the whole explanation and let the guys get away, I just yelled, "Stop them!"
They didn't even question me they just quickly went about their business.
Boton yelled out, "Kurama, you stop right there!"
Kurama sighed and trudged back to the couch, head down. Kikyo and Kagura were dragging Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru back to the sofa by their ears. Sango had knocked Miroku out and was dragging him back to the couch. Yukina could be heard telling Kuwabara that if he didn't get on the couch right now, he wouldn't play with Bubbles for a month. Personally, I don't know what Bubbles is, and I don't want to, but threatening Kuwabara with its absence was effective. He hurried over to the couch.
This left me to deal with Yusuke, who was still fumbling with the lock. He finally got it and had just wrenched the door open when I called out, "Yusuke, if you leave this room, Sharpie will be the least of your worries." Yusukes eyes widened and he closed the door. "Now sit down." He rushed over to the sofa. "Good." I said smiling grimly.
"Would you mind telling us why we just rounded up the guys like cattle?" Kikyo asked
"Girls, they've been spying on us."
"How!?!"
"There's a vent in the bathroom that must connect to our room because it carries sound perfectly."
"So they've been listening in on our conversation."
"Yes."
"All of it?"
"That would be my guess. Sango, why don't you call for the pizza. Deciding on their punishment could take a while, and we're bound to get hungry."
So, after Sango called the pizza guy, we huddled in a corner.
"What do you guys think?" Sango asked.
"I think they should be tortured to the full extent possible short of breaking any major laws.
"I don't know," said Yukina, "That seems a little harsh."
"Well. What do you guys suggest then?"
"Perhaps, they should spend a day as our personal slaves?"
"They have to play Truth or Dare with us as a way to get back at them for hearing things they shouldn't have?"
"Hmm...I think this will work. Okay here's my idea. They each spend a week as a personal slave to one of us. One day of which they will be dressed as French maids, and tonight they play truth or dare with us, only they don't have any opt out options, they have to do what we ask." Just then the door bell rang, I went and got it, ignored the pizza guys open mouthed staring at us, then paid the guy and tossed everyone a soda and sat back down. "Well do you guys agree?" I asked and then took a bite of pizza.
"Kagura and Sango instantly agreed, while Boton, Kikyo, and Yukina had to deliberate. After a few minutes they sighed and said, "Fine, although it still seems a little too harsh to us." We all stood up.
"Well?" the guys asked anxiously, "What do you have in store for us."
grins evilly "Alas, some of us are too soft hearted to take full advantage of this golden opportunity, but we managed to compromise. You are sentenced to a weeks worth of slavery, to yours truly," I said gesturing toward all the girls, "You will also play truth or dare with us tonight, and you are the exclusive recipients of all questions and dares, plus you don't get any opt out option. Are we clear?"
"I guess it isn't so bad," one of the guys muttered.
I grinned, "Did I forget to mention that one day of your personal slavery must be spent in a French maid's outfit?"
There was much yelling, shock, and whining after that proclamation. Not to mention the threats made.
"Awww...poor babies." I grinned, "Let the games begin....."