Mandy and the Dark side
By Hannah
Genre: Humor; Somewhat action;
I do NOT own Billy and Mandy. Adam Maxwell does. Other Characters are owned by the people who created them.
Plot: Generally about crossover of many popular television shows and Mandy just bluntly insulting/kills/beats them.
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Main Charters: Mandy; Billy; Grim; Hannah (That's ME)
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Chapter 1 Camp Lazlo 1st day
Mandy: So Lazlo tell me exactly what are you?
Lazlo: ummm… I'm a monkey…
Billy: ARE YOU A MONKEY THAT PLAYS THE TUBA AND AND THAT HAD TAPPED DANCED ON THE MOON AND DRINKS TEA ON SNOWY BLIZZARDS AND HAS CHEESE MADE OUT OF GOATS?
Lazlo; Mandy; Grim: …………
Hannah: …ok….. Thinking YOUR MORE DUMBER THAN NARUTO!
Raj: That was very pointless
Clam: pointless
Mandy: Let's change the subject before--
Billy: CAN YOU JUGGLE PILES OF CHICKENS AND EAT BANANAS AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND DRAW OCTIPAI AND ummmmmm gasp PLAY JACKS!
Mandy; Grim; Lazlo; Raj: …………
Clam: …CHEESE!
Mandy: Ok, end of topic.
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Chapter 2 Reading fan letters Part I
Mandy: opens a letter
Leader: Dear Mandy,
I want your show to stay on until next year.
From,
Raven
Mandy: Tosses the letter Get in line parakeet. Opens next letter
Letter: Dear Mandy:
WHEN CAN I TALK? I'M TIRED OF SWEATDROPPING!
From,
Grim
Grim: heh….
Mandy: … oO… ok….
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To be continued.
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Chapter 3 K-U-Z-C-O KUZCO! KUZCO! LET'S GO!
Mandy: Hello… Kuzco
Kuzco: This chapter should me all about ME! Points to himself
Mandy: If YOU have read the title it Mr. Its-all-about-me (Mandy and the Dark side) ITS ALL ABOUT ME, MANDY, DUMBASS!
Kronk: HEY! NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!
Hannah: Not a good idea….
Mandy: Beats up Kronk to a pulp
Izma: --;; Time to brew a healing potion…
Grim: Wow, that girl has some serious strength….
Billy: Don't hurt me
Mandy: NEXT!
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Chapter 4 Mao-Chan will protect the world
Mandy: When did we start bringing anime people to the show when it clearly says CARTOONS ONLY?
Director: We were running out of guests.
Mandy: sighs Let's get this over with… So you want to protect the piece of Japan? Eh?
Mao-Chan: Yes, I myself will!
Mandy: If you have read the title you should probably get out of here while you are still alive.
Mao-Chan: Runs away and tells the others not to go there
Mandy: --;;
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Chapter 5 Code Named Kids Next Door
Number 1: Why are we here again?
Number 5: Remember? They're paying us like 20$ each
Number 1: … ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!
Mandy: When you are done talking we can begin?
A moments of silent passes
Billy: HIYA!
Mandy: On cue…. As usual
Grim: Are we EVER going to start?
Number 3: Hums the rainbow monkeys theme song
Mandy: Steals the Rainbow Monkey Rainbow Monkeys? BAH! Rips it in two There not even rainbow colored! And the song ANOYING! A real kid would play something like a bazooka gun. NOT EVEN! There are some people who even designed there own weapon! I bet you have never done anything but play with pointless dolls and drink tea and do all that girly crap!
Number 3: WAHHHHHHHHH! runs out crying
Number 4: Kuki, wait for me!
Grim; Hannah; Billy: --;;
Mandy: NEXT!
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Chapter 6 Teen Titans
Raven: Dully Ooooohhh… yay, I get to be on the show I always wanted. Yay, me…
Robin: Lets get this over with
Mandy: Looks at them for 5 minutes NEXT!
Beast Boy: But-
Mandy: NEXT!
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Chapter: 7 Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
Kaz: Money, Money, Money! I can't believe that we are getting paid $1,425,902.99 just so we can just talk?
Hannah: wow! We MUST be getting a lot of views if we can pay that much dough.
Mandy: Well just after this talk I can finally open some more crapy fan letters.
Ami: Hi! I really want to play something. got a drum?
Mandy: No.
Ami: Electric Bass?
Mandy: No
Ami: ANYTHING?
Mandy: No
Ami: gets frustrated and leaves
Yumi: Wanna Hangout?
Mandy: Sure. Why Not. ATLEAST SOMEONE is gothic.
Raven: HEY! I RESENT THAT!
Grim: You are not on this segment any more!
Hannah: DONE!
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Chapter 8 The Fan letters Return II
Mandy well this is that time… again to read letters sent to me from you. rips open a letter
Letter: Dear Mandy,
Why are you so bad to Nubah 3; Ami; and any other kid that is really girlly?
From,
Numbah 5
Mandy: Well "Numbah 5" The reason I do this is because, the show is called "The DARK Side of Mandy. Opens another letter
Letter: Dear Mandy,
You want to go see the concert I scored 3 front row tickets.
From,
Yumi.
Mandy: Sound… interesting..
Grim and Billy: Oo…
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Chapter 9 Hello Jake Long Hola!
Jake: Wazup? Jake in the hiz-ouse
Mandy: oO
Grim: oO –WTF?
Billy: ok….
Irwin: Nice use of slang.. but I prefer my own style
Jake: scoffs You couldn't make you own slang even if your life depended on it!
Audience: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….
Irwin: Yeah, well.. well… That slang is old school try da new style.
Jake: I DON'T HAVE TO STAND FOR THIS! Stands up
Fu Dog: uhhhhh… Kid you have problem Point down downstairs.
Jake: scoffs awwww man…
Mandy: I've gone blind…
Grim: Me too, and I don't even have eyeballs!
Billy: Too much info.
Hannah: uhhhhhhhhhhhh falls unconscious
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Chapter 10 Drake and Josh
Mindy and Josh are playing thumb war
Mandy: Anytime now….
Mindy: Did you know that your name is one letter off from mine.
Mandy: … ok Thinking: WTF?
Drake: stares at some random girl
Grim: Could you at least pay attention to what we are doing, man!
Drake: … Huh?
Grim: faceplam
Billy: ….oO
Josh: ….
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Chapter 11 Sakura Makes her debuted (Haruno)
Sakura: talks crazyly WHERE IS SASUKE-KUN!
Hannah: glasses break Yeah, I was right when she says the 'magic' words it IS powerful enough to break glass…
Grim: oO
Billy: I GOTS NO CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Mandy: --;;; Everybody get the rifles!
Naruto: YEAH! I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS! BEILEVE IT!
Sasuke: HEY! YOU STOLE MY LINE, DUMBASS!
Masashi Kishimoto: Everyone ready?
Orochimaru: Hey! What about ME!
Sai: ME TOO!
MK: Sai YOU called her 'Sakura-San' you are next. And Orochimaru couldn't YOU summon a snake?
Orochimaru: Why didn't I think of that?
Hannah: AND you wonder why everyone calls you a retard and gay.
Neji: Let's get this over with before Hinata-sama flees.
Mandy: Get the DVD if you want to see Sakura Haruno get killed
Hannah: At that rate we would be BILLIONARES!
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Season 1 Ends
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