"The Betrayal of a Lifetime." A DxD Fanfiction
Chapter 11. "Cornflakes Guy?"
Scene (Yasaka Castle)
"Huh? What the? Oh, Ya, Yasaka San, hello." Issei is now facing the fox youkai as the color returned to his cheeks in the form of a rosy blush. Yasaka smiles sadly. Issei notices wet streaks as he examines the golden eyes of Yasaka who is now widening her eyes at the boy's stare. Frowning a bit, Issei speaks, "Yasaka sama, were you crying? Who made you sad? I promise, I will make that person regret it!" Issei begins to look around the room while unconsciously holding the fox queen in an embrace of his own. One of the boy's arms are around one of the shoulders of the woman as her face was buried in Issei's chest. Scanning the room, passing a puzzled looking Kuroka, Issei then shakes his head in frustration. "Well, who was it?" Then reality hits the red dragon emperor like a ton of bricks. Realizing what he is doing, Issei slowly turns his head downward. "What the hell did I just do! Um, well, this can end in two different ways…" Finally seeing a pair of golden eyes looking back up at him, Yasaka looks to be in second heaven. Tilting his head a bit, Issei struggles to determine if what he is seeing is either real, or an hallucination. The Fox Queen, Yasaka of Kyoto, head of the Youkai faction, was now blushing and smiling while giggling frantically. "Fufufufufufu!"
She was doing immature things such as motorboating Issei's chest while making raspberry sounds. The woman was also smelling the teens bare chest skin with intensity as she pulled his yakata apart. As soon as Issei attempted to release the youkai, nine separate tails managed to wrap themselves around Issei which immediately held him in place. "P, Please, ma'am, this is all too forward for a poor hormone driven teenager!" The fox youkai shows an evil grin. Issei's position is now changed, (forcefully), into a reverse spooning position with him being the little spoon. As the teens face begins to submerge into the "cleavage of no escape", Yasaka excitedly speaks up. "Fufufufu, it's your turn my darling!" A few feet away, Kuroka was watching the scene play out. "Well, this woman has clearly been alone for far too long. Oh wait, the moon cycle, that's it. She is indeed a youkai fox demon after all, nine-tail or not. I see now. Well, I can't blame her at this point."
Kuroka then changes her train of thought. "I still need to let Vali and Ophis know that I am resigning. Well, I suppose the two of them should be alright together if I leave them alone. Oh, geese, listen to me, acting as if Yasaka would go overboard or something. Impossible, she is far too traditional and composed for me to think anything otherwise, well that would be…" Watching Issei attempting to struggle from a multitude of golden tails while Yasaka was laughing like a mad woman… "maybe I should wait a night…just in case.." We begin to pan out from the room with the following; "Oh Issei, fufufufu, don't let go of me, this is so much fun!" "Ya, Yasaka chan, erm, Sama, San, please, this is just too much!" "Hey, you two, do you know where I can find some popcorn, this is quite entertaining, nya!" Yasaka looks back over her shoulder at a smirking nekomada. The fox stretches her arms while Issei is still held in place, "ada ada, I suppose it's late, how about a sleepover, Kuroka?" Hearing this, Issei's eyes widen in horror as his face is completely engulfed in pale, warm and giggly flesh. "S,s,sleep? How will that even be possible at this point?"
Scene (Dr. Kellogg's Insane Asylum for the Criminally Insane, Underworld)
In a large office, (which had early 20th century gadgetry all over the place), we can see a man, wearing a lab coat of sorts. He wasn't particularly handsome to any sort of degree. Short and unremarkable, the older man had a very old fashioned grooming which showed classic facial hair design and late 19'th century loop style eye-glasses, which made his eyeballs look larger than they actually were. The man even sported a pair of large buckteeth which seemed to impact his overly-drawn out speech. "Clearly the woman is suffering from a multitude of ailments in which we will indeed cure her!" Emphasizing his "R's" as the man continues to speak, he begins to look at a patient folder attached to a clipboard. "Yes, yes, I recommend at least 12 pounds of yogurt on a daily basis!" Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the large desk, we can see no other than Rias Gremory. She is wearing a patient garb and she appears to be rather enraged. "Twelve pounds of yogurt! That is ridiculous! I couldn't possibly eat a pound, let alone twelve!" The doctor adjusts his glasses as he flips a page in the patient folder. "Oh, my dear, it isn't going down that end…" Rias Gasps.
Scene (8 Hours Later at Yasaka Castle)
Hearing a song that sounded very familiar, Issei began to stir from his deep sleep. Not opening his eyes, Issei can hear a very excited Kunou speaking. "I never skip the openings, besides, I just love this theme!" "Shhhh, quiet my dear, our little oppai dragon is still sleeping, I know you're excited, but try and compose yourself, my little princess." "Okay, I can hush a bit." Meanwhile, Issei can hear the lyrics to this song. "oppai daisuki doragon koi o shita, suicchi hime no OPPAI, wa tottemo suteki da, doragon doragon oppai doragon, momi momi pochitto boinboin, takusan oppai aru keredo, yappari suicchi hime ga daisuki…" Remembering the good times he had with his sensei and occasionally Serafall when they were filming this series, Issei thinks to himself. "I miss those guys. I wonder if they are doing well?"
Issei is brought out of his thoughts when the television, (that the two girls were presumably watching), stopped playing the series and a loud beep was heard. Opening his eyes, Issei realizes that he has been sleeping on Yasaka's lap, but that was only a momentary thought as the special news broadcast began. Rising immediately, (which shocked Yasaka), Issei had his attention on the television. Kunuo complained immediately, "I hate interruptions!" Issei instinctivly placed his hand on the head of the little fox child as she turned around with a smile. With Issei's other hand, he made a shhh symbol with his index finger across his smiling lips. "Attention, attention, we have a breaking report and update regarding the upcoming raiding game!"
All three people in the room look at the screen. "Before we begin our report on the exciting matchup involving the Bael's and Gremory, we must make an emergency announcement!" The screen now shows a picture of Issei. "The Red Dragon Emperor, The Oppai Dragon, Issei Hyoudou, Pawn of Rias Gremory, is missing! He has been missing for over 24 hours. If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of Houydou Issei, please come forward as you will be handsomely rewarded! This is a direct order from Mao Sirzech's Lucifer herself!" The screen changes back to the female newscaster who looks to be an oni-demon with red skin. "Considering the dire situation, the upcoming raiding game will be canceled, indefinitely, that is until circumstances present themselves accordingly. This is yet another order from your Mao. We will continue to update all of you as information comes in. Thank you for your time and for paying attention to this very special emergency broadcast. All contact information will be posted below. Thank you and good morning!"
