Sakura

Disclaimer: Me don't own Naruto. If I did, it would be so different.

Yeah! Two chapters in one day! Yay! Oh and BTW, I got a great idea about a future chapter that someone suggested to me that I make fun of the couples. Want me to do that? Please let me know :)

After Sakura: Kakashi, Shino, uhhh...that's all I have so far. Please suggest new people for me. Or at least people I've done in the past. Thank ya!

Warning: OOCness. Remember, flame me and I'll flame you back. Don't take this fic seriously.

Now...on with the fic!

"Look! I found another person! SHRED!" S.E. jammed the person in the paper/person shredder, and it would have looked cool, but it was censored for all the gory stuff.

"Stupid censors…huh? Oooh! A Neji/Tenten doll! I wonder how it got here….oh!" S.E. picked up her doll and her microphone at the same time.

"I shall name you…Kari! Anyway, welcome back to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style Strikes Back! I'm your favorite hitman-er- announcer S.E.! Today's guest is…Haruno Sakura!"

S.E. pointed to the door.

"SAKURA!"

Five minutes later

"I'm here!" The pink haired kunoichi walked in.

"If it isn't Miss I-don't-know-the-meaning-of-shut-up. How are you doing?"

"I can't believe I'm here," Sakura sighed, "but Sasuke-kun was here before!"

"I can't believe it's not butter," S.E. said, emotionless.

"Okay?" Sakura raised a brow.

"Have you kissed Naruto yet?" S.E. asked.

"I HATE NARUTO!"

"Sheesh…anyway….know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"If you make fun of my forehead, you will die!"

(Inner Sakura: Hell yeah!)

S.E. shook her head.

"Sakura…her name means muffins…"

"I'm pretty sure it's not muffins. It's cherry blossoms!" Sakura corrected.

(Inner Sakura: Yeah, stupid!)

All of a sudden, our party crasher just so happens to pop up.

"Hi Sakura-chan!" Lee waved and did his 'Good Guy' pose.

"Aiiiiiiiiieeee! Hide me!" Sakura hid behind the chair.

"Lee! Get out!" S.E. ordered.

"No! The power of youth shall prevail!" Lee said, flames literally in his eyes.

"And you and your youth will be shredded in my new paper AND people shredder!" S.E. said.

"Bye, though I don't wish to leave my Sakura-chan here...-,"

"Just leave already!" Sakura and S.E. both said at the same time.

Lee left, while Sakura got back in her chair.

"He's creepy," Sakura muttered.

"Moving on…Sakura…has an insatiable fear of Fruit Loops…"

Sakura nervously laughed.

"I was seven years old!"

"Really?" S.E. asked.

"Yeah!"

(Inner Sakura: How did she find out? Grrrr!)

"Sakura, I have a bowl of Fruit Loops with me, would you like some?" S.E. taunted.

"I'm not afraid of them anymore!"

"Suuuure…and I'm the king of Italy."

"Italy doesn't have a king."

S.E. slapped her head.

"Sakura…has a clone named Sukara who is the exact opposite of her…" S.E. announced.

"I don't have a clone!" Sakura shouted.

(Inner Sakura: Who could possibly have cloned me? I knew that pizza guy was suspicious….)

Bursting through the door, came a green haired, pink eyed girl.

"HIYA! I'M SUKARA!" Sukara shouted as she did a creepy dance.

Sakura twitched her eye, while S.E. laughed.

"Sakura, meet Sukara."

"Aaaagh! She's like Naruto!" Sakura ran from her opposite, Sukara.

"Now you know…the girl whose name means muffins, fears Fruit Loops and has a clone named Sukara…"

"That's not true!" Sakura yelled.

"Hi…Sakura! Wanna play Barbie? Or Polly Pocket?" Sukara laughed high pitched.

(Inner Sakura: Oh my god! Ruuuuuun!)

"I'm out of here!" In fear of her creepy opposite, Sukara, Sakura ran from the Know Your Stars: Naruto Style Strikes Back studio and was followed-er-stalked by Sukara.

"Talk about stalking…" S.E. noticed, chewing on her donut.

S.E.: Uhhh...I have money?

Chi: We all do...or do we?

S.E.: Do we?

Natasha: Want some cat food?

Chi: Ewwwwww!

Natasha: More for me -eats cat food-

S.E.: -sigh-