Kakashi

Disclaimer: Dude, I don't own Naruto. If I did, then Sukara would be part of Naruto...(shudder)

Yo. I'm going to try to update every day. If I can't, oh well. But I'll try.

Thanks for all the ideas and comments! Yay nice people! And you can even ask me if I'll read your fic, and I'll read it :) Just as long as it's not slash. Sorry, but if they weren't meant to be gay...

List after Kakashi: Shino, Jiraiya, and uhhh...that's how far I've gotten...ehehe...

I'm thinking about making fun of the couples, but I don't know...people can get really, really nasty when other people make fun of their favorite couples...

Warning: Kakashi is definitely going to be OOC in this one. I don't know if he is or not, but yeah. Remember, no flaming and please don't take this fic seriously.

"I'm Berry Calzone, today's news is that a pink haired girl was found unconscious with five Barbie dolls in her hand and a peppy, hyperactive girl who looks like her opposite dancing the Macarena all around her. That is all," the blonde woman on TV said.

"Sukara must have worn out Sakura. Muwhahahaha-cough cough- I mean….so sad…." S.E. hugged her doll Kari and her fudge donuts.

"Oh! Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style Strikes Back! I'm your executioner-cough cough- announcer! Our guest today is Hatake Kakashi!" S.E. shouted.

"Hi."

Kakashi lazily waved his hand as he walked to the chair.

"Do you still fear yellow tape, Kakashi?"

"No. I never have."

"YELLOW TAPE!" S.E. boomed.

"AAAGH- I mean- that's not scary!"

"Riiiight…Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…" S.E. began.

"Whatever."

S.E. squinted her eyes and started to begin.

"Kakashi…drinks PediaSure because he's so skinny and needs to eat more…"

"That's what? For kids. I'm a man!" Kakashi said plainly.

"Yeah, a girly man," S.E. giggled.

"Huh?" Kakashi was reading his nasty book.

"Kakashi…likes to dance…-,"

"Of course I do!"

"Ah! I wasn't done you idiot! I said 'Kakashi…likes to dance….while listening to the theme song from the dubbed Naruto…"

Kakashi dropped her jaw. That's a first.

"What…did you say?"

"I know, Kakashi. How could you betray us all by dancing to the theme song of the dubbed! Grrr!"

All of a sudden, the W.H.T.N.D. (We Hate The Naruto Dub) popped up, with the leader with a metal hockey stick in his hands.

"Get him!"

Kakashi was prepared to use his Chidori attack, but S.E. mysteriously stopped the W.H.T.N.D.

"You can get him AFTER I'm done!"

"Awww man."

And they left.

"Kakashi….is actually so old, he's growing gray hair…"

"It's silver. Not gray."

"And Jiraiya's not a pervert."

Silence.

"It's silver. WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IT'S GRAY!" Kakashi blurted out.

S.E. inched away.

"Uhhh….okay…."

Kakashi twitched his eye.

"Kakashi…keeps his eye hidden because he's eye conscious…"

"It's because-,"

"Bla bla bla, gray hair man."

"My hair isn't gray!"

"Now you know…the girly man who drinks PediaSure, dances to the dubbed Naruto theme song (gasp!), is old because he has gray hair and is eye conscious copy-nin!" S.E finished.

Kakashi was suffering a breakdown. Which scared even S.E.

"Uhhh…Kakashi? Are you okay?" She poked the now in feeble position Kakashi.

"Gray hair…gray hair…." He said, scared.

"Uhhhh….Riyo? Get Kakashi to the hospital…or get him another Icha Icha Paradise…I'm going…to get donuts!" S.E. marched off to get donuts, leaving Riyo to do everything else.

S.E.: I can't wait to do Shino and Jiraiya -thinks of evil ideas- Muwhahahahaha

Lee: -barges in- Aren't you EVER going to do me?

S.E.: -inches away- Uhhh...we'll see...

Lee: Yosh! The power of youth prevails!

S.E.: Don't get your hopes up, boy.

Lee: Awwww man...