Shino

Disclaimer: If I did own Naruto, Sukara would exist. Thank god she doesn't. Or does she...?

I made a mistake last chapter! 'Kakashi dropped her jaw'. It's supposed to be his. I'm sorry, it's just it happens...heheh...

I'm so happy you guys like this! Don't worry, the Sand Siblings WILL come back, just not right now, okay? Yeah.

List after Shino: Jiraiya, Neji, Shikamaru. I'm not going to list out EVERYBODY b/c it could change. But those are the next three :)

Warning: Some OOCness. Remember, no flaming. I don't like flames. And please don't take this fic seriously.

"This is Bob Michaels of the W.H.T.N.D. and we wanted to thank you for letting people know about the tragedy that struck the nation," Bob's voice called on S.E.'s answering machine. She was underground, in her secret lair of doom! Cough cough- secret lair that isn't full of doom! Yeah sure, let's go with that.

"I know!" S.E. agreed to herself as she grabbed another sprinkly donut and hugged Kari.

"S.E., as much as I love hearing Bob's voice repeated over and over again, you have a job," Riyo sighed.

"Fine," S.E. pouted and went back to the hard to pronounce place that was in her studio.

She pulled out the microphone and yelled,

"Hi! Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style Strikes Back! I'm S.E., the eradicator of evil- I mean- announcer! Today's guest is….Aburame Shino!"

S.E. waited exactly thirty seven seconds for Shino to arrive.

"YOU ARE LAAAAAAAAAATE!" S.E. shouted.

Shino just fixed his sunglasses.

"Don't use that sort of tone with me, mister!" S.E. wagged her finger.

"…."

"SIT!"

He sat.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"You're not going to act like an idiot, are you?"

S.E. dropped her jaw. That was a long sentence for Shino, and she hadn't even made fun of him yet.

"Whoa…"

"…"

"Shino…is a Cyclops."

"…"

"ONE EYE! Hahahaha!" S.E. fell of her chair and rolled on the floor.

"…" Shino shook his head.

"Shino…thinks that washing old people…is fun," S.E. said.

"……..I do not."

"Whoa! Shino! You're actually talking today! It's a miracle!"

"…."

Then right when everything was good, Lee just happened to pop up.

"Hi!" Lee youthfully said.

"Uhh….Aaagh!" S.E. hid under her desk.

"…." Shino said.

"Fine, I'll leave," Lee, somehow persuaded by Shino's silent words, left.

"What? Wait a minute, how can HE do that? I'm on to you Shino!" S.E. pointed.

Shino sneezed.

"Shino…wears deodorant that is bug repellent…" S.E. added.

"I don't."

"Really? Look! There's three dead bees right there!" S.E. noticed three dead bees on the ground near Shino.

He looked down.

"Karabi? Sosoho? Cuimi? Nooo!" Shino picked up the dead bees and put them in his pocket.

"You actually name them?..." S.E. was officially weirded out now.

"I hate you."

"Uhh…what are you going to do with those bugs? Aieeeeeee!"

We interupt this program to bring you a special news bulletion: Hatake Kakashi has been contained in the hospital for using excessive hair color products. That is all.
"Aiyiyiyiyi….Shino….is very clear about what he wants…" S.E. had a black eye.

"…" If noticed closely, Shino was smiling.

"Now you know…the Cyclops, the person who thinks washing old people is fun and wears bug repellent-deodorant…whoa…" S.E. now had an ice pack on her eye.

Just about when Shino was going off to the nearest insect burial service, an old man in a tub dropped through the ceiling and said,

"Heeey! Wash me! It's fuuuuun!" He was in a towel and had out a scrubby brush.

S.E. sweatdropped.

"SHIIIIIIIINO!"

It was too late. Shino was gone. We all know he magically used his bugs to drop an old man through the ceiling.

"Wash me!"

"No way! Not on your life, old man," S.E. crossed her arms.

S.E.: Good times...good times...-remembers the old times-

Chi: Oh no...!

Natasha: What?

Chi: I...I...I...I...

S.E.: Spit it out!

Chi: I...I...like the letter I...

-S.E. bangs head against wall-