Neji
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Naruto. Just me, S.E., Riyo, Kari and...uhh...that's it. I do not own Star Wars either.
I am SO sorry I took longer than usual. I've been super busy and I've had writers block and my computer didn't work for a while (Microsoft Word was being a pain in the butt). So...gomen nasai!
However, I'm in a good mood, and I thank ya people for reviewing :)
If you have any ideas for old/new characters or tortures-er- I mean- questions, let me know and I'll try to work it in :) If you ask (nicely) for me to read your fic, I will :)
List after Neji: Shikamaru, Kiba and then...I don't know :P Maybe I can start the Sand Siblings trilogy after Kiba (Haha. You gotta love Gaara the princess and Kankurou the Citrus Breath! And don't worry, Temari is still 'pregnant')
Will we find out what Tenten made Neji wear? Who knows...
Warning: Slight OOCness. Remember, no flaming! And please don't take this fic seriously!
S.E. was fiddling with dominoes, setting them up and whacking them down with a metal baseball bat.
"Woohoo! Extreme Dominoes! Isn't this fun, Kari?" S.E. laughed as she held her Neji/Tenten doll and was happily chewing on a donut. S.E. was in a very good mood, and that was…well….good.
"Bad news, S.E. Jiraiya's cousin, Bob, he died yesterday," Riyo was wearing all black.
"The crazy guy who was obsessed with being washed?"
"Yeah."
"Ah well. HIS FAULT!" S.E shouted and dismissed Riyo.
"Got to go back to my job, sorry dominoes! Anyway…welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style Strikes Back! I'm S.E., your torturer, er…I mean announcer! Today's guest is one of my personal favorites…Hyuuga Neji!"
Neji was prompt and walked in quietly.
"If you call me gay.."
"Neji, what did Tenten make you wear?"
Neji had on a pouty face.
"I'm not telling!" Neji said, standoffish.
"Shuttup, I'll find out anyway. SIT!"
The Hyuuga, having nothing else to do except collect more pictures of Tenten-I mean- nothing else on his agenda, the Hyuuga sat down.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…" S.E. began.
"Hmph."
"Neji…stole some of Lee's green spandex suits so he could impress Tenten by wearing them since he thinks Tenten digs Lee…"
"WHAT?" Neji's face was in a WTF look.
"Ewww…how long have you had them?" S.E. asked.
"I didn't steal any of my crazed team mate's clothing! That's gross! And Tenten doesn't 'dig' anyone, especially not Lee!" Neji stomped his foot.
"Looks like someone didn't have a nappy-wappy," S.E. wagged her finger.
"I don't have time to take a nap," Neji said, coldly.
"Oh really?" S.E. raised a brow.
"Yes, really."
"Riiight. Anyway. Neji…has a collection of Barbie dolls in his closet…"
"They were Hanabi's!"
O.O That was what S.E.'s face looked like.
"Hah! This could be used as GREAT blackmail!" S.E. shouted, punching the air.
"They forced me to put all of her Barbie dolls in my closet! The Main House is a-,"
"Please Neji, spare me the speech."
"Hn."
"Neji…his Main House speeches are a load of crap and the longest one recorded lasted for one hundred and sixty nine minutes…"
"My speeches are NOT garbage! They are about how the Main House MUST be brought down and overthrown and…" Neji went on…and on….and on….and on…
Meanwhile, S.E. fell asleep and was now drooling and snoring AT THE SAME TIME!
2 Hours Later
"And that's why the Main House must be brought down."
S.E. was snoring loudly and then she stirred awake.
"Huh? Oh…I had a GOOD nap, unlike SOME people," S.E. yawned.
"What? You fell asleep!"
"See what I mean? WE GET IT AFTER THE TENTH TIME!" S.E. loudly explained.
"Hn." Neji said.
"Neji…he actually Luke Skywalker's father…"
"Who is this Luke that you speak of? I've never heard anyone named that and- I'm not a father of anyone!" Neji said, shocked.
"Yes you are. Luke Skywalker is your son. Who's the mom? Unless….oh god!" S.E. almost fainted.
"WHAT?" Neji roared. He understood what I meant.
"Wait until Tenten finds out!" S.E. said.
"You idiot!"
"Now you know…the green spandex stealing, never taking naps, has Hanabi's collection of Barbie dolls in his closet, whose speeches are a load of crap, his longest speech was one hundred and sixty nine minutes long, and is, in fact, the father of Luke Skywalker…whoa…that was a mouthful," S.E. took in a deep breath as she grabbed another donut.
"I'm not the father of anyone! That's wrong! Come down here!" Neji activated his Byakugen but it didn't help him.
"The hard to pronounce place is Byakugen-proof, so HAH!" S.E. laughed maniacally.
"I hate you."
"Luke…Neji is your father…" S.E. used her voice changer to sound like Darth Vader…er…Darth Neji.
"…" Neji said.
"Now you know…Hyuuga Neji aka Darth Neji…"
"Darth Neji isn't my name! I'm leaving!" Neji walked coolly out the studio, then followed by the mob of the We Love Hyuuga Neji Fan Club aka WLHNFC.
"Ehehe…" S.E. snickered as she returned back to Extreme Dominoes and eating donuts.
At Rock Lee's House:
Lee was happily (and might I note youthfully) organizing his closet, when he noticed that his Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday green spandex suits were missing. And today was Sunday.
"Hey, who took my green spandex suits? Oh no! I've failed Gai-sensei! NOOOOOOOO!" Lee cried out.
S.E.: The moment we've all been waiting for...-drumroll- What DID Tenten make Neji wear?
Neji: You're not getting out of me!
Tenten: But you looked adorable in it!
Neji: I hated it.
S.E.: What was it?
Tenten: It was...
S.E.: Yes? Yes? YES!
-Tenten's mouth is covered by Neji's hand and they leave-
S.E.: Gosh darn it. I guess I'll have to use blackmail -has pictures of Neji playing with Hanabi's Barbie dolls-