Kiba

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I just own me, S.E., Riyo, Kari and anything else

Gomen nasai! I took longer than I should have -sad face- I just had a really busy schedule and since today's Yom Kippur and that equals services, I couldn't do it any earlier. So, I'm uber-sorry for taking sooooo long. That, and I've had major writers block (grrrrrr)

List after Kiba: The Sand Siblings comeback! Yeah! Gaara, Kankurou and then Temari. After Temari...uhhh...maybe I'll do Ino or Itachi again -thinks of evil things-

Yeah, just remember: I'm open to any ideas, suggestions, NICE criticism. I'm a nice person -smile-

Warning: Some OOCness. Mentionings of Yu-Gi-Oh GX, yamis and other crap. Remember, no flames and don't take this fic seriously. Thank you.

"Hey, S.E., where's E.S.?" Riyo asked S.E.

S.E. nervously laughed.

"She certainly isn't dead."

"What?"

"Err…eheh…"

Earlier that day…

"Welcome to Know Your Stars: Naruto Style Strikes Back! I'm S.E., your infamous hostess! Today's guest is another of our personal favorites, the turkey sandwich, Inuzuka Kiba!"

"I'm not a turkey sandwich!" Kiba shouted, walking into the studio of doom-err- studio filled with bunnies and smiling flowers.

"Uhuh, right, Turkey. Say, how's George?"

Kiba frowned.

"Fine, fine, sit down."

Kiba sat in the chair.

"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"I'm not a turkey sandwich!"

"Kiba…he's actually a cat person…"

Ouch. Insult. Some 'oooooohs' were heard.

"I hate cats!"

"But…how could you hate cats?" S.E. said/asked loudly.

"Is my name Nekozuka Kiba?"

"Maybe," S.E. fiddled with her fingers.

"Akamaru isn't a cat!"

"Uhuh. Whatever, Nekozuka. Kiba….watches Yu-Gi-Oh GX!"

Kiba cocked his head to the side.

"What's a 'Yu-Gi-Oh GX'? Is it dog food?"

S.E. slapped her head.

"Poor Nekozuka…"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing!"

"…."

"Kiba….thinks he has an yami named Abik, which is, in fact, Kiba backwards."

"I don't have a yami- Mwuhahahaha, I, Abik, am finally free of this flea bitten cage!- I'm not a flea bitten cage, take that back!-Gahahahaha- ooh, a speck of dirt!" Kiba randomly picked up a speck of dirt.

"Poor Kiba-er- Abik…"

"I don't have a yami- Oh shut up Kiba, yes you do!"

S.E. stepped away from Kiba.

"I'm afraid….veeeery afraid…."

Kiba and Abik kept on bickering and S.E., to save money on studio insurance, decided to end it earlier than expected.

"Now you know…the cat person who watches Yu-Gi-Oh GX and has ayami named Abik dog-er- cat boy."

"I'm not a cat person- Hell yeah I'm not!" Kiba said, Akamaru barking in agreement.

"Now you know…Inuzuka Kiba! Free donuts for everyone!" S.E. threw them out the window.

"Ehmagaw! My eye! My spleen! My fifty-three hundred dollar hair! Ahhh!" came the familiar voice that S.E. didn't like.

"Who was that?" Kiba asked, noticing the ruckus.

"Uhhh…none of your business, Nekozuka!"

"I'm not a cat person- Yesssssss, they are EEEEVIL!" Abik took control of Kiba for….six seconds.

After shoving Kiba-er- Abik out the door along with Akamaru's newly discovered dark side, Uramaka, S.E. looked outside. There lay E.S., in a current state of near-death.

"Yayness!"

S.E. covered the girl up with dirt and chicken feed and put a sign saying:

"This is what happens when you mess with me.

S.E."

She sniggered evilly as she headed back inside the studio, planning more evil things with Kari and her donuts.

S.E.: Yay! Lee hasn't appeared out of nowhere yet!

Lee: That's cuz I'm planning to do something evil!

S.E.: Evil? You? When have you been evil?

Lee: Ever since Neji stole my Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday green spandex suits.

S.E.: -sweatdrops- Hadn't thought of that...

Will Lee REALLY do something evil to the show? Will S.E. stop him? Why am I asking rhetorical questions to people? We'll find out next time on...KNOW YOUR STARS: NARUTO STYLE STRIKES BACK!