Lights Out
Disclaimer - I own nobody.. But I really wish I did...
Characters - Various WWE Characters (too many to name)
Summary - The WWE Superstars and Divas are forced to go to "Camp WWE". Amongst these men and women are rivals, exlovers, and even friends. Some new romances are formed while old one's are started back up…
Chapter Two
By the time they finally arrived at the 'camp' the bus had broken down four times. After the forth time Jericho said they may as well have Taker, Kane, Show and Snitsky get out and push the stupid bus. Of course Kane and Taker protested against it, Snitsky said it'd be a good way to work out. While Show said that he'd rather not go to the camp than push a stupid bus.
Vince watched as the bus pulled up before him, Stephanie, Shane and Linda.
"Looks like we're stuck with the McMahon's..." Randy commented.
"You think?" Amy asked.
"Shut up..." Randy snapped.
"How rude..." Amy mumbled before they stepped off the bus.
The superstars stood before the 'higher power' and awaited Vince's explanation for this.
"Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for coming on such sort notice... Sorry about the bus, it was all the bus company had in such short notice. However, I hope you do realize that this trip isn't about the equipment we give you... Meaning that your cabins aren't exactly a hotel. Now, Stephanie has the information on the cabins..." Vince started before stepping aside.
Stephanie stepped forward with a clipboard in hand.
"Each cabin has two bunk beds..." She informed them, many made sounds of disbelief.
"Yes, I know... It may suck, but you're only sleeping in there. Various activities will take place during your stay here. Which Shane will be explaining..." Stephanie finished as Shane stepped forward.
"There is a mess hall where you can get something to eat from the hours of eight am to eight pm. That cabin over there has a TV, VCR, DVD player, and other various electronics that you may use... However, there are only two TV sets, so you have to work things out amongst yourselves..." Shane declared as he pointed to a large cabin to his left.
Linda nodded and started, "We're going to give you a folder with all your daily activities, so to speak... For the Divas, there will be photo shoots and matches. I know how much you may hate this, but there will be some of those matches that you all seem to despise."
"You mean bra and panties matches?" Randy asked with a laugh.
"Yes, that's a perfect example, Orton! However, the men will be given some of the special matches. Such as ladder matches, table matches, submission matches, etc. Although, we expect you to be on your best behavior for we will be filming all of your matches. Except warm up matches and practice matches." Linda replied.
"So how long are we going to be staying here?" Hunter asked.
"Three months... Enough for RAW and Smackdown! to both have their separate pay-per-views here and even a joint one." Vince explained.
"What about RAW and Smackdown! tapings?" Ric questioned.
"The WWE is going for a new look... We've talked it over with UPN and Spike and they think it's a excellent idea. The fans will be pleased. However, one thing we will be doing differently is the house shows..." Vince started.
"We're going to have a live audience for RAW and Smackdown!. However, we will not be having any house shows what so ever. Therefore, instead of house shows, you'll be doing practice matches and warm up matches for your matches. We will be posted who takes on whom in the mess hall every morning. So take that as that's where you report to every morning for a meeting." Linda stated.
"Wait... How in the hell are you going to get a live audience out here?" Benoit asked.
"Well, that's where the bus will be used..." Linda started before pausing, noticing the look of horror on a few of the many superstars in front of her. "We'll be getting a new bus for traveling, however, we're stuck with that bus for two weeks."
"Are you crazy? We broke down four times!" Jericho exclaimed.
"Yes, but that's why we're going to have to leave early for our RAW and Smackdown! taping location. It's not too far from here, if you prefer to walk, fine... It's only twenty miles, so I'd be a nice workout." Vince declared.
"I don't know about y'all, but I'm walkin'..." John mumbled.
"Ch... Same here..." Amy replied.
"Why couldn't we have just brought our own cars out here?" Hunter asked.
"Not enough parking space for that many cars... As you can see this camp only has this drive way and few parking spaces in front of the main office. Which is where we'll be staying. Next to us is cabin one, which will have Bischoff, Ace, Long, and Coach." Linda explained.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Jonathan Coachman?" Kurt questioned.
"Yes, The Coach! Now you guys try to be nice, I know you all hate him..." Vince stated.
"Whatever, essay..." Eddie replied, waving Vince off.
"Well, we're going to let you go to the mess hall where Stephanie and Shane will be telling you where you'll be staying." Linda declared.
Once everyone was seated in the mess hall they looked to where Stephanie and Shane stood, looking over the clip boards before them. They noted that Bischoff, Ace, Long and Coach were standing to the side.
"Okay... Cabin 1 is obviously Bischoff, Coach, Ace, and Long..." Stephanie started.
"Cabin 2 is Hurricane, Rosey, Rock, Holly..." Shane announced.
"What? Why am I the only girl?" Molly complained.
"Let us finish!" Shane snapped before Molly fell silent.
"Anyhow... Cabin 3 is Kim, Reso, Stratus, Show." Stephanie declared.
"Cabin 4 is Jericho, Helmsley, Flair, Austin." Shane stated.
"Cabin 5 is Orton, Cena, Dumas, Angle, Maria" Stephanie announced.
"Come on..." John mumbled.
Shane cleared his thought, "Cabin 6 is Hardy, Copeland, Victoria, White."
"What? I have to stay with that girlfriend stealer?" Matt sneered.
"STOP INTERRUPTING!" Shane ordered. "Stephanie, continue..."
"Okay... Cabin 7 is Keibler, Taker, Snitsky, Jazz." Stephanie declared.
"Who's Snit-sky?" Maria asked.
"The guy right next to you..." Shane exclaimed before Maria glared at the man next to her.
"Wow... Hello! I'm Maria!" Maria announced cheerfully. "Mind if I ask you a few questions?"
"Maria, you don't need to interview anyone... It's okay..." Stephanie informed her.
"Oh... Well then, why am I here?" Maria asked.
"Actually you're here to interview people with Coach." Shane announced.
"Wait, why is there five in a cabin?" John asked.
"Actually Cabin 5 has an extra bunk bed... Therefore, there are three in there... Meaning if anyone has a problem with their 'roomies' then they'll stay in your cabin... You can work out that stuff, later... But let us continue reading off the arrangements." Stephanie replied.
"Cabin 8 is Wilson, Maven, Kane, Benoit." Shane stated.
"Cabin 9 is Hemme, Eugene, Regal, Tajiri." Stephanie declared.
"What's with arranging a circus?" Jericho asked.
"It's not a circus, Jericho... Just Eugene is 'special'." Stephanie replied as she held her fingers up to quote special.
"More like mentally retarded." Hunter mumbled.
"Hunter, as always you're being a jackass... You haven't changed, have you?" Stephanie snapped.
"Hey, let's not get into this... Okay? Now, Cabin 10 is D-Von, Bubba, Shelton, Batista." Shane announced.
"And Cabin 11 is Orlando, JBL, Guerrero, Booker T." Stephanie announced.
"Cabin 12 is Johnny, Joey, Melina, Jillian." Shane declared as a few people winced at the sound of Jillian's name.
"Hey! I fix things! Does this disgust you?" Jillian asked as she pushed her hair out of the way to view that hideous thing on her cheek.
"Yes, very much... Now keep it hidden..." Jericho replied.
"Well deal with it!" Jillian snapped.
"Okay... Enough..." Shane ordered after clearing his throat.
Bischoff and Coach shook their heads, while Stephanie looked as if she was about to puke.
"Ah, since Steph is unable to talk... I guess... Cabin 13 is London, Richards, Doug, Danny." Shane announced.
"Who?" Maria asked.
"Just remember which cabin you're in... Cabin 14 is Carlito, RVD, HBK, Tomko." Shane declared.
Stephanie cleared her throat, "Okay, that's all of the cabins... Now you may go to your cabins and check it out..."
After all of superstars left, Stephanie turned to Shane.
"Did you see that... That... THAT thing!" Stephanie exclaimed.
"Are you kidding? The entire roaster was forced to see that... that... THAT thing!" Shane replied.
"I say we pay her extra to get that thing removed." Bischoff insisted.
"No... Dad would rather give her a mask than pay for plastic surgery." Stephanie declared.
"Okay... Then let's just give her a freaking mask... As long as we don't have to see that..." Ace stated.
"Or we could save even more money and ask her to cover it up?" Coach asked.
"Good idea..." Shane agreed.
Meanwhile... Cabin 2
"Stand back there's a hurricane comin'!" Hurricane shrieked as he ran around the room in his cape.
"Don, don, don, don..." Rosey yelled the 'beat' to Hurricane entrance.
"SHUT UP!" Molly shouted.
"Why is there so much yelling going on in here?" Rock asked as he entered the cabin.
"Hurricane is being a loser!" Molly declared.
"The hamburgluar?" Rock questioned.
"Who?" Molly snapped.
"Him..." Rock stated as he pointed to the man dressed in green and black.
"You mean Hurricane?" Molly asked.
"No... I meant that invisible person over there!" Rock hissed.
"Where?" Molly questioned.
"Oh shut up, jabroni..." Rock ordered.
Cabin 3...
"Show you take bottom bunk." Jason ordered.
"Why?" Big Show asked.
"Because I'm afraid if you take the top it'll collapse and you'll crush me in an instant." Jason replied.
"Jay! That's mean... True, but mean..." Trish snapped.
"Trish you take bottom." Gail stated.
"And why is that?" Trish questioned.
"Cause your ass is so big I'm afraid the top bunk will collapse and kill me." Gail teased.
"WHAT? HOW DARE YOU!" Trish yelled.
"She has a point..." Jason replied.
Cabin 4...
"The king of the world is here!" Jericho exclaimed as he entered the cabin with Austin, who was laughing.
"Well if it isn't the pussy... Do anything gay today?" Austin asked.
"I am not a pussy!" Hunter yelled.
"Champ... Let it go..." Ric ordered as he put a hand on Hunter's shoulder.
"Yes... Go do your little gay things... Just stay away from us." Jericho replied.
"You must think you're really funny, don't you?" Hunter hissed.
"HELL YEAH! We're going to be drinking beers and pointing and laughing at you the entire time we're here." Austin declared.
"How much fun is this going to be?" Jericho asked.
"A blast... Just a blast, Jericho..." Hunter mumbled.
Cabin 5...
While Maria was busy rambling on and on, John looked at Amy...
"Is she serious?" John mouthed.
"I don't know.." Amy mouthed back.
"And then I was like... What was I saying?" Maria asked.
"Oh my god..." John mouthed as Amy smirked.
Randy watched the two in amusement then glared at Kurt who looked like he was about to tear out the hair he didn't even have...
"If I had hair, I'd pull it out..." Kurt mumbled.
"I've heard of this great system--" John started.
"Stop, I don't want to hear about this..." Kurt replied as he put his hand up.
"Suit yourself..." John said with a shrug.
Cabin 6...
"Girlfriend stealer..." Matt said adding some coughs, as if Adam wouldn't hear.
"Man, are you okay? You really should get your throat checked out." Kerwin exclaimed as he patted Matt on the back.
"Stop touching me!" Matt ordered as he slapped Kerwin away again.
"What is your problem? Neither of us even talk to Amy anymore, except for at work." Adam declared.
"I talk to Lita..." Matt replied.
"Stop being such an asshole..." Adam spat.
"Stop talking!" Victoria ordered as she let out a breath.
"Fine..." Matt and Adam said at the same time.
"Chavo--" Victoria started before Kerwin cleared his throat.
"It's Kerwin..." Kerwin corrected.
"Okay... Whatever... Which do you want? Top or bottom bunk?" Victoria asked.
"Bottom." Kerwin replied.
Cabin 7...
Taker and Snitsky tried to enter the cabin at the same time. Taker looked Snitsky up and down.
"What's your problem boy?" Taker asked as he removed his sunglasses.
"That wasn't my fault." Snitsky declared.
"Sure it wasn't..." Taker mumbled before entering the cabin.
"I get the top!" Stacy exclaimed as she pushed past Jazz, almost knocking her over.
"Girl, you're going to get beat by the bitch!" Jazz sneered before running after Stacy.
"HELP ME!" Stacy pleaded as Jazz cornered her.
"Hey, leave her alone... Unless you want a date with the deadman..." Taker warned.
Jazz backed off and gritted her teeth. "Next time watch it." Jazz sneered.
To Be Continued...