Lights Out
Disclaimer - I own nobody.. But I really wish I did...
Characters - Various WWE Characters (too many to name)
Summary - The WWE Superstars and Divas are forced to go to "Camp WWE". Amongst these men and women are rivals, exlovers, and even friends. Some new romances are formed while old one's are started back up…
Chapter Three
After the superstars left Shane and Stephanie looked over the clip board one last time.
"Hey... Wasn't Rey supposed to be on the trip?" Shane asked.
Stephanie blinked.
"He's on the roaster list, but not on the cabin list..." Shane commented.
"Did he even come?" Stephanie questioned.
"Eric?" Stephanie and Shane asked as they glared at him.
"Ah... I remember him being the bus..." Eric replied.
"Oh my god! You left him in the desert!" Shane exclaimed.
"Well he's short..." Eric explained.
"That's no reason to leave him behind! Now go send the bus driver out to find him!" Stephanie snapped as she pointed to the door.
Eric sighed before exiting the room and walking over to the bus to tell the driver to go back and search for a short man with a mask on. The driver looked at him as if he were crazy, but followed orders…
Cabin 8... Torrie, Maven, Kane, Benoit
Kane was glaring in the mirror at himself as Torrie, Maven and Benoit watched him with curious eyes. Torrie fell off the bed trying to lean over Maven's shoulder. Maven glared at her and then at Kane, he hadn't moved or seemed to notice Torrie falling or everyone staring at him. Torrie quickly got up on her feet and straightened out her clothes quickly.
"Does anyone else find him weird?" Torrie whispered.
"Torrie, don't be rude..." Maven replied.
"Oh come on, she has a point." Benoit stated.
"You know..." Kane started, causing Torrie to jump and hit her head on the top bunk.
"Oww..." Torrie whined, holding her head.
"I wasn't always like this..." Kane stated.
"Oh shit... He's gonna make that speech again..." Maven mumbled.
"Ah... I've gotta go brush my teeth." Benoit announced before getting up.
"Stop..." Kane ordered and Benoit sat back down. "You should really hear this..."
"God we've heard it a million times before!" Maven exclaimed.
"Well you're going to hear it again!" Kane snapped.
"Okay..." Maven replied with a sigh.
Cabin 9 ... Christy, Eugene, Regal, Tajiri
William was reading his book admiring himself, while Tajiri was trying to learn proper English, Christy was practicing her cheer leading movies, and Eugene was playing with his action figures. William glared up from his book and stared at Eugene as he was slamming his Regal action figure and his Triple H action figure together.
"Good, lord, lad! What are you doing!" Regal asked.
"I'm... I'm making you versus Triple H!" Eugene exclaimed before throwing his Regal action figure at the wall.
"And what was that!" Regal questioned.
"Triple H just... just threw you outta the ring!" Eugene stated.
"No, it looked like Triple H threw me at a wall..." Regal replied.
"No, no he threw you out of the ring!" Eugene protested.
"Give me a H! Give me a T! Give me a R! Give me a I! Give me a P!" Christy shouted.
"SHUT UP!" Regal snapped, causing Christy to stop. "Now can't you be peaceful for one minute?"
"No..." Christy mumbled. "I'm a perky redhead!"
"You... are... annoying." Tajiri declared.
"Thank god somebody said it..." Regal replied.
Cabin 10 ... D-Von, Bubba, Shelton, Dave
"D-Von! Get the suitcase!" Bubba shouted.
D-Von glared at him, shaking his head. "Get your own suitcase... I ain't your servant! You get the suitcase man, I get the freakin' tables!" D-Von snapped.
"Hey, I don't want to hear your crap." Dave exclaimed as he stood up.
"D-Von just get the freakin' suitcase!" Bubba snapped.
"You get the suitcase! I quit as the table getter!" D-Von stated.
"You can't just quit at getting the tables... The Dudley Boys wouldn't be the Dudley Boys if you didn't get the tables!" Bubba declared.
"He has a point." Shelton agreed.
"Damn... I know he does..." D-Von replied.
"Why don't you just get your own suitcase?" Dave asked.
"Fine... I'll do it..." Bubba mumbled.
Cabin 11 ... Orlando, JBL, Guerrero, Booker T
As some guys in black jeans and a black t-shirt rolled out a red carpet, JBL walked into the cabin.
"All bow down to the wrestling god!" JBL exclaimed.
Eddie raised an eyebrow, "Essay, you must be mistaken... You aren't a wrestling god, Holmes."
"I am to, you slimy son of a bitch!" JBL snapped.
"Whoa, sucka, don't be getting all pissed off cause you have your period. Now if you don't shut up, I'll be forced to get physical. And dawg, you don't want that!" Booker T stated.
"JBL, let's just get settled in.." Orlando mumbled.
"Fine... And when's the limo coming?" JBL asked.
"He ah, got lost... He'll be here as soon as possible." Orlando declared.
"Okay... Well tell him if he doesn't get here in, thirty minutes I'm gonna hire a Mexican to drive my limo!" JBL replied.
"But a Mexican does drive your limo." Orlando pointed out.
"Oh... Well tell him, Eddie will drive me limo if he doesn't get his ass over here." JBL stated.
"Holmes, I ain't driving that piece of shit. I can't be seen in something with horns on the hood." Eddie snapped.
Cabin 12 ... Johnny, Joey, Melina, Jillian
"Damn, the bunks have those gay white sheets! I need silk!" Melina exclaimed.
"Don't worry Melina.. I'm a fixer, that's what I do, is fix things." Jillian stated.
"I know that! But what are you going to do!" Melina snapped.
"Easy... I brought some silk sheets, I knew you'd want them..." Jillian replied.
"You haven't slept on them.. Particularly on ah, on your side?" Johnny asked.
"No.. They're brand new!" Jillian exclaimed.
Melina, Joey and Johnny let out a sigh of relief.
Cabin 13 ... London, Richards, Doug, Danny
"Steven, do you think we could jump off the top bunk?" Paul asked.
"Of course we could... With a lot of practice." Steven replied.
"Dude, I don't think you two realize this, but there is like four inches between the ceiling and the top bunk!" Doug exclaimed.
"No..." Steven started, taking out a tape measurer and measuring it. "It's three feet."
"Why do you have a tape measurer in your pocket?" Danny asked.
"Because it comes in handy... See it just did!" Steven declared.
"Okay... You need some help..." Doug mumbled.
"So, Paul... You wanna see if we can jump off of the top bunk?" Steven asked.
"Hell yeah dude!" Paul exclaimed.
Cabin 14 ... Carlito, RVD, HBK, Tomko
Carlito was eating an apple when Tomko came into the room, carrying Shawn's bags.
"Thanks... You really are a problem solver! Well here's the buck I bet that you couldn't carry all my bags in the cabin!" Shawn exclaimed, handing Tomko a dollar.
Tomko smirked, "I'm not stupid... It was twenty."
"Fine... Be that way... I bet you that you'll take the dollar." Shawn replied.
"Just hand over the money, jackass." Tomko snapped.
"Fine... Here... Here..." Shawn mumbled, throwing some bills out.
"Dat's not cool." Carlito declared.
"Shut up you apple eating fag." Rob hissed.
"Well if it isn't R-V-D. You know what I don't like about you? You aren't cool, like Carilto." Carlito declared taking a bite of the apple that was in his hand.
"You spit that out and I'll Vandaminator your ass." Rob warned.
"Dat's not cool..." Carlito mumbled, walking back toward the bunk he was previously sitting on.
"Yeah, you better walk away..." Rob replied.
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"Thank god!" Stephanie exclaimed as the bus returned.
"How could you leave someone!" Shane asked as he and Bischoff walked out the cabin.
"It's not my fault he's a midget!" Eric replied.
"Hey, he isn't a midget! He's 5'4"!" Stephanie snapped.
"Whoa, you have all the heights memorized?" Shane asked.
"Well, some of them..." Stephanie mumbled.
Shane shrugged as Rey stepped off the bus.
"Sorry..." Shane muttered as Rey walked up to the group.
"Hey, no problem man. What'd I miss?" Rey asked.
"You're in cabin five... Let your 'roomies' inform you what you missed." Stephanie replied.
"Okay..." Rey muttered before heading for the cabin.
Inside the cabin...
"I am an American hero! You do NOT disrespect me!" Kurt yelled.
"God, Kurt, just leave her alone... She didn't mean to ask what those 'necklaces' were." Amy stated.
"Oh, shut up." Kurt snapped.
"Hey, don't tell her to shut up.. You over reacted. Just leave the ladies alone." Randy replied.
"Fine..." Kurt sneered.
"Hey, I'm supposed to be in this cabin." Rey mumbled, as he walked in.
"Oh, hey Rey... Was there a mix up before? Or what?" Amy asked.
"Ah, they forgot me when we broke down..." Rey replied.
"Wow, that's cruel." John muttered.
"My thoughts exactly." Amy agreed.
"Well, you can have the top bunk.. Maria's afraid of heights..." Randy stated.
"Afraid of heights?" Rey asked in disbelief.
"Yeah, lots of people are afraid of heights, Rey. Believe it or not." Amy teased.
"I know that." Rey replied as he rolled his eyes.
The six fell silent as Rey settled in before the five who were present at the time, or well the four, were asked to explain what Rey missed...
To Be Continued...