Lights Out

Disclaimer - I own nobody.. But I really wish I did...

Characters - Various WWE Characters (too many to name)

Summary - The WWE Superstars and Divas are forced to go to "Camp WWE". Amongst these men and women are rivals, exlovers, and even friends. Some new romances are formed while old one's are started back up…

Chapter Five

While Jericho and Austin took it upon themselves to make Dick's life a living hell during training. He had gotten at least five stunners, while he was now locked in the 'Walls Of Jericho'. Those who were watching were all laughing and betting on how long it'd take Dick to tap out. The only person that said two minutes was Rey, everyone laughed at him until Dick wasn't tapping out, and in about two minutes he finally tapped out. Rey smirked, gathering his earnings.

"Damn... The little midget won!" Show complained.

"We could chokeslam him." Kane pointed out.

For no reason what-so-ever Show and Kane picked up Rey and actually chokeslammed him. Everyone was staring at the two monsters as they started laughing.

"You people are cruel! Why would you do that to Rey?" Amy snapped as she slapped Kane.

Everyone stared at the two; Torrie, Maven and Benoit thought she'd surely get chokeslammed too, but Kane, being a wimp, backed off and then ran away crying. Those who were scared of Kane were still trying to process how or why that happened, although a few people walked up to Amy and asked her if they could pay her protection against Kane. John commented that she could make a lot of money off it, however he only received a dirty look.

"I still haven't forgotten what you did!" Amy hissed.

"I... I didn't mean to drop ya." John mumbled, scratching his neck.

"You dropped her?" Dave asked.

"Not on purpose!" John insisted.

"Why did you pick her up in the first place?" Hunter questioned.

"She was in my lap!" John replied.

"Why was she in your lap?" Randy teased.

"YOU ALREADY KNOW!" John snapped.

"So... Why was she?" Jason asked.

"I pulled her onto my lap." John explained.

"Why did you do that?" Jericho questioned as he got out of the ring.

"I... I... I'll tell ya lata." John mumbled.

"No, tell us now. Amy may want to know why." Dave stated.

"What is it with you guys? I pulled her on my lap 'cos she slapped me! And... I dropped her." John declared.

"Tell them what happened between the time you pulled her on your lap and the time you dropped her." Randy ordered.

"NO!" John snapped.

"Tell us!"

"Fine..." John scowled. "I kissed her... She bit my tongue."

"I did no such thing!" Amy protested.

"So you kissed him back?" Benoit asked with a grin.

"NO! I did NOT! But I didn't bite his tongue... I tried to rip it off." Amy informed them before she crossed her arms.

"Poor John." Dave mumbled.

"Poor Amy! Her mouth is infected with his germs!" Jason shrieked.

John stared at the two, Dave pointing to Jason before the big man inched away.

"What'd you say?" John questioned with a scowl.

"I said that you infected her mouth with your germs! Why? Are you going to do something about it?" Jason asked as he raised an eyebrow.

"HELL YEAH! FIGHT!" Austin shouted out after he was done pouring beer over Dick's head.

"OH NO! There will be no such thing!" Eric snapped as he came between John and Jason.

"Eww, Eric.. What the hell are you wearing?" Hunter questioned.

"I am wearing clothes, thank you very much." Eric replied.

"Looks like a sweat suit... A pink sweat suit, at that." Dave commented.

"Fuck off!" Eric hissed.

"Don't be giving John ideas now." Amy interrupted.

"Woman, I am not that obsessed with sex." John protested.

"You'd screw anything in a skirt." Amy stated.

"Well, you're wearin' pants.. An' I'd screw you." John countered.

"Too much information." Both Jericho and Benoit stated with a disgusted look.

"Yeah, I agree with them." Amy replied as she gave John a dirty look.

"Oh, ya know you wanna fuck me." John stated with a wink.

"Eww, John, please, stop.." Eric begged.

"Go away, Bitchoff." Austin snapped before he kicked Eric in the shin.

"OW!" Eric squealed.

"What do I do now?" Dick asked as he got up to his feet.

"Let Pussy practice her finisher on you.." Amy replied as she pointed at Maria.

Maria blinked, "Who?"

"Never mind.. she still has her memory."

"Let Maria practice her finisher."

Maria jumped up and down before she started running around a tree, Eugene screaming before he charged at her, shockingly clotheslining her on her third time around the tree.

"What the fuck is everyone's problem?" Ric exclaimed. "YOU ALL NEED HELP!"

"Let's just go back to the cabin, Ric." Hunter offered.

"Yeah, so you can fuck each other before we come back." Jericho agreed.

"Put a sock in it Jericho."

"Did someone say, SOCKO?" Mankind questioned as he lurked behind some trees.

"That guy has problems.."

"Say hello to Mr. SOCKO!" Mankind screamed in Eric's ear before he shoved the sock down his throat.

"Snap, that's some weird shit." John exclaimed.

Mankind flung Eric around, causing him to slap Ric, Hunter, John and even Dick.

"You'd think he'd have better morals..." Molly commented.

Hurricane scowled before he leaped onto Rosey's shoulders and then shockingly hit a moonsault on Molly.

-x-

"Happy Birthday!" Maria shrieked as she leaped into the cabin.

"Can I please shoot myself?" Eric asked.

"Um, no.. You can't. I will be alone with John and Randy.. And John wants to 'screw' me." Amy replied.

"Well at least I ain't lyin' 'bout it." John mumbled.

"Still, it is deeply disturbing.." Amy commented.

"John, have I ever told you that there is such a thing as being too honest." Randy pointed out as he put a hand on John's shoulder.

"Well, at least if we get togetha' she'll know that I'll be honest wit' her." John stated.

"Like you'd ever get the chance!" Amy snapped.

"Ya know ya want me, babe. All ya hafta do is ask an' consider it done." John replied.

Amy stared at John and then Randy, "Can we switch bunks? I don't really want to be on top of John.. Gives him ideas that he doesn't really need to have."

"'Cuse me? I won't rape ya in your sleep, if that's what you're getting' at.." John insisted.

Maria was twirling a strand of her hair around her index finger as Eric began to brush his teeth, the older man watching as Austin and Jericho dragged Rey into the cabin.

"What the hell? Why is he still out?" John asked quickly.

"He got double chokeslammed by two monsters on a very hard surface.. Don't you think it'd be logical that he'd be knocked out?" Jericho hissed.

Randy smirked, "John has a problem with facts… He can't tell the difference between them."

"Shut up, pretty boy. Go back in your fuckin' hole."

"My so-call 'hole' just so happens to be inside Amy." Randy countered.

Amy looked disgusted, "I hate both of you, you know that?"

"Randy, ya touch my woman and I'll kill ya." John warned.

"I'm not even yours!" Amy exclaimed.

"But ya will be.. I don't want ya to be contaminated by that pansy's germs." John stated.

"I am NOT a pansy!" Randy protested.

"I beg to differ!" John snapped.

"You suck!" Randy sneered.

"STOP MISTAKING ME FOR YOU, YOU JACKASS!" John yelled.

"HEY! That's MY word, bitch!" Jericho interrupted.

"Please stop fighting, it's not nice!" Maria exclaimed.

"SHUT UP!" Randy and John snapped.

Amy rolled her eyes as the two men continued to argue, the redhead pushing them apart before she delivered a hard slap to both of their faces. Jericho smirking as Austin encouraged the violence.

"BOTH OF YOU STOP IT!" Amy ordered. "And just for the record.. I'm NOT interested in either one of you! You're children! Immature! Now sit the fuck down and be quiet! Don't talk unless I say you can, understand?"

The two men exchanged a look before they did as told, Eric looking on in shock as he shook his head.

"Why can't I get people to do that for me?" Eric mumbled.

"Because you're a pansy." Austin replied.

"No one asked you!" Eric snapped.

Amy sent the two of them a dirty look, Eric freaked out and began to do his hair as he stared in the mirror that was pinned against the wall of the cabin. Austin only laughed at Eric before he and Jericho would say their goodbyes and leave the cabin. The redhead taking a seat on the bunk bed that Randy was on, not wanting to be near John, even if Randy was just as equally perverted in her opinion.. He was less likely to try something. The Stanford native crossing her legs as she brought them off them floor, the legend killer staring at her as he cracked his knuckles out of pure boredom.

"When can I get up?" Randy asked.

"Did I say you could talk?" Amy snapped.

"No, but.. I have to go to the bathroom." Randy complained.

"Then go… No wait, never mind.. I wouldn't want you to pee on the bed.. Eric may not want to sleep in pee tonight." Amy stated.

"Thanks for thinking about me." Eric muttered as he took a seat on the said bunk bed.

"No problem." Amy replied with a smile.

"So, can I get up?" Randy questioned again.

"Fine, go to the bathroom.. But Eric is going with you." Amy informed him.

"What? I'm not gay, I don't want to help him--" Eric began.

"Eww, Eric.. No, I just want you to make sure he goes directly there and comes directly back." Amy responded quickly.

Randy got up, leaving the cabin, and was shortly followed by an unwilling Eric Bischoff. John scoffed.

"If he can get up.. I outta be able to get up." John insisted.

"But you'll rape me if you get up." Amy shot back.

"I'm not that mean, Amy. I just want to get up.. It's been how long?" John asked.

"Ten minutes.. Ten measly minutes."

"Shut up.. I feel like I'm in jail."

"You wanna know how it feels to really be in jail?"

"No, not really."

"Then shut the hell up!"

After a good five minutes Randy and Eric returned, the two taking their previous seats on the bunk bed while Maria took it upon herself to sit next to John.

"Can I get up? I don't wanna be near her.." John questioned.

"No.. Shut up." Amy snapped.

Within another five minutes Rey finally came around, the short wrestler complaining about back pains before he was informed on the situation at hand.

"That sucks.. Eric is gonna be in the same cabin as us?" Rey asked. "He's like.. An asshole."

"You do realize that I'm sitting right here, right?"

Rey glanced at Eric, "I am well aware of that.. Frankly, I don't care.. You left me in the DESSERT! With no food, water.. Shelter! You're mean!"

"Like I said before.. Sorry about that."

"No! Shane and Stephanie said sorry! You said, he's just a midget!" Rey snapped.

"Well.. I'm sorry." Eric stated.

Rey eyed the occupants of both bunk beds, debating on which bed would be safe to sit on. Maria looked like she was deep in some sort of thought, John looked annoyed by Maria, Amy looked irritated by John as he complained about being by Maria, Randy looked bored and Eric looked like he'd prefer to be any where else but here. The cruiserweight finally setting on the bunk with Randy, Amy and Eric without a word..

To Be Continued…