Lights Out

Disclaimer - I own nobody.. But I really wish I did...

Characters - Various WWE Characters (too many to name)

Summary - The WWE Superstars and Divas are forced to go to "Camp WWE". Amongst these men and women are rivals, exlovers, and even friends. Some new romances are formed while old one's are started back up…

Chapter Six

With a sigh, Trish left the cabin she shared with Jason, Gail and Big Show. The blonde wanting to get away from them as they had been insulting her for a good ten minutes now. She rolled her eyes once she caught sight of Randy flirting with Torrie Wilson, the diva smacking Randy upside the head before she crossed her arms. Randy look upon a confused look.

"What?" Randy questioned as Torrie glared at Trish.

"What? What do you mean, what?" Trish snapped.

"Why did you slap me upside the head?" Randy asked quickly.

"Because you're a moron! All men are morons!"

"Is this about John dumping you?" Torrie inquired with a grin.

Randy tried not to laugh as Trish raised a hand, "Don't you dare talk about him!"

She smacked Torrie's arm, the blonde sticking her tongue out at Trish as she stormed off.

"She has problems.."

"That she does, now.. Where were we?" Randy questioned with a smirk.

Torrie grinned, "I think you were just about to ask me out..."

"I think you're right.. So, Torrie, will you go out with me?"

"Of course."

-x-

Meanwhile, Amy and Rey were playing a game of poker, John was watching with great interest, Eric was doing his hair again and Maria was asking Eric a load of weird questions.

"Are you straight?"

"What kind of question is that? Who the hell told you to ask me these things?" Eric snapped.

"Chris Jericho!"

Chris Jericho, who was looking in through the window, cursed before he ran away, Eric just catching sight of him as he did so.

"JERICHO!"

Eric dashed out of the cabin and chased after Jericho, who was much faster than him and smarter as well. While Rey had won the fifth game in a row, John took upon an evil grin.

"Maybe y'all should play strip poker.. Or hell, I'd join ya." John commented.

Rey and Amy glared at him, "What?"

"I'm bored.. Strip poker would be interestin'.. I mean, ya gotta admit.. Amy would love to see me naked."

"Eww, no I wouldn't." Amy shook her head and shuttered at the thought of John Cena naked.

"Well, even if you wouldn't.. I would still love to see ya naked."

"John, please, shut up." Rey begged as he began to shuffle the cards.

"Fine, I'll make ya a deal. If we play strip poker, and if I lose.. I will neva hit on Amy again. But if I win... Amy hasta sleep with me."

"Um, how about no? If I lose, I'll go out on a date with you. That's more reasonable." Amy corrected.

"Fine, a date it is. But that doesn't mean ya can't fuck me."

Amy tossed a dirt look John's way, the dark haired wrestler smirking as he winked at her. Rey looking a little disgusted as he dealt out the cards, warning John that he didn't want to hear his comments if Amy were to take off any of her clothing.

-x-

Trish now found herself alone by a lake, or at least the only lake in this deserted area. She was actually surprised that the camp actually had grass. The area was pretty much a lake that was surrounded by rocks and grass. The grass was a little hot, being that it was May. Trish sighed as she picked up a rock and tossed it into the water, looking up at the light blue sky before she got up and dipped a foot in the water.

"You know, it may be safe to say that Jericho is dead."

Trish glared over her shoulder as Hunter walked down the small hill that lead to the lake.

"Well isn't that good news?" Trish replied sarcastically.

"Definitely. He's a little annoying at times."

"Yeah." Trish agreed with a shrug.

"Why are you out here?" Hunter asked.

"Because Gail said I had a big ass.. fake boobs.. and the only reason I was ever women's champion was because I gave Vince head." Trish sighed.

"So you're mad at Gail?"

"Not just Gail. Jason and Show agreed with her. Of all people.. Jason and Show.."

"You don't think Jason was just kidding around?" Hunter questioned.

"Jason's just an asshole."

"Maybe Amy said something to him..."

"Probably not her, most likely Gail. Amy may be one of his best friends, but she's my friend too." Trish replied.

Hunter shrugged, "Mind if I join you? Look like you could use some company."

Trish smiled softly, "Sure. I think that'd be nice to talk to someone."

Hunter took a seat next to Trish the two of them sitting on the edge of a rather large rock, Trish's feet dipped into the warm water.

"Why are you being so nice?" Trish asked, breaking the silence.

Hunter laughed, "I'm not always an ass. Guess my character makes me that way."

"Your character is a cocky bitch." Trish pointed out.

"Well, I can get cocky.. and I can get bitchy."

"You sound like Amy."

"She never gets cocky..."

"Oh yes she does. When it comes to competition.. She beats you? Consider her the cockiest woman in the world. She'll rub it in."

"All in good fun, though."

"Maybe, but.. She is competitive."

"Take it that you wish you were in the same cabin as her?"

"Yeah, I don't like Gail. She's an uptight whore."

"Maybe you can get Randy, John, Maria, Rey or Eric to switch with you?"

"Eric wouldn't.. Rey and Ames are close. John wants to 'screw' her.. So he won't. Randy won't because I slapped him upside the head--"

"Why did you do that?"

"Because he's a man."

"Oh."

"Yeah, but then again.. John is in that cabin.. I don't really want to be near him."

"Why is that?"

"He's my ex." Trish admitted.

-x-

"I'm so gonna beat ya.." John stated with a smirk.

Rey was still fully clothed, though he called it quits because he wanted to take a nap before training. Amy was in stuck in her undergarments, John was in a t-shirt and his boxers. The redhead scowling at him before she laid down her cards, John's smirk grew as he laid down his own cards.

"Damn you!"

"What can I say? I'm good, babe."

"I'm not taking off my bra or underwear.. I quit."

"Guess that means you're gonna go out wit' me then?"

"Yes, that means you win." Amy admitted as she rolled her eyes.

"YAY!" Maria exclaimed.

"Shut up." Amy snapped.

John grew serious for a minute, "Where do ya want me to take ya for this date?"

"Anywhere that isn't near Maria or Eric... Or Randy... Or you..."

"One problem.."

"What's that?"

"It hasta be near me."

"Nope," Amy replied.

"Too bad for ya, I have witnesses that can and will say that you hafta go out with me."

"You've got a mentally retarded person and Rey-rey... Rey-rey would never say it!"

"Say what?" Rey questioned.

"That I have to go out with John."

Rey stared at them, "Ames.. You do. A deal is a deal."

"REY!" Amy exclaimed.

"Good boy." John praised him. "Now, about our date.."

"Not happening."

"Oh it is, how 'bout.. we ask Shane if we can borrow his car and then we can go into town... Go to a movie, go out to eat.. Get a hotel room... and then come back?" John offered.

"Sure, we can go to a movie and then go out to eat.. But no hotel room."

"So ya wanna do it in Shane's car? Interestin'.."

"Shut up."

"Sorry, I can't do that."

"That much is obvious."

-x-

"Where the hell is Jericho? And Hunter...?" Austin yelled as he came into the cabin, waking up Ric.

"I don't want to go to school, mommy!" Ric screamed as he held onto his blanket.

"Well you have problems.." Austin mumbled as he shook his head.

Austin glared out the door, catching a glimpse of Chris running and Eric 'walking' after him, Eric tripped over a rock and fell into a puddle of mud.

"Well that sucks."

"Austin! Where's Hunter?" Ric asked.

Austin glared at Ric, "That's what I just asked you, you dumb bitch!"

Ric blinked, "Oh my god! He was kidnapped by aliens!"

"Sure, if aliens are Trish Stratus.."

"What?"

"Shut up, bitch, that's my word!"

"No, what are you talking about?"

"Trish.. Her and Hunter are coming back from that pool of water."

"You mean the lake?"

"Yeah, that thing."

"Oh my god! Maybe they slept together!"

"Oh my god! He cheated on you!"

"Austin, that isn't funny."

"Sure it is."

-x-

"You do realize that what happened at the lake, stays at the lake, right?" Trish asked.

"Yeah, I realize that. I won't tell anyone."

"Good, I'll see you later."

Hunter smirked as he headed back to the cabin, Ric pushing past Austin to hug Hunter.

"I WOKE UP AND YOU WERE GONE!"

A few people poked their heads out the door, glaring at Hunter and Ric, Hunter shoving Ric away.

"Man, I was only gone for what, half an hour? Get a grip.."

Austin smirked as Hunter and Ric entered the cabin, "Did you cheat on Ric?"

"AUSTIN!" Ric screamed.

Hunter only looked disgusted as he shook his head, "No... Ew... I don't do anything with Ric."

"Ric is gay." Ric added.

"Ric... You are Ric."

"Oh... I mean. Ric is straight!" Ric corrected himself.

"Sure he is." Austin mumbled.

Chris ran back into the cabin, shutting and locking the door before he hopped on the bunk.

"Hey, Jericho. How's Eric?" Austin asked.

"Oh he fell in a puddle of mud." Jericho stated.

"I seen that, why was he chasing you?" Austin questioned.

"I asked Maria to ask him if he was gay, nothing big." Jericho shrugged.

-x-

Half an hour later Vince called all the superstars out of their cabins so he could introduce some new people to them. With a smirk Vince started talking about the WWE not being 'fresh' enough. And that they needed some new entertainment for the fans. Everyone, save for a few of the idiots in the group, nodded their head and listened carefully. After Vince was finished he announced that the bus would be there shortly and that they needed to stay out so they could meet the new 'fresh-ness' of the WWE. While they waited, they talked.

John crossed his arms, "I can't believe he interrupted my game of strip poker for this shit.."

"I still can't believe it took you two are playing another game of strip poker." Rey commented.

"I'm not about to let John Cena take me out on a date." Amy stated, hazel eyes narrowing at John as she covered herself by crossing her arms over her chest.

"An' I'm not 'bout to let you not go out on a date with me." John declared, Rey shaking his head.

Just as John finished his sentence Randy and Torrie walked up to the group, Randy raised an eyebrow at John and Amy.

"Where did your shirts go?"

"What is Torrie doin' here?" John questioned quickly.

"Haven't you heard? We're going out!" Randy informed them cheerfully.

"Yeah, for like.. an hour and a half." Torrie pointed out.

"Doesn't matter, you're still mine." Randy replied.

Amy and John watched as Randy stole a kiss from Torrie, the two staring at each other before they started making out. Amy shook her head, turning away, while John wrapped an arm around Amy's shoulders.

"You know.. That could be us tomorrow." John stated. "Hell, why wait until tomorrow?"

"John.. Shut up."

"Make me." John stuck out his tongue, childishly.

Rey glanced at the two, curiously watching Amy to see what she would do to 'make him' shut up. Then he shuttered at the possibilities. The small wrestler deciding not to wait around to see as he ran off to go find Hurricane and Rosey. John smirked at Amy, who only shook her head.

"I would make you, but.. Vince wouldn't appreciate my killing one of his superstars." Amy declared.

"What, the kiss of death?" John inquired.

Amy stared at him for a moment before she kicked him in the shin, John cursed, bending over to hold his shin. The redhead smirked, the sound of Vince's cheery voice caused everyone to glare at him and then at the road.

"THEY'RE HERE!" Vince yelled.

Shane and Vince gave each other a high five before they watched the green bus pull up.

"Sure..they get a better bus." Jericho mumbled.

"And they get a GREEN bus!" Kurt complained.

Dave glared at him, "So?"

"Green is without a doubt the best color ever." Hurricane declared.

"Yeah." Kurt agreed.

Johnny Ace coughed, "Red, white and blue Kurt... Red, white and blue!"

"OH! That's right! Red, white and blue are the best colors!" Kurt insisted with a smirk, Ace patted him on the back.

"Good, Olympic Gold Medalist."

The bus came to a stop before them, the door opened. Everyone stared at the bus, waiting to see who was on it.. Then suddenly five cheery men leaped off the bus dressed in green attire. Vince smirked and clapped while all the WWE superstars and divas blinked.

"What the fuck!"

Everyone glared at Austin, who shook his head and opened a beer, downing some before he chucked it at the male cheerleaders.

"HEY!" One of them screamed, just moving out of the way in time.

"Austin! You're going to be fired if you abuse my new talent! That goes for everyone! You touch them or so much as make fun of them.. I will FIRE you!" Vince warned.

The group of superstars and divas stayed silent as they watched the five men cheer. They weren't sure what to expect next, they weren't sure what to expect at all.. And what could this mean? Getting male cheerleaders? Could they be given odd storylines now? One thing they knew for sure was that Vince was probably drunk or high... Either way, male cheer leaders are a little extreme for their standards. The cheerleaders stopped cheering so Vince could speak once more and introduce them.

"So please welcome.. The Spirit Squad!" Vince ordered as he presented them.

"Welcome to Camp WWE..." Everyone mumbled.

To Be Continued...