Important Notice From Really (nice) Author(INFRA): Parodies are so much fun! I really don't care if this offends any one who liked the movie because I hated it but whatever who cares. I ran out of important stuff to say so I'm gonna tell about the story.

Sisterhood of the traveling pants – NO! brotherhood of the immobile t-shirt- yes!

Summer vacay-no! winter break – yes!

Greek girl- no Australian gender confused guy-yes! Name: Aussy

Soccer playing girl-nope badminton guy-yes name: Jack

Film maker girl-noooo film watching fat guy-yes! Name: Chubby

Girl w/ family probs.-no guy w/ scarily perfecto fam.- shya! Name: Lawrence

Little girl dies-no little girl kills dog with chocolate- yes girl's name: Tyrona dog's name: Chocolate

Script format, all OC's and ya other boring stuff

Brotherhood of the Immobile T-shirt

Aussy: sorry girlfriends! I have to go to Australia for Winter Break to visit my family!

Jack: well I'm going to badminton camp so I don't care!

Lawrence: I'm going on a family vacation to Stepford!

Chubby: I'm not goin' nowhere but here to watch movies!

Aussy:…LETS GO SHOPPING!

Jack: why?

Aussy: shopping's fun…DUH! (grabs chubby, Lawrence, and Jack and pulls into department store)

Chubby: this is sooooo gay

Jack: just like Aussy

Aussy: I'm not gay girlfriend, you're the ones who like other girls!

Lawrence: My mother told me that's not nice

Chubby: look at that t-shirt!

Aussy: where sugar!

Chubby: don't call me that

(Aussy glares at Chubby)

(Lawrence walks over to shirt):this is just horrid(shirt has heavy metal band called 'Peas' after small round green vegetable)

Jack: cool!

Aussy: that's a boy shirt! GROSS!

Chubby: you are a boy

Aussy: no I'm not! Just cuz I stuff my bra doesn't make me a boy! I cant help I'm flat! (begins to tear up)

Lawrence: wow he is gay!

Jack & Chubby: I thought that wasn't a nice word (glare at each other for same sent. Usage)

Lawrence: well it is the truth

(all three giggle)

Chubby: well we should buy the shirt

Jack: and take turns wearing it

Lawrence: splendid idea except it would never fit chubby

Aussy: I've decided to forgive you guys!

Chubby: great

Jack: let's try it on!

(chubby, jack, and Lawrence take off shirts)

Aussy: ladies! Put your shirts on!

(all three sigh and pull off Aussy's t-shirt)

Aussy: OH GOOD LORD!

Lawrence: you – are – a - male!

(they pull new shirt over head)

Chubby: it fits! My turn!

(rips shirt off Aussy and puts on himself) (Aussy quickly puts own shirt on)

Jack: Aussy you are a guy, it's okay!

Chubby: fits me!

(chubby gives to Jack)

Jack: fits me too…odd

(gives to Lawrence)

Lawrence: fits me also!

Bum Bum Bum!

Is there some strange force that makes the t-shirt fit all in this unbreakable friendship circle? You'll never find out!