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An unexpected pair
Chapter three, three

After leaving the diner, Midge and Hyde got in the car and drove threw the city. Parking the car in a parking garage, they walked down the Vegas strip. They walked into a building that was a, bar, casino, hotel, and a wedding chapel all in one. They walked over to the bar, and sat waiting for the bar tender.

"What can I get you two?" The bar tender asked.

"Beer, and a lot of it, keep them coming." Hyde said.

That night they gambled and won about two thousand dollars. They also drank until they both looked pretty. Midge had never seen Hyde drunk. And she was shocked at how affectionate he was, while he was in this state. She however when drunk, revealed too much information about things.

"You know what Midge, I love you. I can't believe that dumb ass, piss . . . oh I mean Chris was so mean to you." They were sitting at a table, and Hyde had his arm abound her; while lovingly gazing into her drunken blue eyes.

"Oh Steven that's so sweet, I love you too. And I'd never do what Jackass... oh I mean Jackie did. Who'd want to do it with Kelso anyway? Did you know that the summer Donna and Kelso were in California. One day I walked in on them having sex with Annette; that girl Kelso was dating," She looked into his eyes; he still had his sunglasses on. "Steven what color are your eyes?"

Hyde was too shocked by the news, about Donna and Kelso to talk. So he took off his sunglasses, and showed her. She gazed into his sparkling blue eyes. As this happened Hyde thought about her and himself. They had both been hurt in the past, by people they loved; Her ex-boyfriend physically hurt her, and though he'd never admit it openly; Jackie emotionally hurt him.

Suddenly Hyde felt himself leaning in, as his lips touched Midge's. The kiss continued for a long time, as Midge wrapped her arms around Hyde's neck. He wrapped his arms around her waist, and pulled her closer to him. Minutes later they broke the kiss, but stayed ware they were.

"Oh Steven that was good." She said before taking a sip of her beer.

"Is what you said true, about Donna and Kelso?" He said.

"Yes." She finished her beer then asked, "About what Jackie asked you, did you want to get married?"

"Yes, and I still do; but not to Jackie." Hyde thought for a minute, and then smiled at the older woman before him. "I think we should get a room, but before we do that; we should do one more thing."

"Steven Hyde, if you're asking me what I think you're asking me; then the answer's yes." Midge said falling into his lap, and kissing him. They got up and walked out of the bar.

The next morning Hyde awoke with a violent hangover, but he still got up and got dressed; he wanted to start diving home. He heard the water running, and knew Midge was already up. By the time he was ready to go, so was she; they both headed out the door. When they got down stairs, they stopped for breakfast at a little caf', in the hotel.

"Steven, what did we do last night?" Midge asked drinking some of her coffee.

"I think we got drunk, and that's all I remember," Hyde said.

At that moment a woman walked up to their table. "Oh I remember you two," she squeaked in a seemly high-pitched voice, irritating both of them. "Congratulations."

"For what?" They asked in unison.

The woman eyed them strangely and smiled, "Oh you don't remember. Well let me intrudes I, I'm Gertrude I own the wedding chapel, in the hotel. You two left in such a hurry last night, that I didn't get a chance to give you the rest of the stuff you got."

Both Hyde and Midge looked at her, as if she had grown a third eye. She was holding a white and pink paper bag; the handles were tied together with a pink and white ribbon.

"Well I'll just leave the bag here," she said setting the bag on the table, and then walking off.

They sat in silence for sometime, staring at the bag, as if something would jump out and bite them. Hyde slowly grabbed the bag and pulled it over to him, peering into it; he then looked back up at Midge.

"What is it Steven?" She asked.

Hyde didn't answer he just started pulling things out of the bag. The first thing was a box of Trogon condoms, a bottle of White Shoulders perfume, and a bottle of Old Spice cologne. He also pulled out a $50. Gift certificate for the caf' they were sitting in that very moment, handing it to Midge he finished taking things out. He pulled out two black square velvet boxes, and a large peace of paper, and set them on the table. Midge picked up the paper, and read it. When Hyde looked up at her he thought she was going to have a heart attack, so he took the paper from her. Read it himself.

As Hyde read the paper, he thought he was going to have a stroke. He put the paper down, and they each grabbed a black box; that sat on the table. After opening the boxes and looking at what was inside, they closed them and looked at each other, in shock and disbelief.

"WE GOT MARRIED," they shouted in unison.