Hi, what's up? This is Neogami again with another of her hilarious fics! I don't have much to say so...

Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda or any of it's characters. I only own Nicole, Who likes pie.

If I did own Zelda, I don't really know what I'd make the next game about...maybe about pie.

Nicole: On with the fic!

Chapter one: Meeting Nicole

It was a beautiful day in Hyrule. The sun was shining, there was a gentle breeze, and best of all, that stupid owl wasn't around!

Link was riding Epona through the fields. "Ahhhh...what a great day!" Link said, "Woah, girl." he said gently to Epona. She stopped and let him get off. He walked over to some flowers and noticed that there was something in there, walkng around. He kicked it and a girl with chestnut brown hair with natural blonde hilights that was up in a sloppily made bun, tanned skin, and emerald green eyes. "I don' wan' any cookies!" she said sleepily. She looked up at Link and stood up. She was about his height, a few centemeters shorter. "Hi, my names Nicole! What's yours?" she said holding out her hand for him to shake. She was wearing a purple tank-top and an extremely short, red skirt along with a silver chain around her neck. "I'm Link," he said shaking her hand, "What are you doing out here?" "Sleeping. Why do you ask?" she replied giving him a wierd look. "You were sleeping! It's dangerous out here! Why didn't you go to your house and sleep?" he said. "I don't have a house. My parents left me out here when I was five years old. I live off the land and sleep out here, too." Nicole said as if that was normal. Link just stared at her in awe. "What about those skeletons that pop out of the ground and try to kill you?" Link asked, puzzled. "Act dead they'll think one of them already got to you. I figured that out the heard way..." she pulled her shirt up and showed him a scar that was diagonally from 1 inch above her belly button, down. "How old are you?" he asked her, surprised she had survived this long. "Not sure...but since I'm a few inches smaller than you, I should be at least one or two years younger than you." she said loking into his eyes. 'Wow...what lovely eyes!' she thought wth a grin on her face. Link picked up Nicole and put her on Epona. "Hey, what are you doing?" she said as he sat behind her and rode Epona towards the town. "Taking you back to town with me." "Why?" "Because it's dangerous out here." "No it's not." "Yes, it is." "How so?" "Look at your belly." "That's just a scratch." "then why is it still there?" "..." "Ha." They finally arrived to the town. As Link help Nicole off of Epona her skirt flew up and link seen little blue frog panties. Both of them were blushing emberrassed at what had happened.

"So, where's your house?" She said excitedly. "Well...you see...I kinda live with princess Zelda..." he said blushing a little.

"A princess, huh? You gonna marry her or something?" Nicole said lookng into hs eyes. 'Wow...those are some pretty eyes!' she thought, grinning and blushing a little. '...Those eyes...they're so beautiful ...' Link thought and blushed, too. They were both standing there, looking into each others' eyes, kinda in a transe. A magical transe. Link snapped out of the transe first. "Oh! um, no I'm not going to marry her. After I saved Hyrule from Gannon, I didn't have a place to live, so Zelda is letting me stay with her until I can find a house to live in." Link said.

"That was nice of her! She must be a really cool princess." Nicole said, kinda dissapointed that such a cool guy didn't have his own house. They finally got to the castle and Zelda rushing came out of the castle towards Link. She ran at him and hugged him tightly, let go, and put her hands on her hips. "Where have you been?" She asked sternly, "You've been gone four hours!" Nicole giggled softly. "Oh, I see...you went out on a date and brought her home with you!" Said Zelda looking from Nicole to Link. "No, Zelda, I went riding on Epona and found her lying in the grass sleeping. It's dangerous out there so...I thought maybe she could stay here?" Said Link as he fell on his knees with his best puppy eyes and innocent smile on his face. Zelda shook her head in dissapointment. "You expect me to belive that crap?" Link hopped up from the ground. "It's not crap, it's the truth!" He said, pissed-off.

"Why should I belive that after you went off for four frickin' hours and came back with some girl!" "because I saved Hyrule and you all owe me BIGTIME!" There was silence for a few moments, until it was broken by soft giggling. Both Link and Zelda turned at a giggling Nicole. "What's so funny!" they both said in unison. "Hee hee...you guys...seem like...a married couple! Hee hee!" Nicole was by that time laughing her ass off. Link and Zelda blushed a light pink color. "Well...she does seem nice...she can stay her until you get a house. Then she can go live with you, Link. Not that I care if you..." the rest of what Zelda said was mumbles but Link and Nicole heard the important part. "I get to stay?" Nicole said surprised. "Yep!" Link said, grinning cheerfully. Nicole ran up to Link and gave him a big hug. "Thanks.." "No problem." Empa walked over to Nicole. "Shall I show you around the castle?" She asked Nicole, who was staring at her in awe. "Nah, I think I'll do that, Empa." "Okay." Link took Nicole's hand and led her in. "Where should we start?" "I dunno." "Neither do I." "Neither do I!" "how about...that room?" "okay!"

Well, that was my first chapter! I hope you liked it, 'cause I spent a long time on this, like...an hour and a half JUST KIDDING! But my neck hurts from looking down at the keyboard so it must've taken me quite a while...Please review!

Nicole: I like pie...

Neogami: You may have pie later.

Nicole: okay...