Hi-zorz! This is Neogami with the 3rd chapter! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, school neve gives me any time! ;.;

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Zelda games. If I did...I would change the name 'Hyrule' to 'Pierule'. -smile-

Nicole: Awesome! I can't wait to find out what dress I'm wearing...

Genie: Heehee...maybe it'll be something with pie on it!

Nicole: O.O Awesome...

Neogami: -.-;; Oy vey...On with the fic!

Chapter 3: Doesn't anyone knock anymore?

An half an hour later, Nicole and Genie had found the perfect dress. It was a satin, lavender colored dress that went down to just above her knees and had light lavender see-through sleeves. It had dark purple matching high-heeled sandals. Genie and Nicole collapsed on the floor out of exaustion.
"W-wow...now that was alot of dresses..." Nicole said, exausted.
"Yeah..." said Genie. They sat there for a few minutes in silence. Genie spotted the clock and said, "Nicole, you should go get a shower, the party's gonna start in an hour and a half...""..You're right!" Nicole exclaimed, hopping up. Nicole hobbled a few steps, then turned to the red-haired maid sitting on the floor and said, "Uhhhh...where's the shower at..?" Genie giggled and stood up, shaking a little."Here, I'll show you to it.." Genie said. They walked up a few flights of stairs and down to the end of a corridor and to a door with a little bronze girl in a bathtub on it. Nicole opened her mouth to speak but Genie beat her to it."There's already towels and shampoo in there." Genie said, smiling. Nicole smiled back and thanked her. Then, she opened the door and was met with warm fog and a shriek. She caught a brief glimpse of Link, before he tore a towel from the shelf and wrapped it around himself, his face a light shade of red.
"I-I'm so sorry!" Nicole giggled and she ran out of the bathroom, blushing a deep red. Genie, too, was blushing and giggling. She said to Nicole,
"You kinda left the door open so I...um..." She blushed even more. Nicole beamed and whispered,
"Did you see anything, 'cause I sure did!" Genie's eyes widened and she dropped to her knees from laughter, nodding her head 'yes'.
Nicole spotted Zelda behind Genie, giggling and blushing also.
"A few cameras, get rid of all the fog in there, and we might make millions." She giggled. Nicole smiled at her and she smiled back. They all rolled around on the floor laughing, a few of the other maids trying to pull them up and commenting about how 'improper it was for ladies to roll on the floor laughing so loud'. 10 minutes later, when they had laughed until all that was left was a few soft giggles, Link emerged from the bathroom, blushing a crimson color with his head held low.
"Er...um...you guys didn't...y'know...see anything...did...you..?" he asked them softly. The three girls exchanged glances and burst into more laughter. Link held up his head, blushed an even deeper crimson, and walked akwardly down the corridor, away from them.
"N-Nicole--heehee-don't you need to--gahaha! To get your sh-show--haha! Shower..?" Genie managed to say through her laughter. Nicole suddenly became all business.
"That's right! I need to get ready for the party!" She stood up and marched into the bathroom. Leaving the other two girls sturggling to get up from laughter.

'I can't believe they saw...duh, Link, why else would they be laughing!' Link thought as he trodded down the corridor. He walked into his room and lied down on his bed. He sighed. 'Eh...who cares? They're probably impressed, hehe..' There was a knock on the door and he called out "It's open!". In came Zelda, blushing lightly. Link sat up on his bed.
"Don't worry, Link, we won't tell anyone." She said smiling. Link gave her a puzzled look and said,
"Tell anyone what? Half the castle probably saw me!" She laughed.
"Well, we won't tell the other half, 'kay?" She said as she sat down on his bed and placed a light kiss on his cheek. Link blushed some more and smiled at her.
"Thanks." he said. She smiled back and got up. She was at the doorway when she said,
"Say, Link, do you think next time that happens we could sell the tapes we made of it?" Link laughed and said,
"Only if I get fifty percent of the money!" Zelda smiled and said,
"You got yourself a deal!" Then she skipped out into the corridor, feeling happier than she had felt in a while.
'Well, I got that out of my system, what can I do for the next hour?' Zelda thought as she walked down the hall. She put her ear to the bathroom door to see(or hear) if Nicole was still in the shower. She wasn't. 'Nicole's out of the shower! Cool.' Zelda skipped back down the hall to Nicole's room.
"Hello, Nicole!" Zelda said cheerfully as she threw open the door.
"EEK!" Nicole shrieked as she covered herself with the clothing she was going to put on before Zelda barged in. Zelda quickly slammed the door shut and fell on the floor. 'Ew, eww, EWWW!' she thought as she sat on the floor, blushing. Link came running out of his room with his sword.
"What happened? I hear a scream!" he exclaimed as he looked at Zelda, "...You okay, Zelda?"
"I-I w-walked in on Nicole when she was i-in the middle of...changing...AHH! GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MYYYYYYY MIIIIINNNNND!" Zelda screeched. Link blushed and said,
"Y'know, maybe we could've made even more money with a video of that." Zelda glared at him and became silent.
"I'll go get dressed!" she roared at Link and stormed to her room. 'Grr...stupid Link...'we could've made more money with that video' PSSH! Whatever...' She finally reached her room and slammed the door. She was in her underwear when the door flew open and in came Link and Nicole happily saying,
"Hello, Zelda!" Zelda stood there for a few seconds and screeched like someone was stabbing her to death. Link and Nicole screamed along with her and ran out...leaving the door open, of course.
"ARGHHH! Can't they close a frickin' door!" Zelda growled to herself as she stomped over to the door and slammed it shut. She finished slipping on her dark-blue silk dress and stomped out into the hallway.

Nicole was skipping through the hallway when she ran into Zelda and toppled over on top of her. Nicole jumped up and said,
"Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry! About that and what happened earlier..." Nicole and Zelda blushed as Nicole helped Zelda up. Zelda opened her mouth to speak but then they heard moaning coming from the broom closet they were in front of.
"Uhh..." was what Zelda and Nicole said in unison as they glanced at each other and to the door. Hesitantly, Nicole put her hand on the doorknob and opened the door. There, inside the broom closet, was Genie and a raven haired maid with their lips locked, tongues rolling, and hands, well...wandering. As soon as the door opened Genie's golden eyes opened and jerked her lips from the raven haired maid's.
"Er...um...Hello, Nicole, princess...This...this is...um..." Genie mumbled, her head held low as she pulled herself from the other maid's embrace. His silver eyes darted from Zelda to Nicole.
"You're that guy we hired a few weeks ago...Eric, was it?" Zelda said, looking at Eric. He and Genie blushed and he said,
"Yeah, I'm sorry for such...improper behavior, princess. This was my doing. It won't happen again.." Genie's head sunk lower and Zelda looked from her to Eric.
"It can happen again...just don't...do it in a broom closet! Get a room at least! And," She said looking at the now beaming golden eyed maid and smiling back said, "Try not to knock her up, okay?" Eric grinned and said,
"Will do, princess." Genie looked at Zelda and said,
"Urm...do we have to stop now, or can we finish?"
"You can go ahead and finish." Zelda said. Eric smiled and took Genie in his embrace again and they continued to lock lips, roll tongues, and wander hands. Nicole reached for the doorknob and closed it shut. As they were walking away, they heard more soft moans.

It was now 10 minutes until the party. Nicole met up with Zelda in the hallway and they chatted until they reached the front door where they met up with Link...in a tux(Zelda would not let Link go in his green outfit. X3). They walked out the door where they were met with a coach. Empa driving it, of course. Link mounted Epona, while Nicole and Zelda climbed onto the coach and they all rode out to go to the party.

Hey, guys!Sorry I haven't updated in a while! I've just been so busy with school that I can't get a break! But luck is on my side because I have spring/easter break! Woohoo!

I'd just like to give a special 'Thank you' to my friend El Manana Chica(Cassie) for being the best friend ever, and helping me out when I wanted to quit writing! Thanks a million, buddy!

Applause

Nicole: Woohoo! Go Cassie! Go Cassie!

Genie: Miss Cassie, we in hyrule would like to present you with the golden pie award! -Takes out golden pie-

Nicole: O.O GIMMIE.

Zelda: Hey, no, Nicole! I paid good money for that! You'd better not ruin it!

Nicole: -Lunges at Golden pie-

Zelda: -beats Nicole over the head with a fish- HYAHA!

Eric: ...Good gracious! This is dangerous! -grabs Genie and takes her into broom closet-

Neogami: -Grabs golden pie award from closet(where there is moaning coming from O.o) and hands it to Cassie- Aheh...you deserve it, buddy! I'll update as soon as I can!