The Extraordinary Men of Shin-Ra
Written By Hunter-0017
Warning: Contains Dark Humor, Zack being Zack, Adult Language and Content
It was about 23:07: The room contained only three beds, and two alarm clocks, one was digital, and the other was a secondhand. The walls were made of a sturdy metal, bare from boyish posters, hand-drawn pictures and other sort of things that a young man or men would have hung or taped onto it. A long red and black rug lay across the floor in front of the door, and three pairs of black shoes sat atop it. On two of the beds, Cloud sat alone and Reno and Rude sat on the third, with the second bed as the only thing between them. And it wasn't a very good idea to have them all listed in the same room at all. Cloud was glaring at the two, and Reno and Rude were doing the same to him.
Finally, Cloud said something stupid.
"What the hell are you lookin' at!" Rude quirked an eyebrow, and Reno gritted his teeth. "Aw...Did I strike a nerve! Wanna fight!" Reno jumped up from the bed and balled his fist up at the blonde
"You little fu--" Rude pulled his friend back down and cleared his throat.
"..." Cloud just stared at the two as Reno retorted,
"Hmph! Whatever! You're just lucky, you know that punk? You start shit like you do again and I'll whip your ass with that nasty looking hair of yours!"
"My hair's nasty! When's the last time you combed yours out!" Reno laughed proudly at the comment, and Rude seemed to want to smile, but didn't.
"Oh, yeah? When's the last time you even washed your hair! Before the war? Got so stiff from you letting all those flakes sticking that it made a statue, huh!" That did it. Cloud, now ready to fight again, leaped onto the second bed and lunged straight for the two others and took them both down with a couple of clotheslines to the neck. But Rude was able catch Cloud's mangy belt and throw him into the side wall just as he was about to land on the floor. Cloud was on the ground, his body was upside-down and his head was pin to the side from how he landed. Reno turned on his stomache on the bed and rushed to catch the blonde, but Cloud shifted his legs and managed to kick Reno in the face and knock him over the two beds and onto his. Now it was Rude's turn. Cloud was in a squated position and the larger man grabbed his surprisingly cool and soft hair and slammed his face into the wall hard-- So hard, in fact that it left a strong imprint! ( Remember, the walls are METAL ) Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to knock out the man, and Cloud ended up reflexing back and slamming his own head back into Rude's. All three were laying flat on their backs...
Then Cloud started to laugh...
Then Reno...
And finally Rude...
All three of them were laughing together...as friends...and jerks...