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It was thanksgiving day. Gowzie was sleeping, when he got a call. HE woke up, went to the phone and picked it up. He listened. "Hello, I see you have destroyed my robit." Gowzie went over to draw on some paper, he drew a question mark and put it over his head while talking. "Uh, who is it?" After putting the piece of paper down, the man revealed himself. "Wart Verns Jr." Then Gowzie droped down, laughing at his middle name.After finishing laughing, an hour later, he picked the phone back up and said, "Oh, asking for a rematch? I could send you to Askabar and back." Wart said into the phone, "Believe it or not, we never fought. the real me could lift things 10X my size,my toungecan pick up 1000pnds in weight, and you are, oh say, 500 pounds. No, what you fought was a cheap robot imitator. I did not expect that metal head to be able to beat you. I could send you all the way to Zarinarba and back. and trust me, that is much farther than Askabar, the city of questions." Then Gowzie had to set up a challange, "You're on, New years eve, we fight. At the jail." Wart was like, "Fine, but I must warn you what you just faced is only an 8th of my power. I won't be a pushover. Okay, New Years Eve, at, oh say, 10 of the clock, AM?" Gowzie told him, "Yeah, whatever, see ya." And then he hung up.
He went outside to the wishing well to go to the Feast. He saw by the wishing well, people getting attacked by a Smart looking Turkey. The turkey was riding some sort of flying contraption and was yelling stuff like, "Take this." and "That'll teach ya." Then after the turkey was done with his assalt, he went into a cave. Gowzie just got down to the wishing well. Everyone was screaming. Mitzi Ran up to him and said, "Please, help us. Go up there and teach that bird a lesson. And if possible, catch him and give him to me." Gowzie could not refuse this. He climbed up the side of the cliff and went into the cave.
He Was in some sort of labritory. He saw a Turkey pushing levers on a machine. Gowzie went up to him and talked to him. "Why are you doing this?" The turkey replied, "I just do not wanna get eaten. If you were me, you would understand. I am sorry for doing this, it is for life. I would not do this if I was not going to be eaten. Go down there, and give them this fake turkey. Please." Gowzie felt Noble, so he went down, and handed Mitzi the turkey. But Mitzi was not convinced. "Gowzie, you did not catch him, did you?" Gowzie lied, "Yes, I caught him." Mitzi still wasn't convinced, but she just said, "Well, as long as it's turkey." She went home, baked it quickly and set it on the big plate, everyone ate. But everyone barfed after they ate it. When thier stomachs have cleared. They had an anual Thanksgiving day Gamefest.
They started with a math Compotition. Everyone tried there hand at it, But only Cobb was really good at it. Then they had a swimming compotition. Even Opal tried it out, and she did better Than Gowzie thought she would, But Octavion Won the thing. Then they had a Weight lifting compotition. They Kept playing untill one person was standing. Theyalso ad a wheight every hour.6 People Tried. Lobo, Murphy, Opal, Octavion, Gowzie (What a surprise. (Sarcasm) and the Mystery opponent known as Wart Jr. Everyone lifted with there hands except for Wart jr. who was confident enough to use his toung. One hour passed and Murphy was disqualified for cheating. Then they found out Lobo was cheating too.Few more hours past and then Octavion droped it. After one more hour, Opal Droped it. After Hour on Hour, it was begining to become a slugfest. Gowzie and Wart Jr. were each holding 15 weights. A whole Week passed and both were still standing. Niether wanted to let go of that Strongest Man Trophy. A second passed and...
...they both dropped the weights at the same time. Then the judges thought about how to judge this. They decided to save this for later, the games were already running late. So they moved on to the next chalange, Camping Triathalon. Lobo Signed up, but was told he could be disqualified for using his powers. So First up in the whole thing was the tent making. Everyone tried there best, but Lobo's ex Sidekick, Chief wiested the program. Then was the campfire compotition. But it was the same thing.Chief made the campfire first.Finally, it was the hike. This was a test to see who could climb the mountain first. You got only a little equipment. Grapleing hook, Roop, Spikes, Picks, But no Grip shoes, making it hard. And This one was especially won by Chief, Chief was then declaired the best camper. Then the Deciding who was the strongest man Compotition. It was a tug of war. Again, Wart Jr. was using his toung. They were both Tugging hard, but Gowzie was tugging harder, but guess what, After he thought he was winning, Wart jr. was pulling him past the line, But Gowzie let go and Wart jr. fell down... But that did not fly with the judges. They still considered Wart jr. the winner. I guess Wart jr. Wasn't only strong, but had a Brain as big as Steven Hawkings. He knows when to pull weak and when to pull hard. Then the Compotition was over. Gowzie went home and thought about the upcoming New Year Brawl.
"Yikes, he is tougher than he looks, maybe I gotta... ummm... now he is making me look stupid too. If I gotta beat him, I gotta... come to think of it, I don't care. If I lose, and this is a legitamate chance this time, I will lose with dignity and... get striped of my champion of the world title, I can't have that. I really gotta...wait, is it important? I mean, what if the guy destroys the town. I really gotta... Wait, he said he was a chalanger, so how can that be true. But still, I gotta... I am going to say it this time, train. And maybe bulk up... wait, the last time I bulked up, I nearly died. (never trust a human, unless you really know him well.) So maybe I should cut bulk up off the list. So... I do not know what i am saying, but I do not care who wins. I just do not want to be humiliated, and I don't wanna be dumb, why do you think I read?(You haven't read in the whole series.) Just be quiet before I quit this job, this script stinks. Now as I was saying, I don't care who wins, I just wanna live through the stripping party, and by that I mean, Stripping me of my champion of the world medal and giving it to him. It has been a whole week without Sleep, So just..." He fell asleep before he could finish, let's just leave there.
And that ends Chapter Four. Now, If you wanna tell me how bad I am at fanfiction, E-mail me at Engennero at I stinkat Fan Fic dot Com.Of coarse, you should not try this because I made that up. Oh and, Happy Late ThanksGiving.