A/N: I'm sorry I haven't explained who that girl that was looking up at Harry's window that night in the first chapter, I'm getting to it, it's just taking me a while. I think it will be this chapter that I do that. (She's the girl from the story description) I have, however, done a lot of explaining about certain things and I think that this story is threatening to be a long one. That's fine with me. I don't own any characters in the Rowling universe. I do own a growing pile of clothes and this computer. Anyway, don't you just love how Neville's Gram was finally proud of him? I thought he needed that.

On with the show!

Harry climbed the stairs wearily to his room. This had been a long day what with Ron attacking him and the penseive and all. Harry stopped. The penseive! He'd forgotten! With a sudden burst of energy he practically flew up the stairs and yelled the password to get in to the Gryffindor common room. (A/N:Do you ever notice how they never actually do fly? I mean, I'd fly instead of climbing stairs any time! I do mean without a broom, too) "Lacewing!" The Fat Lady was annoyed and told him to stop yelling at her or he'd never get into the common room again. "Yes, okay! I'm sorry!"

The door swung open slowly to reveal the room full of jewel colored furnishings. Harry babrely noticed them, he was so intent on getting to his room. Running up the stairs to the familiar door, he burst inside to find Neville bouncing up and down on the bed, waiting on him.

"C'mon, mate! Let's get started!" Neville cried. "Do you want to see these memories or not?"

Harry went to his trunk and pulled out the penseive from the middle of his clothes. "Neville, I was kind of wanting to go in on my own the first time. After that I'll let you go, but I just want to go first, okay?" Neville nodded, this was obvious to him, it seemed. "Alright, Give me half an hour, okay? Then we'll switch."

He set the cup down on the table and put his wand in.

"Black! How can you be so asinine? I don't know what's wrong with you, but I sure as hell hope that whatever screw fell loose in that head of yours, you get it put back soon!" A girl with honey-brown hair said, storming towards Sirius. Harry looked around, they were in the Great Hall. It must have been the middle of the night, because there were only five people there, the Marauders and this girl.

"Aw, c'mon Lynne! It was only a bit of fun! I didn't hear him protesting, did you guys?" Sirius said, his signature smirk on his face and a hint of fear in his eye.

James laughed at this, making Harry's heart skip a beat. "No, I didn't hear him utter a word. I don't think he minded being put up on the statue of Merlin outside! You had to come along and ruin the fun for everyone. Why'd you do that?" She swung at him and he easily dodged it.

Her eyes were just about to bore him into the ground when a pained moan came from the corner. A lump Harry hadn't seen before started moving. "Do you see what you did? You two could have KILLED him! Severus is lucky I came along! Why do you have to do this?" She ran over to him and helped him up. "Are you okay? Do you need anything?"

He looked at her for a minute then said "I'm fine. Just need a glass of water and a few extra hours sleep." She helped him to the door.

Turning around she glared at Sirius, "I hope it was worth it, you prick. I hope it was worth loosing my respect." She then helped Severus down the hall, murmuring about Madam Pomfrey.

James put a hand on his brother's shoulder. "Tough luck, eh Padfoot? I liked her, I thought she had the marauder spirit." He shook his head and laughed. "I do have to say, as your best friend that is, that I have never seen you so utterly afraid of a girl in my life. I think someone has a little crush on Lynne Quenten." He smiled as big as he could. Harry had to agree. Sirius had never been afraid of any woman, not even Molly.

Suddenly the scene changed. Now they were outside near the lake. He could see James and Sirius sneaking up on Lynne talking to Lily and a few other girls. Harry marveled at how quiet they were.

"I mean, why do they have to be like that? Severus is a prefect, he has to roam the halls some nights. You know, he's actually kind of nice, once you get him to talk." Lynne was playing with her hands in her lap. She was still upset about the night before and felt bad for Snape, Harry could tell.

Lily looked at her incredulously. "Do you like Snape?"

Lynne looked at her like she had just asked if she enjoyed having homework. "Yes, Lily, I thought I just said that. I did just say that, didn't I?"

Lily rolled her eyes. "I mean, do you have feelings for him, you prat! I can't say that I would understand those feelings, I think he's a complete jerk. I will, however put my personal feelings aside if that's how you feel. You are my best friend. "

Harry could see the look of panic on the faces of the marauders. "She likes him?!" James mouthed. "She LIKES... HIM?!" He looked like he wanted to laugh.

Lynne looked up. "No, I don't mean like that, I do think he's a nice person, though. I don't see why the boys have to be so mean. I mean, if Sirius would just stop doing such inane stuff to his 'archenemy' then he wouldn't be such a bad guy."

A girl with jet black hair snapped her head at Lynne. "Oh my God! You like Sirius! You like my cousin!" She looked faintly familiar to Harry, but he couldn't place where.

Sirius was now hiding behind a boulder behind Lily and James was behind the trunk of a gigantic tree next to that. Sirius grinned maniacally at James and did a silent little happy dance of wiggling his butt and waving his hands in the air.

Lynne looked amused. "Yes, Andi. I want to throw him on the floor and ravage him to the point he can no longer stand up." Harry moved closer to his dad and Sirius. "Then I'm going to tie him to his bed, cover him in melted chocolate and lick it all off. Oo baby, oo baby." She was being sarcastic, Harry noted. Sirius groaned lightly next to him. "If only" he whispered.

Alice Longbottom piped up, "I'll bet just about every girl in this school would like to do that and more. All except Lily of course." Lily nodded.

"Yes, I think I've got the best Marauder, he's cute and funny and not as cocky as Sirius. I almost went for Remus, but you know how those guys are. Nothing would have ever become of it, James was eyeing me too strong."

James eyes were about the size of tennis balls. He had gone completely pale and gulped almost audibly. Sirius stifled a laugh and patted him on the back. James shook his head and Harry had to chuckle. They really were a lot alike, Sirius had always told him, now he got to see it for himself. He would have done the same thing.

Hermione jolted him out of it. "How did it go?" She looked anxious for the details. Harry told her everything and then noticed they were alone. "Where did everyone else go?" Neville, he found out, had gone to find Ron and talk to him and Ginny about his broom. Harry sighed and laid down on his bed.

"Harry?" Hermione broke the silence. "Who is Lynne? Was she his girlfriend?" She looked pretty curious.

Harry thought of the chocolate incident. "No, she doesn't seem to like him very much. She was friends with Snape, though."

Hermione's mouth fell open. "Snape? As in the teacher who hates you and me? The only person who I could honestly say has all the personality of a bowling ball on a golf course? Wow, she must have been a Slytherin."

Harry thought about this for a minute. "No, I don't think so. You've seen how Sirius was about that house, he and my dad didn't do anything to Lynne."

"Huh. Well, to be friends with Snape, she would have to be a very patient and understanding person, then." She turned and went out the door to her own dorm, mumbling good night.

A/N: Okay, this chapter took me a long time to load, but it's not my fault. My computer has gone off the deep end. I'm serious, t won't even let me load norton right now. I think it's time to send it to St. Mungos. Incidently, do they work on computers? I hope so, cause if I try one more thing to fix it that doesn't work, I'M gonna end up there.

Oh, be forewarned that I'm up-ing the rating on this. I want a little more room to play with. Reading your own and everyone else's fics on here, I got to thinking I can't have Sirius being a little prude, now can I? That and the chocolate licking is a big clincher. It's only going up to PG13 for now, but who knows what the future will tell?

I enjoyed that part about the chocolate, I put it in there especialy for Meg (a.k.a. Moony). My best friend's sister.

So stay tuned to the adventures of HARRY IN SPACE!!! Wait, no. That's not right at all. Uh, Harry Needs a Kumquat? ST! Now I've forgotten. Oh! I know! Harry and his Lobster! No, not that either. Aw, screw it.