this is writen by me and my friend Claire,

Disclaimer: We do not own Kingdom Heart...

Claire: but we must plot some kind of evil scheme against Nomura so we CAN own them!

Ally: although I do believe that we should own Kingdom Hearts!

Sora: YOU WILL NEVER OWN ME!

Ally: I've always owned you! I eat little babies!

Claire: WTF ALLY! Stop scaring all of the readers! They'll never want to read another Fanfiction of your again! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We'll b nothing withought reviews!

Kairi: No one reads this crap anyways...

Ally: '

Claire: Yeah... we will get to the completely random story now so u won't get bored with our idiotic sidenotes!

Setting: Our favorite people from Kingdom Hearts are all enjoying a nice, sunny day at the beach!

"Wow, its such a nice sunny day at the beach!" Sora said, sounding like a 3 year old.

Kairi and Riku emerge from their make-out session. Kairi wipes her lips and says,

"Eh, yeah so Riku, that will be 50 bucks."

"What! I thought that was a freebie!" Riku said looking outraged.

Kairi just winked and turned to Sora and began making out with him. He surfaced and stuck her hand out in his face.

" Sixty bucks please. Because your such an eyesore." said Kairi.

"Riku, what's an eyesore?" Sora asked stupidly, looking befuddled.

"Well," Riku said, "It is when your face is so ugly, it hurts your eyes just to look at you. You are a good example of the word,'eyesore'"

"So thats a compliment?" Sora asked beffudedly.

Kairi and Riku slapped Sora at the same time, making it a ten star slap. Random guy walks into them.

" Hey want a hotdog?" the very hot, shirtless, muscled, sexy, shoeless, blonde haired, green eyed, random guy asked randomly.

Kairi stared at him like she wanted to rip off his pants.

"Hey. You. Me. Bathroom. Five minutes." Kairi said suggestively.

"Oooh yeah! How long will 40 bucks get me?" he asked.

" About..."Kairi thought, " 6 and a half minutes.

"Heh. Just enough." The random, very hot, shirtless, shoeless, muscled, sexy, blonde haired, green eyed man said, as he made his way towards the bathroom.

Two minutes later Kairi said, "Later," winked and walked over to the bathrooms.

"USE PROTECTION!" Sora reminded her. Kairi laughed evilly at his pitiful joke and said,

" I never do."

Sora and Riku looked agast at her horid sluttiness. Riku then pulled out his pipe and began smoking.

"Geez, Kairi sure has changed since we were fourteen..." Sora said, glancing at the dazed Riku.

"No...she was always a slut. I slept with her about 23 times in your room, while you were doing your homework and studying for tests and unimportant things like that in the living room." said Riku casually as his eyes started to glaze, reddening in the corners.

"How come she never slept with me?" Sora said, sounding on the verge of tears.

Kairi randomly walks in wearing a short, black leather mini-skirt, a purple extra low cut halter top, with her hair dyed bleached blonde, holding a microphone.

Kairi randomly burst out into song singing, "You think you know me. Word on Destiny Islands is that you do. You are my history. When I slept with you it wasnt true! You knocked me up one-thousand times, while Sora was asleeep! Nobody-"

"Kairi! Shut the hell up!" yelled Riku, "I'm trying to smoke here."

"Hey!" yelled the random, sexy, blonde guy, taking out a large knife. "That wasn't worth 40 bucks!"

Kairi burst into tears, and clumps of mascara ran down her cheeks.

"It's okay, Kairi. Don't cry. I'll handle this," said Sora while taking out his Keyblade.

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

to be continued...if we feel like it...