Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Crash characters; I kinda own the story
though.
Ages listed below,
Crash: 0
Tawna: 1
Cortex: 19
N. Gin: 21
It was a hot and sunny day, a marsupial was giving birth to a baby boy. All the animals in the Australia jungle came to the wonderful event.
"Good day, mate!" said a dingo who was passing by.
"Maybe your new baby, can be friends with my new baby." Said a marsupial that just had a baby also, she named it, Tawna.
"What should we call him?" said the husband of Lillie. (Lady giving birth)
"I think we should name him... OW! Oh, Henry (Husband) I think he's coming! OW!" said Lillie. Lillie had golden-orange fur. Two little pointy ears, and a cute little pink nose. Henry looked just like her, except he was a boy, and his nose was little, but a blackish color.
"POP!" a new baby popped out of Lily's stomach! Lillie fell on the ground and made a 'Crashing' sound. Lily's friend said, "Are you okay, that 'Crash' sounded like it hurt!" as she held out a hand.
"That's it! I'll name him Crash!" Lillie said as she got up from the ground and dusted dirt off her orange fur.
"Ha!" little Crash laughed as all the animals smiled at him.
"You are one lucky animal!" said a koala that was climbing in a tree.
"I know!" Lillie said back to him.
"Wow mate, he's really cute!" said the dingo that came back. Two dragon/snake-like creatures came up to Lillie.
"Hello, my name is Joe, and this is my stupid brother, Moe. Together, we're The Komodo Brothers! We can teach your newborn lots of defensive moves! For free!" said one of the dragon things.
"Well, I guess." Lillie said unsure about her baby working with dragons.
"Good. Sessions will begin in exactly one week from here." Joe said as he and his brother jumped into a lake.
"Hi my name is Tawna." Tawna said as she crawled over to Crash.
"Hi, my name is Clash." Crash said.
"Haha, your funny, your name is Crash not Clash!" Tawna said as she giggled.
"Oh, I knew that!" Crash said as he blushed.
"Ready to see your house?" Henry said as he picked up Crash.
"Ok. Bye Tawna!" Crash said as his dad carried him to his house.
"This is the bathroom, say b-b-bath-r-room." Henry said as he was teaching Crash a lot of new words.
"Henry, he already knows how to talk, we don't want to hurt his brain by giving so much vocabulary, when he isn't even one!" Lillie said to Henry when she walked into the bathroom.
"You're right, better get started on his crib."
"Why don't you bring Crash next-door, so he can play with Tawna?" Lillie suggested as she was closing the door.
"Alright." Henry said.
"Hi, 'Clash'!" Tawna said, making fun a Crash.
"Hi." Crash said as he turned away.
"What's wrong?"
"I can't tell you." Crash said.
"Your parents hate you?!" Tawna said.
"No. Tawna, (Turns toward her) I.. I... I LOVE YOU!" Crash said.
"Crash, I love you too!"
{I know, Crash isn't even one day old, and he loves her. Just pretend he is older that 3 days!}
"Mr. Cortex! Give me that note!" Said one of the teachers at some collage some guy named Cortex went to.
"Ok Mrs. Billaling." Said a kid about half the size of a door in a lab coat as he handed her the note, while everyone giggled.
"Let's see it says, 'I can't wait until we get away from this idiot- N. Gin. Who is the idiot? – Cortex Mrs. Billaling, duh- N. Gin Oh, yea, I'm so stupid- Cortex'." Mrs. Billaling said as her face began to turn red.
"N. Gin I'm going to speak to you after class." Mrs. Billaling said as a bell rang.
"Later, man." Cortex said as he gave a loser sign to Mrs. Billaling when she wasn't looking, and left.
"N. Gin I know your too smart for this class, but no talking bad about me, remember, I have a machine that can erase everything you know and turn it into dust. So don't be rude." Mrs. B. said as she tapped one of her freakishly long nails on his table he shared with Cortex.
"O-o-k [gulp] just don't erase my memory!" N. Gin. (N. Gin haves orange hair, and is about half the size of Cortex! And a lab coat with a lot of buttons that pop off.)
"I wont unless..." She said. "Now, be gone with you!" she added, and N. Gin was out of there faster than you can say, howdy!
"So, how did it go?" Cortex asked N. Gin later that night.
"She warned me about the cardboard machine again! HAHA! What a loon!" N. Gin said to Cortex as he got a 'Buzz-light' beer.
"Tomorrow, I'm going to ask that new kid, Brio, if he wants to be my friend, I hear he is really smart, and I can use him to build a machine, and he will think we are actually friends! HA!" Cortex laughed as N. Gin passed him a beer.
"Sounds like tomorrow is a good day for you!" N. Gin said as he opened his beer.
{Pretty good so far? Well it will get better, trust me; the beginning is usually always boring. PLEASE R&R!}
Ages listed below,
Crash: 0
Tawna: 1
Cortex: 19
N. Gin: 21
It was a hot and sunny day, a marsupial was giving birth to a baby boy. All the animals in the Australia jungle came to the wonderful event.
"Good day, mate!" said a dingo who was passing by.
"Maybe your new baby, can be friends with my new baby." Said a marsupial that just had a baby also, she named it, Tawna.
"What should we call him?" said the husband of Lillie. (Lady giving birth)
"I think we should name him... OW! Oh, Henry (Husband) I think he's coming! OW!" said Lillie. Lillie had golden-orange fur. Two little pointy ears, and a cute little pink nose. Henry looked just like her, except he was a boy, and his nose was little, but a blackish color.
"POP!" a new baby popped out of Lily's stomach! Lillie fell on the ground and made a 'Crashing' sound. Lily's friend said, "Are you okay, that 'Crash' sounded like it hurt!" as she held out a hand.
"That's it! I'll name him Crash!" Lillie said as she got up from the ground and dusted dirt off her orange fur.
"Ha!" little Crash laughed as all the animals smiled at him.
"You are one lucky animal!" said a koala that was climbing in a tree.
"I know!" Lillie said back to him.
"Wow mate, he's really cute!" said the dingo that came back. Two dragon/snake-like creatures came up to Lillie.
"Hello, my name is Joe, and this is my stupid brother, Moe. Together, we're The Komodo Brothers! We can teach your newborn lots of defensive moves! For free!" said one of the dragon things.
"Well, I guess." Lillie said unsure about her baby working with dragons.
"Good. Sessions will begin in exactly one week from here." Joe said as he and his brother jumped into a lake.
"Hi my name is Tawna." Tawna said as she crawled over to Crash.
"Hi, my name is Clash." Crash said.
"Haha, your funny, your name is Crash not Clash!" Tawna said as she giggled.
"Oh, I knew that!" Crash said as he blushed.
"Ready to see your house?" Henry said as he picked up Crash.
"Ok. Bye Tawna!" Crash said as his dad carried him to his house.
"This is the bathroom, say b-b-bath-r-room." Henry said as he was teaching Crash a lot of new words.
"Henry, he already knows how to talk, we don't want to hurt his brain by giving so much vocabulary, when he isn't even one!" Lillie said to Henry when she walked into the bathroom.
"You're right, better get started on his crib."
"Why don't you bring Crash next-door, so he can play with Tawna?" Lillie suggested as she was closing the door.
"Alright." Henry said.
"Hi, 'Clash'!" Tawna said, making fun a Crash.
"Hi." Crash said as he turned away.
"What's wrong?"
"I can't tell you." Crash said.
"Your parents hate you?!" Tawna said.
"No. Tawna, (Turns toward her) I.. I... I LOVE YOU!" Crash said.
"Crash, I love you too!"
{I know, Crash isn't even one day old, and he loves her. Just pretend he is older that 3 days!}
"Mr. Cortex! Give me that note!" Said one of the teachers at some collage some guy named Cortex went to.
"Ok Mrs. Billaling." Said a kid about half the size of a door in a lab coat as he handed her the note, while everyone giggled.
"Let's see it says, 'I can't wait until we get away from this idiot- N. Gin. Who is the idiot? – Cortex Mrs. Billaling, duh- N. Gin Oh, yea, I'm so stupid- Cortex'." Mrs. Billaling said as her face began to turn red.
"N. Gin I'm going to speak to you after class." Mrs. Billaling said as a bell rang.
"Later, man." Cortex said as he gave a loser sign to Mrs. Billaling when she wasn't looking, and left.
"N. Gin I know your too smart for this class, but no talking bad about me, remember, I have a machine that can erase everything you know and turn it into dust. So don't be rude." Mrs. B. said as she tapped one of her freakishly long nails on his table he shared with Cortex.
"O-o-k [gulp] just don't erase my memory!" N. Gin. (N. Gin haves orange hair, and is about half the size of Cortex! And a lab coat with a lot of buttons that pop off.)
"I wont unless..." She said. "Now, be gone with you!" she added, and N. Gin was out of there faster than you can say, howdy!
"So, how did it go?" Cortex asked N. Gin later that night.
"She warned me about the cardboard machine again! HAHA! What a loon!" N. Gin said to Cortex as he got a 'Buzz-light' beer.
"Tomorrow, I'm going to ask that new kid, Brio, if he wants to be my friend, I hear he is really smart, and I can use him to build a machine, and he will think we are actually friends! HA!" Cortex laughed as N. Gin passed him a beer.
"Sounds like tomorrow is a good day for you!" N. Gin said as he opened his beer.
{Pretty good so far? Well it will get better, trust me; the beginning is usually always boring. PLEASE R&R!}