"So they wanna play dirty huh?" Randy said to them. They were all gathered together in John's hotel room.
"We'll give them dirty." Randy continued with gritted teeth.
"No, Randy. Why don't we play with them a bit?" Stacy suggested. A strange spark was in her eyes as she looked at John and Torrie.
"What do you mean?" Torrie asked cautiously.
"Well, they still don't know that we already know their plans thanks to you." Stacy said as a smile appeared on her lips.
"Go on…" John urged her to tell them what she meant.
"I'm thinking maybe it would be sweeter if we play along with them and act like they're winning but in the end…" Stacy said and Randy continued her thoughts.
"And in the end they'll be the laughing stock and they'll never know what hit them because of the humiliation." Randy said.
"You do read my mind." Stacy said and gave randy a kiss.
"That's why we're together." Randy replied and kissed Stacy back.
"Uh, before I end up puking right now, why don't you tell us how we're going to do it." John said as he looked at his two best buds shyly. He's pretty used to the fact that Randy and Stacy are a couple and is now engaged but he still feels a bit uneasy when they do their thing in front of him. Torrie just laughed along with Randy and Stacy when they saw his expression.
"Honestly John!"
"So I'm going to ask for a match against MNM---" Randy started but John interrupted him.
"How are you going to do that man? Long's on their side!" John said.
"Thanks for interrupting John." Randy said and looked at his best bud. "As I was saying, I'm going to ask a match against MNM with a little help from Hunter." Randy said.
"Another match against MNM?" John asked surprised.
"Oh this will not be an ordinary match." Randy said mysteriously.
"The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Tag Team Championship. Introducing first the challengers from Los Angeles, California. MNM!" The ring announcer said over a loud noise of people. Some where chanting 'You suck' while some were cheering for MNM. MNM was looking more tense than usual and Melina was looking like she has eaten something rotten judging by the look of her face.
"I can't believe that these people still have fans cheering for them!" Stacy said incredulously.
"Now making their way to the ring being accompanied by Stacy Keibler, they are the Tag Team Champions John Cena and Randy Orton!"
"Isn't Stacy managing Mark Henry?" Tazz asked Cole.
"Yeah, I think she is obliged to do so." Cole answered.
"Well then, why is she still accompanying John and Randy to the ring?" Tazz asked again.
"Beats me. But I think it's okay because Mark Henry's not on the match. Unless if it's Mark Henry's match then Stacy would have to walk him to the ring." Cole replied.
"Uh! It brings shivers down my spine with the thought of Stacy walking down that ramp with Mark Henry!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Well yeah it brings shiver down my spine too. But wait I've just been informed that this is not an ordinary match!" Cole said which raised Tazz's eyebrows.
"Looks like this is not an ordinary match---" Tazz confirmed but he stopped in the middle of his words when Torrie Wilson's music hit the speakers. She was looking arrogant as she walked down the ramp.
"What's Torrie doing here?" Cole asked.
"I think she's here to give support to John Cena. I hear they've been going out for a while now." Tazz said a matter of factly.
"Oh!" Cole said faintly.
"Back to what I was saying. This is not going to be an ordinary match folks. The tag team champions Randy Orton and John Cena are going to defend their titles against MNM. But one thing is dead serious here. Their career in this business is on the line. Losers leave WWE!" Tazz announced to the crowd.
"They're dead!" Cole said.
"And to make things fair, according to the chairman of the board himself, the rest of the SmackDown roster is banned from ringside!"
"Wow! That's one fair thing that the chairman has done ever since… ever since now!"
Randy and Mercury started the match and they pushed each other around the ring. Melina was eyeing Torrie and Stacy angrily. Randy was finally able to push Mercury down the mat and started kicking his guts. It wasn't like Randy to that kind of move but he was angry. Mercury rolled out of the way to escape Randy's last kick. He rested on the turnbuckle trying to catch his breath.
"Hey Melina, I think your man is getting rusty!" Stacy said to the other diva.
"Yeah, maybe you should leave WWE!" Torrie said.
"Shut up bitch! Or else---"
"Or else what you're gonna tell them about my secret? Sorry Melina but you can't scare me now!" Torrie told her.
"Go on, tell them! I really don't care!" Torrie said and handed Melina a mic but Melina just looked at her angrily and did nothing.
Randy tried to crash Mercury against the turnbuckle but Mercury moved out of the way and Randy'' chest hit the turnbuckle instead.
"Ow! That must have hurt!" Cole commented.
"Yeah!" Tazz agreed.
Mercury then grabbed Randy's arm and irish whipped him to the ropes and tried to give Randy a clothesline as he bounced back from the ropes but Randy got down on the mat to escape it. Mercury dumbly turned around only to be hit by Randy's RKO. Randy quickly covered Mercury for the three count but Mercury kicked out at count number two.
"It's too early to end the match." Tazz commented.
"You think an RKO would bring me down Orton?" Mercury asked arrogantly.
"No, but maybe this will." Randy said and poke a thumb to the eye of Mercury and started giving him chops.
"Ric Flair taught Randy well!" Cole said and laughed.
Mercury backed down and tried to give Randy his own chops. But he just managed to give him one as Randy pushed him down the mat and he fell down. Randy looked at him and posed for greatness.
Mercury looked at him in anger and he quickly went to his corner to tag Nitro in. Randy motioned for Nitro to come forward and fight him. Nitro charged at Randy and hit him with a gore.
"Whoa! That's a first! Nitro using the gore!" Cole exclaimed in surprise. Randy fell down to the mat and clutched his stomach.
"You'll pay for that!" Randy said and charged back at Nitro. Randy was all over Nitro and gave him punches to the head The referee broke the two of them apart. Randy was so angry that he was suicidal.
"Randy, tag me in!" John called to his partner. Randy studied Nitro, he really wanted to beat him to pulp but he decided to tag John in. John fought Nitro with aggression. He was focused to win the match.
"This is for Torrie!" he exclaimed and picked up Nitro for an FU. He was successful in executing his move and he picked him up again. "And this is for messing with us!" John said and dropped him off again.
"Ow! Two FUs in a row!" Tazz said he felt that he could taste Nitro's pain. John dropped down for the cover but Melina grabbed the referee's leg to stop him from counting 1, 2, 3 on Nitro.
"Urgh! You skank!" Torrie exclaimed and pulled Melina off the referee. The referee quickly got down to count but it only reached to two as Nitro was able to kick out. Nitro hit John's head and John was thrown back to his corner. He tagged Randy in and randy and Nitro faced each other. He gave Nitro a back body drop and started punishing him severely. Melina tried to give Nitro moral support by slamming the mat with her fists. Randy followed his move with a missile drop kick and Nitro was down again. he then started giving him strong uppercuts and Nitro was forced to back away.
"No use Melina! You'd only hurt your little hands with that!" Stacy said bitchily and laughed.
Nitro was thrown over the ring and as he was standing up, Randy hit him with a baseball slide. Randy came down from the ring and pulled Nitro back to the ring. When they were at the middle of the ring, Randy put the sleeper hold on Nitro. Nitro's vision was starting to grow faint but Randy let him go when Mercury interfered and hit the back of Randy's head. John got inside the ring to get Mercury. He pulled him outside and started punching him. He irish whipped Mercury to the stairs and it scrambled with a loud bang. But Melina had slipped the WWE Championship belt inside the ring behind the referee's back and Nitro was able to hit Randy again. Stacy couldn't take it anymore as she went to Melina and grabbed a handful of her hair and slammed her head to the announcer's table. John had crashed on one of the steel posts thanks to Mercury. Torrie quickly attended to John. Mercury went inside the ring and with Nitro, they tried to put Randy on the snapshot but John quickly followed inside to stop it. The legal man of the match were Randy and Nitro so the referee ordered John and Mercury to go out of the ring. Randy was starting to gain momentum once again as he started giving shots at Nitro's sternum. But Melina quickly got up at the ring and starting shaking her ass at Randy. Randy looked at Melina and smirked at her. Melina thought Randy was enjoying the distraction but randy just continued giving Nitro shots while Stacy was already behind Melina. She pulled Melina's feet off the mat so she fell down flat on her butt.
"Do that again and you're gonna pay dearly!" Stacy said.
"Make me!" Melina dared.
"Oh really!" Stacy said raising an eyebrow and she pulled Melina's hair and they started a catfight outside the ring. Torrie joined in and so it was Torrie and Stacy against Melina.
Mercury had entered the ring once again trying to double team against Randy but John picked him up for an FU. And from out of nowhere, Randy gave Nitro and RKO. Both Nitro and Mercury were down now.
"I know one thing to make our victory sweet." Randy told John.
"What?" John asked. Randy pushed John outside the ring and tagged him in. Randy smirked and John quickly understood what he meant. Randy put an eye on Mercury in case he interferes again. John went over to Nitro and positioned for the STFU! Not long, Nitro was begging for John to release the hold and tapped out! The referee ordered the bell and announced the winners of the match!
"The team of Randy Orton and John Cena had won the match and they're staying with WWE!"
The crowd started singing, "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Hey, hey, hey. Goodbye!"
Randy, John, Stacy and Torrie raised their hands in victory.
"They'll never mess with us ever again!" Torrie exclaimed. "Bye, bye sweetie!" Torrie called over to Melina.
"Yeah, and say hello to Paris for me." Stacy said and laughed.
MNM exited the ring looking awful. But then suddenly.
"You forgot about one thing! Me!" Mark Henry announced to Stacy's shock. Randy hid Stacy behind his back and looked at Mark Henry seriously. But that's another story...
The End!
a/n: aah! that's the end for this fic! wohoo! i just finished my two fics! please leave a review! and i hope you all liked it.