Ok, so apparently my Legolas bit was liked and enjoyed. I decided to take Aragorn-Adorer's idea and do another commercial along with my thoughts. This one is for Lord Elrond. After Elrond you get to chose from:

Aragorn

Boromir (I know he died, but he could sell something...)

Or Galadriel

Lynn101 – At the time I wrote this (I wrote it after the first one came out!) I didn't know it was a wig, but a friend of mine told me it was after the 2nd one came out and I was ranting during English.
AAAclub – you know, if they did, they'd have every Orlando Bloom/Legolas fan buying loreal hair care products and saying 'now we're worth it to!' or something like that and then use it to try and seduce him or something. You always hear that the way to a mans' heart is through his hair....
Popcornleader- Ok so you control the popcorn, I'll get butter man and together we can take over movie theatre's everywhere!
Aragorn-Adorer- Yes I will read and review some of your stories!
J.L. Harper- I already read and reviewed one of your stories (the completed story). I'll read the second one later. I liked it though! I have to agree with one of them in saying that we need a way to distinguish between scene changes. I got confused in the beginning and then realized what was going on.

OK! Now, on with my Elrond Rant and his commercial!

Ok, so when I went into to see Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the ring (heaven forbid we stick to short names, eh?), I had NO idea it was a trilogy. Dead serious. Never heard of LOTR. None of it. Well I had heard of The Hobbit and had read it many times, and I was vaguely aware that it was a prequel to a trilogy (I wanted to say Tri-quel instead of trilogy just there...that couldn't be good.) but I didn't know what it was called. So I sit down and watch the movie and it ends, and I scream out "THAT'S NOT AN ENDING! That's not an ending. What the hell was that?! That was NOT and ending." And then my friend I was with kindly told me there were two OTHER movies that went with it. Well, then we started to talk about the Council of Elrond. We couldn't remember what the greasy looking brown-headed guy had called the pretty blonde one (Thus he was dubbed 'The Blonde Guy), and we started to discuss Elrond. She (having actually read all the books) told me that Elrond had the gift of foresight. Well that got me thinking (a dangerous thing I know). And I realized, that Elrond was EXACTLY like Miss Cleo. Only he didn't speak with a bad accent or charge. But think about that, he could have. Can't you see him popping up on your television....

We enter a square white room. Elrond is sitting across from a white man, with black hair, that's very pale and in a suit. "I have looked into your future Mr. Anderson...erm...I mean Mr. Andrews." He takes a dramatic pause. "You will be attacked by a bunch of screaming Legolas fans. You must escape. For there is only death in your future unless you don't." Takes another dramatic pause. Then, there's the announcer.

"Lord Elrond, immortal Lord Elf of Rivendell has come. Call 1-800-FOR-SIGHT for your own personal reading! That's 1-800-437-4448. For the first 50 callers, you'll get the first 20 minutes free and then it's only 2 ½ cents per minute after that. ALSO, you'll receive this 'Lord Elrond saw my Future' t-shirt and a Lord Elrond Personal Water bottle and Towel."

Lord Elrond: "Call me now!"