Lol. So Aragorn it is! Ok, thank you all SO much for your reviews and I'll get as many new commercials out as I can. Monday morning I'm leaving for a few days (just until friady), so I can't update. But I will update once I get back.
M.A.D. – What?
Crazy-Haldir-Fancier- Don't we all want one of those shirt? Personally, the water bottle would be fun too.
J.l.Harper – Ok. Gotcha. Laziness? Lol...I'm a big lazy fool too sometimes...usually only when summer hits (like now!)
Alright, we have to admit that Aragorn always looks REALLY REALLY gross after a battle scene, or after they ran for a really long time. You really just wanna grab him, throw him in a tub (hey! Minds out of the gutter!) and pour soap on him. But it seems like even with years of bathing, he wouldn't be clean because he just looks so dirty and greasy. I mean, all girls have a place for the lived-off-the-land, rugged type, but he just takes it a step too far. Which takes us to our next commercial!
We fade in to the final battle from LOTR: Return of the King. Our Hero's have just won (with Frodo destroying the ring, and the eagles coming and saving everyone's asses) and we see Aragorn taking the saddle off of his horse. He's covered in blood from orcs and any cuts he himself sustained in battle and also in mud.
"After a Battle, especially one like this, I'm not exactly in any condition to go to my coronation." He walks into his castle and down the hall into his quarters were a shower awaits him. "Being a human, I'm very likely to get covered in gross nasty crap, unlike that damn prissy elf...erm...I mean, unlike that wonderful elf that is very talented in moving swiftly." Eye's dart around suspiciously "Therefore, I use Lever 2000. Its skin conditioning cleansers and crisp, invigorating scents leaves your skin feeling smooth and healthy." Splits to Aragorn taking a shower only showing his upper back and sholders while he washes the grime from himself "The body wash for all your 2000 parts that moisturizes your skin, wherever you need it most, leaving you feeling clean, soft and touchable." Shows him are Arwen kissing