Ok, so my first choice for Frodo was acuview contact lenses, but I have to say, that my second choice would be a counselor. A DEPENDENCY counselor. I mean, he helped gollum/smeagol (whatever you wanna call him) until boromirs lovely and kind brother stepped in. Sam however, wasn't helped. He just became seriously dependant on frodo, perhaps a little too much. But then Frodo helped Sam out, he kinda gave him that nudge to go and marry rosie. So its more of 'IF frodo WERE in fact a dependency counselor, then he'd help to create the problems and then make them go away'. Just read what I think his commercial would be.

We fade in on a white building. There are bars on the windows and a sign out front that says 'Baggins Mental Institution for Dependency Issues' in black letters. The camera shows a shot of a hallway with some doors and a tile floor. We enter a comfy looking office where Frodo is sitting with a Nazgul.

"I am drawn to the ring. The one ring TO RULE THEM ALL" It shrieks.

"I see. And, How does that make you feel?" He responds.

"Horrible! I mean, how would you feel being drawn to a piece of metal?!"

"Uh huh. And how does THAT make you feel?" Frodo askes making a doodle of a mountain spurting with Lava.

"Are you even paying attention to me?!"

"Of course. And How does that make you feel?" he draws himself.

"YOU'RE NOT PAYING ANY ATTENTION! THE RING IS OUT TO GET ME! YOU'RE IN LEAGUE WITH THE ONE RING, TO RULE THEM ALL!"

"And how does that-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" The nazgul runs out in mad panic. Frodo sighs and turns to the camera.

"You know, I have a very difficult job. I help those that are dependant become independant from that which they seek. He's just taking a bit more effort than most. For example, there was Smeagol. Ah, Smeagol..." we fade in on a rather fat hobbit looking creature lying on a couch and Frodo sitting in a chair looking concerned and nodding. "You see," Frodo starts narrarating, "Smeagol was very dependent on food and became very over weight. So, we started talking and he created his own diet so that he was slowly cutting food out and wouldn't be so dependent." The Camera shows a before and after of Smeagol. "And smeagol started the new trend that everyone has to be really sickningly skinny! Its all the rage!" It cuts back to frodo who has found the nazgul that is now rocking back and forth making weird gurgling noises. "So remember, if you EVER are in need of a dependency counselor, remember, Frodo Baggins is my name, and am the best in middle earth." Shoots the gun (you know, the hand motion where your hand looks like a gun...) and winks with a head tilt. The screen turns white and the address and phone number of the institution fades onto the screen.

OK! I'm back. Here's the second part to frodo, and Strider-stalker, you had some great ideas...and i might end up doing two commercials for some people because of it. Don't worry, you shall be satisfied! Leave reviews guys! You know I love em! Oh...and Puerto Rico was amazing! You have no idea. It rocked.

Whit