This is dedicated to Strider-Stalker….
We fade in on a forest. There's a river in the background and some really HUGE friggin statues laying on the ground. We pan the forest to find some weirdo with clown makeup on and a bright red shirt and pants on. The writing on the shirt reads "BULLS EYE!" The camera stops on him. He continues to try and hide behind a maple leaf. There's a dead silence.
"HA HA! HERE I AM! SON OF BOROMIR….no wait… I messed that up….let's start over." He picks up the maple leaf and hides again.
"HA HA! HERE I AM! BOROMIR, SON OF THE STEWARD OF GONDOR!" He drops the leaf and jumps out with jazz hands. " NOW, I KNOW EVERYONE IS NOT AS AMAZING AS MYSELF AT HIDING AND TAKING MY ENEMY BY SURPRISE…"
cuts to scene from Fellowship of the Ring where Boromir is running at orcs and blowing a horn
"…THIS IS WHY I ENDORSE THE USE OF CAM-MOO CAMOFLAGE! IT'S MADE OF ALL NATURAL PRODUCTS: COW FAT AND LEATHER! Well, except for the thread, and the dye. And of course the polyester. And well, I guess you can't really count the spandex, or the iron on words…but other than that COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY NATURAL…I think…."
Boromir tries to go deep in thought. He stops after about ten seconds and shrugs.
"CAM-MOO CAMOFLAGE ALLOWS YOU TO HIDE YOURSELF FROM ANYBODY. I'VE USED IT LOADS OF TIMES!
cuts to Boromirs last few scenes in Fellowship of the Ring.
"AND JUST LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT!" Balls hands into fists and puts fists on hips. Gives a debonair smile.
Announcer: CAM-MOO CAMOFLAGE: IT COULD WORK FOR YOU TOO!
Arrow flies from off screen to hit Boromir
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" Boromir calls out in pain.
"Sorry! It slipped!" Legolas voice rings out from off stage.
Screen fades out
In risk of sounding like the little girl from the poltergeist…. THEY'RE BAAACK!
I know, I know. It's been too long. I promise more will come. I already have five planned and I'll be doing maybe up to three for one group of characters. I hope you all enjoyed my first commercial back. I'm really nervous about putting it up….well about as nervous as someone going quail hunting with Dick Cheney.
Lol. Sorry. Had to make a comment.
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Peace out and Good Reading,
Whitless