The name above the verse/verses indicates the 'he' or the 'person mentioned'. Uh, a poem about when Rei gives Kai a secret dose of "viagra" as a joke but then it turns out that it actually wasn't a joke but a well thought-out plan. Enjoy!
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(Kai)
T'was the night before freedom day
And all through the dojo
Not a single being was stirring
But for one lover's mojo
Alone he despaired
His wanting denied
A huff here and there
Till his desire was supplied
Too easy he thought
His pleasure content
He failed to notice
The gleam of consent
(Rei)
Soft lips turned up
No traces of warning
For that lover would suffer
Come the next morning
(Kai)
Daybreak arrived
Yawns and snorts shared
One could not stir
Prisoner to his bed
(Rei)
A tongue appeared
Teasing that one
An applauding chuckle
To a job well done
Friends laughed and joked
That lover still frowning
A roll of the eyes
For berating the clowning
(Kai)
Revenge will be sweet
He said with clear meaning
Something far worse
Something far more demeaning
(Rei)
A raise of one's brow
A skeptical smirk
Not daring to run
As he knew it wouldn't work
I'm the prank king
He told him with pride
I tricked you last night
While you went for a ride
(Kai)
A pink-hued blush
An insulting burble
Something that sounded
A lot like a gerbil
(Rei)
He couldn't help but laugh
At his lover's behavior
Perhaps string in Tyson
He could be your prank savior
(Kai)
A frowned upon offer
A snort of derision
A better planned vengeance
Would be his decision
His problem descended
When afternoon passed
He went into action
To complete his appointed task
(Rei)
It will never work
Came from over his shoulder
I'm the prank king
You're the prank soldier
(Kai)
Be gone he rebuked
All but too tersely
We'll see who is king
When you're begging for mercy
(Rei)
Kings don't beg
Came his smug reply
But I'll humor you now
For tonight you shall cry
The dojo is empty
Are you eager to see?
If my prank still persists
Then just follow me
(Kai)
Eyes narrowed curiously
Desperate to know
What the wannabe king
Of pranks had to show
Forgetting his vengeance
He found himself in luck
As the king had wanted nothing
But an incredible… uh, lay…
When evening came round
The two were lethargic
This entire waste of prank
Had been nothing short of a trick
(Rei)
I had no real choice
Came his answering reason
You've been so limp
And I'm desperate in season
I couldn't help
But heighten your penis
As men are from Mars
And women from Venus
(Kai)
That made no sense
But I shan't complain
This prank come April first
Will be played once again
(Rei)
I doubt such actions
He told the boy rather
For this time next year
You'll be a great father
As I said earlier
I am in season
Nine months from now
You'll understand my reason
(Kai)
You're pregnant he guessed
None all too brightly
If it's anything like Tyson
God, please smite me.
Punishment like that
Is much undeserved
An angel like Rei
Is perhaps one reserved?
(Rei)
A roll of his eyes
And a snicker as well
He forced Kai's hands
On his soon-to-be swell
Goodnight Kai
He muttered in sleep
These memories worth saving
Forever to keep
(Kai)
I love you my kitten
Now sleep to another day
Our lives shall be perfect
Come what uh, may
THE END!
How lame was that?
I'm home alone yet again… and when I'm alone I go a bit loco! .