The Night The Ninjas Went Insane
Crackfic...it was from a dream I had...don't ask..oh...there's an OC...her name's Ghost...she's one of my spedecial characters...well anyways...enjoy!
It was late at night when Ghost finished her mission.She was tired so she decided to go home.She opened the door only to see a shadowy figure sitting on her couch with an oddly large hat on.Instead of turning on the light to see who it was,she took out a baseball bat and hit the person over the head with it.
When Ghost was sure the figure with the large hat was unconcious,she turned on the light only to see the Hokage in a smurf outfit.She blinked and poked his forehead and he shot up and looked around.He jumped up and screamed like a little girl,flailing his arms around everywhere and trying to run through the door.Unfortunatly,the door was closed so he ended up running right into it.He started crying and opened he door and ran away.
Ghost sighed and went into the closet to get her robe,only to see Jiraiya wearing her bra nad make-up.She screamed and shouted "what's wrong with you!".He blushed and ran off to the the unsuspecting world.
Getting tired of these surprises,Ghost went into her room only to find Sesshomaru and Kisame kissing.She gagged and went into the spareroom only to find Kakashi reading his pervy book.He turned calmly and said "vashmoos,vashmoos"and fell over laughing while Ghost looked out the window and saw Sasuke playing Spider-Man and Naruto wearing a dress.
End Story
...ok..note that I'm not against any of these characters nad this is based on a screwed up dream i once had.Thank you for reading and please review...if ya wanna!