D.W. Parody
Pang Tong's Journey
Hello there. Pang Tong's the name. Some know me as the Fledgling Phoenix. I was a Shu strategist in Dynasty Warriors 4. I say 'was' because I quit. You'd quit too if you always died by an arrow. Being part phoenix, I burn and revive every time this happens. And I am tired of it. So after dying in Cheng Du, I decided to look for a new role in life. To do this, I journeyed throughout China, looking for a way to escape this damn world. My chance came when I met with Zhuge Liang (a fellow strategist) who knew a few spells, like myself. After a long and arduous research, we were finally able to create a portal that could travel through other dimensions. Zhuge Liang warned me that the portal couldn't stay in one place for too long, for it would disappear and come back only after a long time, if ever. After saying my good byes, I entered the portal.
It is an amazing place, the path through dimensions. Very colorful. Although the spiral fashion did make me puke (a real problem when wearing a mask). However, I had to choose where to go. After some consideration, I decided to enter the Gundam part of the universe first. It seemed like an interesting universe. Giant mechanical contraptions wreaking havoc always seem fun, right? So I decided to go here first.
I thought it would be easy, but I was wrong. These people were mostly selfish. They didn't like newcomers. Some were nice in their rejections, but others were real pricks. Here is the order in which I was rejected:
Mobile Suit Gundam Universe: "Nope, sorry" said Amuro.
Gundam Wing: "No," Heero said simply and coldly. "When was the last time you ever smiled?" I dared to ask him. He gave me a worst look, so I decided not to argue with him. Those eyes could kill.
G Gundam: "HELL NO!" Domo yelled. "Okay, Okay, I'm sorry," I said, nervous at this freak's behavior. "Please forgive him," said a French looking guy, "But he always shouts when he talks." "NO I DON'T!" Domo yelled again. "Good grief," I said. I tip-toed to the portal, although as soon as I heard the words "BURNING FINGER!" I jumped head-first for it.
After going through and regaining my breath, I decided to go on one last Gundam series before giving up entirely: Gundam Seed. Who knows? Perhaps my luck will improve here…
-Pang Tong