Disclamer: I do not, nor will ever claim ownership of either Yu-gi-oh! GX or Monty Python. There isn't much aside from that to be mentioned.
Scene: A card shop lead by Syrus, a bell rings as Chazz enters. He glances over at light spots in the shape of cards surrounded by a light dust.
Chazz: 'Morning.
Syrus: Good morning! Welcome to the National Rare Shop! How can I help you?
Chazz: Yes… I was in the park just now and I suddenly had an urge.
Syrus: An urge?
Chazz: Yes. I had a feeling that there was a certain deck that wanted to be played, but I need some tenuous pieces.
Syrus: Sorry?
Chazz: Rare cards, dip.
Syrus: Oh! I thought you were complaining about the Captian Tenacious cutout.
Chazz: …It is hideous, but that's not the problem.
Syrus: So I can worry about that later. What would you like?
Chazz: Do you have Armed Dragon Level 10?
Syrus: Sorry, right out.
Chazz: Then how about Horus Level 8?
Syrus: We'll be out until Monday.
Chazz: Red Eyes Black Dragon?
Syrus: Sorry.
Chazz: Wingweaver?
Syrus: Nope.
Chazz: Mazera DeVill?
Syrus: Normally yes, but not today.
Chazz: Venus, Mars, Jupiter, or Archlord Zerato?
Syrus: No…
Chazz: Fairy King Truesdale?
Syrus: Yes?
Chazz: Great! I'll take it!
Syrus: Oh, I'm sorry. That's my name, Syrus Truesdale.
Chazz: Fine then… How about Dark Magician?
Syrus: Not much call for that card around here?
Chazz: Do you live in a hole? It's the most popular card in the entire world!
Syrus: Not around here.
Chazz: Then what IS?
Syrus: Dark Magician Girl!
Chazz: Do you have any?
Syrus: No…
Chazz: Alchemic Spirit Anmael?
Syrus: I'll check…
Chazz: …You're wasting my time.
Syrus: I'm sorry, but the cat just got it.
Chazz: I'm a busy man, so I'll cut to the chase. Do you have ANY rare cards?
Syrus: No… I have been wasting your time on purpose.
Chazz: You do understand that I have to kill you now.
Syrus: Very well. Is shot
Chazz: Puts away gun What a waste of human life.