We Caught Vash!
The gate that separates different worlds…. Somehow, I got sent down the wrong path and ended us in the wrong world…
"Women and children hide, it's Vash the Stampede, he's here!"
"The killers here, the one they call the humanoid typhoon!"
"Oh here he comes!"
Edward Elric walked down the dirt road, when he was jumped by at least 20 guys who were twice his size.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"We've caught the man-slayer!"
"Huh?"
"You're Vash aren't ya?"
"Who?"
"Aww don't listen to him, he's just trying to confuse us into thinking he isn't Vash"
"What proof do you have that I'm this Vash guy?"
"Let'see; red coat, fake arm, blonde hair; yeah you're him."
"Right and does this Vash fella also have a fake leg and golden eye?"
"We're not sure"
"Hey maybe he isn't Vash, after all the description never said anything about him being a pipsqueak…"
"WHO'RE YOU CALLIN SMALL!" Ed used alchemy to break the ropes that they tied him up with, and then he fired an alchemic blast so big that it created another hole in the fifth moon. Not only that, it brought the gate to him.
When Ed got home he was greeted by an unfamiliar face.
"Hiya," said the strange man who was stuffing doughnuts into his mouth.
Then Winry walked in, "Oh hi Ed, I see that you've met Vash"
END
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