I'm so eviler than you!

by iwantitunique

If Clark was evil instead and worked with Lex. Please R&R.

Smallville style

Clark: 'Walks in holding a muffin' "I just got promoted I'm so eviler then you."

Lex: "No."

Clark: "Yes I am..." 'Pouts'

Lex: 'Turns around' "You know that taste you get in your mouth then you drink

orange juice and brush your teeth."

Clark: "Argh! I hate that!"

Lex: "I love it!"

Clark: "gasp"

Lex: "Do you like puppies?"

Clark: "... Yes?"

Lex: "I kick them!"

Clark: "gasp"

Lex: "And that muffin you're eating?"

Clark: "... No!"

Lex: "I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR!"

Clark: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"