Stupidness (Greetingness)

This chapter sucks. No seriously it does.I personally think that this chapter reeks. It's not the best chapter and the humor is stupid, but you might like it.

Wow, those are some encouraging statements to make you want to read this chapter. Good luck, it's a tearjerker.

Not really, okay on with the stupidly put together chapter...

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Danny ate lunch with Sam, sat by Sam, and basically did everything with Sam. Not including the stupid comments that Tucker kept making. By the end of the day he was exhausted and he didn't even do anything worth getting tired. He didn't know how to be a good boyfriend. He guessed that he just had to act like himself, but for some reason that didn't seem like the right answer.

He tried to call Sam later that night, like they had planned, but was interrupted by a ghost attack. It was the Box Ghost, and he had misplaced the Fenton thermos, lucky him.

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Sam's POV

Sam waited for Danny to call her. She finally gave up at 9:00. She felt upset and hurt.

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Danny's POV

Danny flew to school, correction, he fought to school. He was forced to fight the Box Ghost, completely forgetting that he was supposed to walk with Sam to school.

When he got to school he raced into his classroom and found a seat by Sam. Sam immediately turned away from Danny. The class started and Danny tried to get her attention, but she wouldn't budge.

After class he caught up with her. She ignored him and went to her locker. She ignored him until it was time for lunch. They were allowed to sit outside.

After, getting his food Danny sat by Tucker, at a lunch table and didn't see Sam anywhere.

"Where's Sam?" Danny asked.

"Behind that tree," Tucker pointed to a tree only ten feet away from them. Two seconds after that a small tomato flew towards Tucker and hit him on the forehead causing him to fall backwards.

"That'll teach ya," Sam said from behind the tree.

"Jeeze Sam, you think you could warn a person?" Tucker asked Sam rudely.

"Yeah, but I didn't want to." Sam replied. Danny smiled. "Is Danny smiling?" Sam asked.

"Yeah," Tucker said before Danny could answer. Danny glared at Tucker who was now sitting upright.

"Good, then I want to talk to him." Sam demanded. Danny's smile faded.

"Why?" Tucker asked.

"We have something to discuss." Sam answered. Tucker looked suspiciously at Danny, and Danny looked at the ground.

"Danny why don't you go talk to Sam," Tucker said with a grin. Danny stood up and hesitantly walked behind the tree. He sat down beside Sam.

"What's up?" He asked innocently.

"Oh, nothing except that you forgot to call me last night and you forgot to walk with me to school." Sam said calmly. Danny hit the palm of his hand on his forehead.

"Sam, I am so sorry." Danny pleaded. "I was fighting that gay Box Ghost."

"Both times?" Sam asked.

"Unfortunately, yes." Danny replied in a sorry voice.

"Well, I guess I can let it slide, but I don't know what will happen next time." Sam sighed. Danny looked down at her food. She had a salad, same as usual, but something looked wrong.

"Sam, why do you have red sauce on your salad?" Danny asked. He dipped it on his finger and licked it. Suddenly his mouth became very hot. Sam could tell because she started laughing. "What?" Danny asked.

"It's hot sauce." Sam managed to say over all her laughter. As soon as she said this Danny's mouth got hotter.

He ran over to his lunch tray and brought back his bottled water. He drank it all, but it didn't reduce the hotness.

"What the heck is this stuff?" Danny mumbled because it was so hot.

"It's a special brand of hot sauce. It took me five years to get used to it." Sam laughed.

"How do you get rid of the hotness?" Danny asked desperately. Sam couldn't stop laughing. Finally, she answered him.

"You eat grapes until the hotness goes away." Sam answered.

"Seriously," Danny muttered with his tongue sticking out of his mouth.

"Yeah," Sam answered. Then she opened up her lunch bag and took out some grapes. She gave Danny one and he quickly stuffed it into his mouth. The hotness decreased and he reached for another one. Sam gave him the rest and soon his mouth was back to normal.

He helped Sam get up and they walked towards Tucker. They sat beside each other and burst out laughing.

"What's going on between you two?" Tucker asked. Sam opened her mouth but Danny covered it with his hand. Sam licked his hand with her tongue and he kept it there. He looked at her.

"If you repeat that story to anybody you'll be in trouble." Danny warned, and then he removed his hand.

"Danny was having an interesting experience with hot sauce." Sam said, and she started laughing. Danny wiped his hand on his shirt.

"Well, if someone would have told me what it was then maybe I wouldn't have had to try it." Danny said.

"Well, you tried it before I could tell you what it was." Sam argued.

"Well, at least I wasn't having a laughing attack while my friend was suffering from a burnt mouth." Danny retorted. Tucker and Sam started laughing.

"I can't believe you actually thought that hot sauce was hot." Tucker said.

"You should try it." Danny said. Tucker stopped laughing.

"No way," He said.

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For two month's Danny and Sam's relationship didn't sail smoothly. Danny kept forgetting about Sam, thanks to a bunch of random ghost attacks, but Sam put up with it, and Danny was thankful. One day, Sam didn't put up with it.

Danny had set up a date for him and Sam at Veggie World, Sam's favorite restaurant, but he missed it because he was battling Johnny 13.

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The next day Sam was mad as ever. It was a Saturday so she walked over to Danny's house. She knocked on the door and Danny answered it. As soon as he did, he whacked his forehead with the palm of his hand.

"Sam, I am truly…" Danny started to say.

"Save it." Sam said as she walked through the door, and sat on the blue couch. Danny shut the door and sat down beside her.

"Look I know that we were supposed to go to Veggie World, but I was distracted. You see Johnny 13 showed up and…"

"Well, of course it was a ghost!" Sam shouted a little too loudly. As predicted Danny's parents came charging into the living room.

"Did someone say ghost?" Jack asked. Maddie came up beside him holding the Fenton Ghost translator or whatever it is.

"No, we just said that we both like toast." Danny answered quickly.

"No, we just said that we both like evil toast. So fear me." The Fenton translator said.

"Are you sure?" Maddie asked him.

"Yes, I'm sure that we didn't say ghost, right Sam?" Danny asked.

"Yes, I'm sure that we are ghosts, right Sam?" The translator said.

"Oh, yeah, um, we just, um, had to, um, talk about something." Sam said.

"Oh, yeah, um, we just, um, had to, um, talk about plans for world domination." The translator said. Danny looked over at Sam, and Sam was biting her lip.

"We have to fix this thing." Jack said looking at the Fenton translator.

"But I thought we fixed it?" Maddie asked.

"We must've forgotten something." Jack said. They turned and walked down towards their lab.

After they were gone Sam spoke.

"I know that you have a lot of questions Danny, but I can't answer them. I wanted to tell you that I think we should break up. These imaginary ghost attacks are just excuses to avoid me, and I can take a hint."

"But I'm telling the truth." Danny protested.

"Right, I hope this doesn't change our friendship. It did seem too soon to start a relationship didn't it?" Sam asked.

"I guess." Danny said, his heart being ripped out.

"Then it's agreed. Well, see ya tomorrow." Sam said and she walked out of his house.

Danny felt really bad. He did like Sam. They hadn't agreed on anything. If it hadn't have been for the stupid ghost attacks…Danny's ghost sense went off and Skulker appeared. It had been his lucky day.

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I hate writing this story. No I'm serious. It's sssssooo boring. If you have any ideas for this story please tell me, cause I can't think of anything, and I'm about ready to delete this story. FYI: It's not going anywhere!

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