Disclaimer: How many of you here watch Inu-Yasha? Please say all of you, 'cause other this will be confusing. Now that we've got that cleared up, how many of you remember those funny credit things? You know, the things that "Give Credit" to the people who actually helped with the creation of Inu-Yasha? And it tell you based off the manga by Rumiko Takahashi (Turns out the YGO creator actually has the same last name)? Believe it or not, I'm not in the credits. Because I didn't create Inu-Yasha, and even more shockingly, don't own it. If I did, Sesshomaru would be in it so much more, because clearly he's the best character…

"So," Tetsaiga said. "Wanna play poker?"

"I told Kagome it was a bad idea to everyone that game, but did she listen, no!" Tensaiga said irritably. "How can you want to play a game a time like this?"

"A time like what?" Tetsaiga asked stupidly.

"You know, I don't think I've ever been struck as much as I have just this moment how much your are like your former master," Tensaiga almost shouted.

"And your like yours as well," Tetsaiga retorted. "I suppose that's a good thing, otherwise this relationship might not work."

"Whatever," Tensaiga sighed. "Fine, I'll play with you on one condition."

"What?"

"It's strip poker. And you have act out when Inuyasha woke up."

"Act out!"

"Do you want to play or not."

"Fine," Tetsaiga said sulkily. "And since you'll be naked soon, I suppose you'll lose more dignity than I."

"I highly doubt that. After all, I am the brains here."

"…"

"Come on no, no time to waste. I want full characterization and costumes."

"Damn you."

Chapter 3: Something to See

What the hell? Where am I? I thought groggily as I came to. Somewhere. It kinda looked familiar. Vaguely. Not as familiar as the throbbing pain the back of my head felt, but familiar nonetheless.

I put my hand on the back of my head gingerly. I mean, it's not like it really hurt, but ya know, just in case. No blood; that was a good sign. Only a little bump, which hardly hurt…because when I said throbbing pain earlier I was only exaggerating.

"What the hell is going on," I muttered. Had some fuckin' demon kidnapped me? Huh, it'd regret that. I'd kick is sorry ass, get in a little recreational violence before lunch, and be off. Kagome and the others would be looking for me by now.

Or I could hang around a little while after I kill the bastard.

"Hey!" I yelled. "Whoever brought me here had better show their face right now or I'll destroy your whole castle!"

"Would you really destroy your family home, Inuyasha?"

"Sesshomaru!" I spluttered in outrage. "You kidnapped me!"

"I did not kidnap you," he said coolly. You know, I should probably get a thesaurus thing that Kagome told me about, since that is the only way he ever talks. It's really dull….I need a new adjective that gets the point across. "I saved you."

"Save me?" I'm afraid I couldn't contain a snort.

"Yes," he said, coming over until he was looming over me, since I was still lying down on the futon that I guess he had put me on and he was not lacking in height.

But he was not intimidating in the least. 'Specially to me.

"If I had left you alone in the woods you would have been killed by weak demons," he continued.

"So what?" I snapped. I had said as much to him last night…at least it had better have been last night or he would be even more dead…and he had agreed, he didn't care about me. Damn him for standing so fucking close to me! Hello, ever heard of personal space brother of mine?

He was driving me insane.

Not for him.

Definitely not for him.

Because of him.

"I've told you, I will be the one to kill you, not some pathetic demon that could be killed by a human paying a speck of attention," he told him, looking into my eyes. His eyes are creeping. There's nothing in them, they're just big gold orbs that should have been subjected to big long epic love poems about their melting quality, a great deal of the time being compared to honey, but no one in their right mind would do that. Sure, they could melt you…into a terrified puddle. They were like heart-stopping, like he was seeing right into your soul, but you couldn't do the same because he didn't have one! Shivers went down my spine.

Of mild fright. Not romantically because I am not actually attracted to my brother.

"Hey," I said, feeling my temper flare when I finally realized what he had said. "Weak demons couldn't kill me even when I am human?"

"So you say, Inuyasha, but tell me, why is it you usually hide yourself on the night of the new moon?" Sesshomaru's lips curled into a sneer. "Surely not because you think you're ugly as a human."

"Are you implying I'm pretty as a human?" I challenged him.

And could have promptly cut out my tongue. Why the hell did I say that? What on earth possessed me to say something so stupid? And I didn't even get to see him flinch! He didn't even flinch when I said that!

"As pretty as a human can ever get," he instead said.

Well, that was somewhat unexpected. An almost complement. I was melting…and completely incapable of response.

"Come, Inuyasha," Sesshomaru commanded.

"Where?" I squeaked. No, no, no! Not squeaked! In my utterly normal, manly voice!

"Breakfast," he said. "I know you're hungry."

"You're eating breakfast with me?" I said, completely floored. Well, more so than I was before. And it wasn't a long fall, being on the floor to begin with.

"No," he said.

And for some reason I felt really disappointed.

What he hell had he done to me! He had poisoned me with something! I would never think that about doing something with my brother! That was a good thing. He would probably kill me as I tried to eat.

Whatever he had done, it must have been really good, because I couldn't shake the feeling of disappointment as he led me out of the room.

Wait. He had said family home.

I was back in the fucking Western Castle!

Damn him!

Author Notes: Thank you to all my reviewers! I did respond to everyone who was longed in, so check your e-mail! Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving, and now we must all keep a positive mind set, less than four weeks until Christmas! And Inuyasha is all nice and locked up (though he doesn't know it yet) in the castle, which means he had no where to run from love! (wow, bad joke) and he'll have to suffer through Rin and Jaken! Next chapter should be fun, no? And it'll be Sesshomaru telling it an everything. Hey, I'm excited already…and of course, you are now all totally pumped after reading this not as good Inuyasha chapter (who doesn't love second rate? Hey! Keep your tomatoes until later!) so obviously, reviewing in the only the to do right now. Seriously. Review.

InuSessyYaoiGirl: (whispering) Let's keep this illegal review answering to ourselves, okay? Thanks, and don't worry. The only reason Kagura would be in the story would be, well, to die. Horribly and painfully if I have anything to say about it, and as the author, there's a good chance that it would be that way…so don't worry 'bout her. –shudders just thinking about the horrible Sesshomaru stealer-

And this is chapter 3….duck and cover people, duck and cover. It's an art.