Title: Goodbye my lover, good bye my friend

Author: alienangel19852003

Summary: Keely's mom gets remarried and they have to move…to Tree Hill North Carolina.

Rating: M, language, sex, mild violence.

Disclaimer... Don't own… don't sue… don't know…

Author's Note: This is an AU crossover with OTH. Phil and Keely are sophomores and the gang from OTH are seniors. Nathan and Haley are married and on the verge of divorce, Brooke and Lucas have an on and off again relationship, Peyton is with Jake, and Mouth still pines for Brooke. Dan and Deb are separated, and Dan is out to ruin Keith and Mandy's wedding because he thinks Keith was the one who tried to kill him


Chapter 2

"Dinner is ready."MandyTeslow called cheerfully.

"Coming!" Keely said getting up off the floor.

"Thought you did that a few minutes ago." Phil joked.

"Be right down!" Keely shouted, after shooting Phil a glare.

"Stop grinning like that, she's going to take one look at you and she'll know."

"She doesn't care." Phil said pulling on his pants.

"I can't believe I lost my virginity on the floor. And we're gonna sell this house." Keely said.

Phil laughed, "It could have been worse, the backseat of my mom's van."

Keely laughed, "There is always next time."

A couple of minutes later the walked downstairs dressed and only slightly disheveled and took their places at the dinner table.

"So you and Keely are dating?" Keith asked.

"We… I don't know what we are." Phil said.

"I'd say we were a something after you know…" Keely said.

"It's not clearly defined. But it's exclusive okay."

"Better be, this damn rug burn ain't going away that fast." Keely said.

"I can hardly keep track of who my nephews are dating. They are little older than you guys. You'd like them."

"Really," Keely said, "So your nephews are boy sluts?"

"Basically, but they are nice guys. They just don't have the best luck with girls." Keith laughed.

Keely couldn't help liking Keith, he was a good man. And it seemed her mother really liked him. Phil put his hand on her knee, she couldn't help but grin.

"Anyone up for some chicken and broccoli casserole, if not too bad cause that's what I got." Mandy said.

"Sounds good Ms. Teslow." Phil said.

"Smells better," Keith said.

Keely watched her mother put the dish on the table and walk away blushing.

"You didn't have to say that, we all know this is going to suck beans." Keely said.

"Your mom's food doesn't suck." Phil said sticking the spoon into the jiggling casserole.

"It just moves faster than any of us could ever hope to eat it." He added.

"Holy God, he's right especially after it's been digested." Keely said, and the three of them were laughing when her mother returned with string beans.

"So I'm gonna go ahead and ask the question that's on my mind. When's the wedding?" Keely asked.

"Three months, right before Christmas." Her mother beamed with pride.

"Great. So we have three months to say goodbye," Phil said.

Keely smirked, she had three months to talk them out of it and Phil was going to help with her crazy scheme whether he liked it or not. Keely pushed his hand higher up her bare thigh, smirking more when he blushed and stared at her gaping.

No one ate anything, but Phil and Keith did a good job pretending. Keely didn't bother keeping up appearances.

"Keely are you feeling well?" her mother asked.

"I'm just not hungry," she said smiling.

"Are you nauseous?"

"No?" Keely said.

"Have you been taking your pills? We don't want anything to happen…" her mother said glancing at Phil who nearly choked on the sip of Coke he nearly had.

"I'm taking my pills mom don't worry." Keely said.

"Good. Phil are you okay there?" Keely's mom asked.

"I–I'm fine."

"Are you Keely's boyfriend or her homely?"Mandy Teslow asked.

"Homely?" Phil asked.

Keely cackled hysterically, "That's homey; we haven't defined what we are yet. But I know that I love him.

Keith was laughing too, butMandy and Phil didn't think it was so funny.

"Are the two of you having sexual relations?" her mother asked.

"…." Phil tried to speak but made no sound.

"Mother!" Keely shrieked.

"So it is…"

"So it ain't." Keely said.

"You've been cybering with this flannel clad, carpenter guy for months, and you assume that because Phil and I happen to be of different sexes and spend a lot of time together that we're having sex." Keely ranted, "Yeah, Phil and I are having sex."

Phil laughed, thinking about an episode of Dave Chappell's show when Rick James did a similar rant about grinding his feet in Eddie Murphy's couch.

"Good thing I put you the pill. Barb and I were discussing it this week. I told her that you were on it and look I was right."

"You were discussing this with my mom?" Phil asked.

"She wanted to have some kind of informal sit down to discuss the nature of your relationship and give out condoms and advice about sex."

"Does everyone in town think we're having sex? Jeez… we just did it what an hour ago?" Phil said.

"I did not need to know that." Keith said.

"Me either, TMI Phil. TMI."

"William H Macy!" Keely exclaimed, "You are the one talking about being on the pill and shit and now your all TMI, TMI."

"Keely, behave yourself."

"Sex. Sex. Sex. I had sex with Phil…." Keely sang.

Phil ducked his head, "Holy God."

"Keely Leighanne Teslow, leave the table this instant. I know you are acting out because of the move but it can't be helped things are how they are."

"Fine, that damn casserole sucks ass anyways." Keely got up from the table.


"Thanks for dinner, Ms. Teslow. It was nice meeting you, Mr. Scott." Phil said leaving the table.

"Call me Keith, it was nice meeting you too Phil."

Phil smiled ruefully and followed Keely outside.

"Grr… I don't want to move." Keely said throwing her arms around him.

"We have eternity Keely."

"You may have till 2121 but I only have three months." She said.

"Well, we can see each other all the time. I can be in North Carolina in like five minutes on the skyayak."

"Mmmmm… I like that…" Keely said burying her face in Phil's neck.

"Me too, any other couple would have to do the long distance thing. I can be there whenever you want me."

"So you're gonna sleep over every night?" she asked.

"People would get suspicious." Phil said.

"Yeah. That's true." Keely considered this.

"I wish I could fly far, far away…" Keely said.

"Keely," He said in his best Forrest Gump.

She laughed, "Want to get something to eat."

"Let's see what my mom has conjured for dinner."

"I hope it's chicken parmesan pizza." Keely said.

"Could be, it is especially cheesy night." Phil said.

"That's every night when your dad is involved." Keely said taking his hand, as they walked down the steps to the street where his car was parked.

"It ain't easy being cheesy."

"Darn tooting..." Keely said, as he opened the passenger side door for her.

He'd always opened doors for her but now it felt different. They drove the two blocks to his house. Pim was sitting on the front steps grinning.

"So… you two finally got together, I was wondering when that would happen."

"Pim, get out of the way." Phil said.

"Fish got to swim, birds gotta fly, and Phil and Keely got to have sex." Pim said.

"Ah… does EVERYONE know! Jesus Earl Christ!"

"Keely's mom called, and informed our mom that you kids are sexually active and to be on the look out for condom wrappers and not to let you close your bedroom door. I don't know why because I certainly don't want to walk by and see that…" Pim said.

"I'm gonna go in and talk to her really quick." Phil said going inside.


"Why do you have to be such a bitch all the time?" Keely demanded.

"What can I say it's a gift?" Pim said.

"Maybe you should return it." Keely said.

"Maybe you should try not to be so damn perky."

"I have good genes I guess."

"Dumb ass. That is not what I meant; you walk around this fucking place like its all sunshine and rainbows. I wanna see some anger some sarcasm something… Phil can't be that good," Pim said.

"It's not all sunshine and rainbows, and yes Phil is damn good."

"TMI, Keely, TMI!"

"Why does everyone keep saying that after they bring up my sex life?" Keely wondered.

"My mom is getting remarried, and I have to move to North Carolina," Keely revealed, she saw something in Pim's eyes for a second and then it was gone.

"I wish I could leave this place and never come back." Pim said, "Good luck with that."

"You too," Keely smiled shyly.

"Were you two being nice to each other?" Phil asked.

"Don't get used it." Pim said heading for the garage.

"My mom wants to have the talk, while my dad isn't home." Phil said.

"Goody," Keely said sarcastically.

"It won't be that bad," Phil said as they went into the house.

Five minutes later they were seated on the couch and Barb was explaining to them what she knew about sex.

"Okay… the rhythm method does not work. Check out exhibit A." Barb pointed at Phil.

"What? So I was a surprise. A college treat." Phil said.

"Always. Always use a condom."

"I'm on the pill." Keely said.

"Okay that's only 96 percent effective. I think I have some contraceptives from the future that are fool proof, I'm sure the two of you can figure it out."

"Hey…" they both said.

"And if you are going to be having sex there are some rules. 1. Not when I'm in the house. 2. Never in my room. 3. Never in my room. 4. Never on this couch. 5. Never in my van. 6. Never in the kitchen. 7. Never let me catch you doing it. Are we clear?"

Phil gulped, "Crystal."

"Who in the hell is Crystal?" Keely asked.

"Keel, calm down it's an expression." Phil explained patiently.

"I don't want to have to mess nobody up," Keely said.

"Me either, now go wash your hands and set the table." Barb said.

"Yes, Ma'am." Phil said getting off the couch and heading into the kitchen.